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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

WHY LACKEY

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Holy poo poo we're really throwing the game.

I mean we weren't going to win anyway, but still.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

If the World Series didn't convince you, Joe Maddon is betting on the other team

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Sounds like the Cubs and Yankees

Our farm system is pretty depleted now though and I though Ricketts is opposed to spending much more on payroll?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i love to give up game-losing walkoff dingers and then complaining about young people

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Will it be 1 pitch homerun and game over or like a 17 pitch foul fest then a ground ball up the middle

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Niwrad posted:

If the World Series didn't convince you, Joe Maddon is betting on the other team

So we might as well have Pete Rose as our manager?

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Gimme that good John Lackey meltdown pleeeeease

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


TMMadman posted:

Dear Cubs:

You can't walk 8 batters during a game and expect to win the game.

Make better pitches.

PS stop swinging at everything

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


great move to put in the guy who gave up the third most homers in major league baseball

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
John....Lackey

Homeybeef
May 23, 2008
Lackey can lose it now or in the 10th or 11th. No reason to burn Davis or anyone else here just to get to extras.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


bawfuls posted:

Gimme that good John Lackey meltdown pleeeeease

already happened

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I believe in World Series Champion pitcher John Lackey. Watch him throw 3 innings lights out

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

bawfuls posted:

Gimme that good John Lackey meltdown pleeeeease

A meltdown implies there was something solid to melt in the first place. If Lackey gives up a walk off dinger on the first pitch, is it really a meltdown? Or just a matter of course?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Preemptive "That's enough of that... LACKEY"

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

R.D. Mangles posted:

great move to put in the guy who gave up the third most homers in major league baseball

It's the last thing the Dodgers will be expecting

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
All you John Lackey haters about to eat your words.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
92 down the middle. The tenacity!

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004
Feeling like this will end up working for Maddon

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Lackey smolders hotter than Fukushima.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Getting ready to post like 30 angry Lackey gifs

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Popete posted:

All you John Lackey haters about to eat your words.

john lackey loving sucks

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Dodgers over confidence will be there undoing against Lackey

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Nov 20, 2005

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Getting ready to post like 30 angry Lackey gifs

I want a whole page of them.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
He's not swinging at that pitch Lackey. Stop throwing it.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
hnnnggghhh

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Just sitting here practicing my Hawk voice

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Popete posted:

Dodgers over confidence will be there undoing against Lackey

Plucky underdog John Lackey.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Just pick Puig off.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


I don't have a dog in this fight but John Lackey makes me extremely anxious.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
I thought about trying to make a Darth Vader/John Lackey "I find your Lackey of faith disturbing" photoshop but that's too lovely a pun even for me to spend that much time on it.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Basticle posted:

I don't have a dog in this fight but John Lackey makes me extremely anxious.

He'll bite like a rabid bunny.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Basticle posted:

I don't have a dog in this fight but John Lackey makes me extremely anxious.

That’s because every pitch has a 50% chance of being a homerun.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
throw a pitch you old gently caress

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pancakes posted:

I thought about trying to make a Darth Vader/John Lackey "I find your Lackey of faith disturbing" photoshop but that's too lovely a pun even for me to spend that much time on it.

You're no fun

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
hmm this part loving sucks.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
this is very tedious

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
:lol:

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lackey knows that the next pitch he throws is going to end the game and he's trying to delay the inevitable

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