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| They literally set fire to the ring by accident |
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2 | 2.22% |
| They literally set fire to the ring on purpose |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Rehire Jeff Jarrett |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung |
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7 | 7.78% |
| Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan |
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13 | 14.44% |
| Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) |
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4 | 4.44% |
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corn in the bible posted:tna got bad when they stopped using six-sided pizza 
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It's probably Reverse Pizza where you bring them pizza so the talent can eat
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Oct 16, 2017 21:32
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Impact Pizza is pizza they got out of the dumpster of a better pizzeria down the block.
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Oct 16, 2017 22:11
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I’m sure Impact Pizza is from Ontario poo poo pizza Pizza Pizza which makes the worst pizza.
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Oct 16, 2017 23:02
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They're just preparing people for their next name change: Impact Pizza Wrestling
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Oct 16, 2017 23:24
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sbaldrick posted:I’m sure Impact Pizza is from Ontario poo poo pizza Pizza Pizza which makes the worst pizza. Hey Pizza Pizza is perfectly serviceable, but not great, pizza. Its the SmackDown of pizza.
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flashy_mcflash posted:Hey Pizza Pizza is perfectly serviceable, but not great, pizza. Its the SmackDown of pizza. It’s only serviceable if your high or drunk.
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WrasslorMonkey posted:But what goes on in the basement of Impact Pizza? I'm just asking questions. Rob Feinstein is involved in TNA now? 
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Honestly at this point I wouldn't be surprised if Impact Pizza is just a trick to get a building and a place that MIGHT turn a profit, that will have a basement or back room they can film wrestling in.
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Oct 17, 2017 00:50
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I heard that a lot of pizza places started out as drug fronts and then went legit because making pizza was legitimately more profitable so I want to see how Impact somehow goes broke loving up selling pizza
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Oct 17, 2017 00:53
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If Lucha Underground only had the foresight to sell tacos, they wouldn't be in the shape they're in.
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Oct 17, 2017 01:01
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Just when I thought IMPACT had hurt me in all the ways it could it prompted you fuckers to show me the worst Pizza I've ever seen. Fuckin Trump Tower's playgroup cooking, the frozen Pizza with an avocado salad dumped on top and someone loving up the order of cheese and tomato.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Just when I thought IMPACT had hurt me in all the ways it could it prompted you fuckers to show me the worst Pizza I've ever seen. Fuckin Trump Tower's playgroup cooking, the frozen Pizza with an avocado salad dumped on top and someone loving up the order of cheese and tomato. Well it ain't Chicago deep dish so it couldn't be the worst pizza ever.
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Oct 17, 2017 01:32
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If only the Impact Pizza could have let TNA make dough
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Oct 17, 2017 01:41
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Pizza is a hot dog. Sad and unfulfilled promises, much like TNA.
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Oct 17, 2017 01:42
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Gonzo McFee posted:Fuckin Trump Tower's playgroup cooking Looking at the Trump Tower website that pizza costs $11.50 Goddamn, I can get a far better pizza for $2 at Aldi
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Oct 17, 2017 01:43
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TNA is apparently shooting a One Night Only at this Indy fed in Oklahoma https://m.facebook.com/Imperialwrestlingrevolution/photos/a.141657989353840.1073741829.138577402995232/700974636755503/?type=3&theater
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flashy_mcflash posted:TNA is apparently shooting a One Night Only at this Indy fed in Oklahoma We just need Oklahoma
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i can answer all of your questions
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oatgan posted:i can answer all of your questions why?
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oatgan posted:i can answer all of your questions I just have one, but it's "why" repeated 23 times
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oatgan posted:i can answer all of your questions Have they signed Bram yet?
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oatgan posted:i can answer all of your questions Why do "The Young Guns" look like CM Punk and Randy Orton's Cowboy Roundup
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Oct 17, 2017 05:29
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jeff jarrett set the whole thing up and was all over the local advertisements
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It actually looks like a pretty decent card, what's the building like? What does that fed normally draw to a show?
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the most important discovery here is that Jack Swagger has a new (old/shoot) name, "Jake Hager" apparently if you're wondering what TNA-by-way-of-indies ticket prices look like, they command the same as, uh, an NWO reunion night   (also pentagon is not on the card anymore cuz apparently he double booked himself) abraham linksys fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Oct 17, 2017 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:It actually looks like a pretty decent card, what's the building like? What does that fed normally draw to a show? They run new venues all the time but it looks nice, if completely empty https://m.facebook.com/Imperialwrestlingrevolution/posts/700950430091257 I had a friend go to their last show and it was in a rodeo area with folding chairs set up on dirt floors. Vader no-showed. Sunny skipped the convention before hand but showed up wasted to escort someone to the ring, and Dustin Diamond left early to drink with fans oatgan fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Oct 17, 2017 |
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RZApublican posted:We just need Oklahoma so he can win the knockouts title?
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We Just Need PIZZA quote:IMPACT Wrestling and Crust & Crate Fast Fired Pizza Pub Joint Press Conference & Autograph Signing Session
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Oct 17, 2017 22:45
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SIX SIDES OF MEAL!
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Oct 17, 2017 23:25
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The crust is the worst part.
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All parts of pizza are tied for best fool
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How long until the pizza place buys ipmact? Or wins it in a lawsuit over Lashley and Drake's unpaid tab?WrasslorMonkey posted:The crust is the worst part. What if it's a reverse pizza where the crust is in the middle? Also, it's on a pole.
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Oct 17, 2017 23:58
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did the media call not happen today?
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In a shocking swerve Bobby Lashley cruises to an easy victory at Bound For Glory when his delivery of Impact Pizza turns out to be a plate of Impact Burgers
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Crust and Crate is the worst more expensive pizza. Some things don’t need to made high end and Pizza is one of them.
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ok, i said it before and i will say it again: these are incorrect press releases and I don't know who is responsible for them. there is NO PIZZA at catering and it was supposed to read 'pizzaz'. This is costing the company tons of money because abyss keeps texting me about pizza and i am out of minutes on the company tracfone. please, whoever is responsible for this prank, stop it
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Oct 18, 2017 02:50
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also this is justa lovely knockoff of when jericho came to my town and made a FOZZY PIZZA at out local hipster pizza place (it was for a tattoo magazine tho) and it was p ironic because the Fozzy Pizza was just like one of the places popular pizzas but changed to be slightly worse
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MotU posted:also this is justa lovely knockoff of when jericho came to my town and made a FOZZY PIZZA at out local hipster pizza place (it was for a tattoo magazine tho) and it was p ironic because the Fozzy Pizza was just like one of the places popular pizzas but changed to be slightly worse Like Fozzy's music?
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yes that is the joke i was trying to get across, correct.
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