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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
When i see a man walking a tiny dog i often wonder if its his dog or his partner/wifes dog. Why would anyone get a tiny dog. Medium to big dogs are best and no self-respecting person would get a small dog

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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my brothers dad has a pom mix and its a tiny dog and its awesome

his name is grizzly

seems a hell of a lot more practical than a big dog

hes not exactly small either

hes bigger than a cat

at the same time hes not going to go chase down your dinner or defend your life or something like that

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
if its bigger than a cat its not a tiny dog

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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im also just thinking like its a small doggy but this guy, my bros dad, raced amateur super bikes 20 years ago, so im kinda thinking like hes got nothing to compensate for so its like whatever, you ever done 300 kph on an engine with wheels??? here is my tiny doggy

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'd get a medium sized dog because i don't have the space for a large dog but if i had loads of land i'd get a large dog

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Jun 26, 2013


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- Wisdom of the ages.
I enjoy seeing this.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

You know what they say "The smaller the dog, the bigger the dick".

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its funny but its also v shameful if they're walking the dog alone

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i went to a farm party and the guy looking after the property had to look after a big rear end farm dog

he slept outside (the dog not the man)

the way the caretaker exercised the dog was to get on the ATV and drive hella fast up and down the property with the dog chasing him

if this farm dog wanted to kill you that would be it

we outsmarted the farm dog though

we tied his toy with a rope to a tree and it was dog vs tree

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
if i had a farm i'd get a hungarian komondor

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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this was a fun party and bunch of cycling nerds/athletes showed up

someone also brought their corgi lookin doggy from the city

she kept her distance from the farm dog lol

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
I'm gonna get me one of those tiny dogs and name him oval office Destroyer.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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name HER oval office Destroyer

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
My cat is a big and beefy boy and bigger then my neighbors lovely small dog and could gently caress up any small dog

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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if small dog is good enough for danny devito they are good enough for me.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
danny devito is a tiny man though so its acceptable

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
if danny devito had a large dog he could ride it

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.


These are mine. The one on the right is 27lbs. and on the left is 12lbs. Most people who meet me ask if i'm a football player because I'm built to bust through walls forehead first, and I have a very clear idea of how absurd I look walking these little dogs. I bought them both hot pink leashes to make it even sillier, and because the looks I get are funny as gently caress and I don't have any crippling social anxiety issues.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'd like to watch danny devito ride a large dog

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

numberoneposter posted:

name HER oval office Destroyer

but then people could be like 'are you calling your dog a oval office? do you hate women?!' and I'd be like n-noooo

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Tiny dogs are not dogs. They are rats.

Big dogs are the best. Dogs you can fight properly.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

Tiny dogs are not dogs. They are rats.

Big dogs are the best. Dogs you can fight properly.
Just fight dozens of small dogs.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

FactsAreUseless posted:

Just fight dozens of small dogs.

you're not trying to kill the dogs just fight them

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
Literally 1 picture of a man walking with tiny dogs in a thread dedicated to it and you all wonder why Reddit is better

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Yeah why would I try to harm a dog

They like to playfight though. Get a dog you can suplex to no ill effect

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

yeah I eat rear end posted:



if small dog is good enough for danny devito they are good enough for me.

Dachshunds should count as honorary big dogs because they've got spirit and will happily fight something 10x their size. Growing up we had a dachshund who's mom was used to hunt wild boars. They're good dogs and I won't hear you fuckos say otherwise.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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ArtIsResistance posted:

Literally 1 picture of a man walking with tiny dogs in a thread dedicated to it and you all wonder why Reddit is better
we all know how to use google image search hey buddy if you want to contribute go take a pic of a big guy with a small doggo for yourself

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Jose posted:

if i had a farm i'd get a hungarian komondor

I want a hungarian dog but I want a kuvasz instead of a komondor

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I like em all

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Lots of good dogs from Hungary

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
- Fast dogs
- Silly dogs
- Smiley dogs

even smelly dogs!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Isaac posted:

I like em all
im going to fly the canadian flag in thailand do you think i can party with some aussie cunts?????

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Jose posted:

if i had a farm i'd get a hungarian komondor

That's an intimidating dog.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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look at these dogs

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i visited a short friend in montreal and walked his weener dog one day and cars honked pleasantly at me, and i was stopped by girls on 3 different occasions bcuz they love the big man with the smal dog

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

paul_soccer10 posted:

bcuz they love the big man with the smal dog

The only instance where "size doesn't matter" isn't an insult.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i know a guy with a couple of siberian huskies (two sisters)

awesome dogs but holly cripes too much work

but if it makes u happy

it cant b that bad

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009

paul_soccer10 posted:

i visited a short friend in montreal and walked his weener dog one day and cars honked pleasantly at me, and i was stopped by girls on 3 different occasions bcuz they love the big man with the smal dog

Yep. Can confirm. Small dogs are chick magnets. I don't even care though, because I'm a chick, too. But small dogs are like magic if you want attention off teh ladiez.

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Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
I have a short friend who had a small dog and it was pretty obvious why he got it

It got hit by a car and died and he went out and got another one just like it the very next day lol

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