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jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

Karl Barks posted:

still lolling that they do literal struggle sessions

these are wrestling matches, right?

# ? Oct 17, 2017 22:53

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# ? May 28, 2024 07:49

Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

a struggle session is where they like put you in a really wide, deep ball pit and you gotta get out while reciting the manifesto

# ? Oct 17, 2017 23:30

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

"The party is facing a crisis," Comrade Bob said to me, his eyes darting around the room.

"The party is always facing a crisis...." I said.

"Comrade, you don't understand."

"No," I said. "But it's the truth. Each week, each month there's a crisis."

"You're a funny guy," he said, laughing, snorting. "But we've a job to do. We're altering our work. There's no time for smoke breaks." His eyes bulged. "We need a purge."

"You're talking crazy," I told him.

Bob repeated himself. "Comrade, you don't understand."

"What don't I understand?" I asked.

Comrade Bob stared into my eyes. He spoke directly to me now. "The ones who left the meeting: they're unreliable. Are you aware of what Ryan is doing?"

"I don't know. I barely know him! He is one of our best button artists. That's all I know."

"That's not it, it's serious" he replied. "There are accusations he turned the Rhizzone against the party."

# ? Oct 18, 2017 00:00

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

thing

ChickenOfTomorrow has issued a correction as of 22:25 on Sep 28, 2021

# ? Oct 18, 2017 00:02

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Welp time to shill for my DSA
https://twitter.com/pghDSA/status/920348356697784320

# ? Oct 18, 2017 00:47

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

IM DAY DAY IRL posted:

to put this in perspective there are 34k homeless in LA

or to put in perspective another way, between all of the major tea party groups, there were an estimated 60,000 tea partiers in november 2010, assuming no double-counts

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:48

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Phi230 posted:

a struggle session is where they like put you in a really wide, deep ball pit and you gotta get out while reciting the manifesto

yeah like some kinda socialist nickelodeon show

legends of the hidden temple but instead of an olmec head it's a deviously grinning bust of marx

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:51

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

harvey weinstein has destroyed socialism in america

rip

# ? Oct 18, 2017 02:12

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

i cant believe harvey weinstein won't resign from austin dsa

# ? Oct 18, 2017 02:21

IM DAY DAY IRL: Jul 11, 2003; Everything's fine.

Nothing to see here.

fermun posted:

or to put in perspective another way, between all of the major tea party groups, there were an estimated 60,000 tea partiers in november 2010, assuming no double-counts

how many of them had net worths 7 digits or larger

# ? Oct 18, 2017 02:40

Rated PG-34: Jul 1, 2004

Having Harvey Weinstein as supreme leader of the DSA may be bad, but at least we don�t gulag dissidents like they do in NK

# ? Oct 18, 2017 02:47

RatEarth: Aug 7, 2017; I didn't say that.
but it'd be funny if I did

Doc Hawkins posted:

yeah like some kinda socialist nickelodeon show

legends of the hidden temple but instead of an olmec head it's a deviously grinning bust of marx

GUTS but the Aggro Crag is people forcing you to apologize for not being woke instead of foam boulders.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 02:49

Goon Danton: May 24, 2012; Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

achillesforever6 posted:

Welp time to shill for my DSA
https://twitter.com/pghDSA/status/920348356697784320

I'm pretty hyped for this and the community gardens / pantries thing we're trying to get going. Practicing mutual aid is the right way to do things I think.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 03:14

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

deadgoon posted:

harvey weinstein has destroyed socialism in america

rip

That and the alt comedy scene

# ? Oct 18, 2017 03:21

Grand Prize Winner: Feb 19, 2007

Vulpinetaco posted:

GUTS but the Aggro Crag is people forcing you to apologize for not being woke instead of foam boulders.

do you still have to climb them

# ? Oct 18, 2017 03:47

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

I've never listened to Cum Town or Chapo.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 03:49

GunnerJ: Aug 1, 2005; Do you think this is funny?

fermun posted:

or to put in perspective another way, between all of the major tea party groups, there were an estimated 60,000 tea partiers in november 2010, assuming no double-counts

How many of them had to pay any money to "be in a Tea Party group"?

# ? Oct 18, 2017 03:58

RatEarth: Aug 7, 2017; I didn't say that.
but it'd be funny if I did

Grand Prize Winner posted:

do you still have to climb them

Yes, absolutely.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 04:08

Ace of Baes: Jul 7, 1977

IM DAY DAY IRL posted:

to put this in perspective there are 34k homeless in LA

Another way to put this in perspective is that every other socialist and anarchist org in America combined would be <15k and probably <10k.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 04:41

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

I've never listened to Cum Town or Chapo.

in a way never listening to them is the most pure form of listening to them

# ? Oct 18, 2017 05:42

Ace of Baes: Jul 7, 1977

listening to podcasts isn't politics

# ? Oct 18, 2017 05:51

Ace of Baes: Jul 7, 1977

thinking Chapo is important from a revolutionary stand point is like thinking the cast of Hamilton yelling at Mike Pence is an important part of electoral politics

# ? Oct 18, 2017 05:53

Baby Babbeh: Aug 2, 2005; It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with Turkeys!!

IM DAY DAY IRL posted:

to put this in perspective there are 34k homeless in LA

LA homeless join DSA

# ? Oct 18, 2017 06:25

Vlonald Prump: Aug 28, 2011; Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!; Buglord

IM DAY DAY IRL posted:

to put this in perspective there are 34k homeless in LA

that seems low

# ? Oct 18, 2017 08:36

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Ace of Baes posted:

thinking Chapo is important from a revolutionary stand point is like thinking the cast of Hamilton yelling at Mike Pence is an important part of electoral politics

except some people earnest believe the second thing

# ? Oct 18, 2017 08:39

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

dsala helped daniel jackson ascend

# ? Oct 18, 2017 09:19

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Rated PG-34 posted:

Having Harvey Weinstein as supreme leader of the DSA may be bad, but at least we don�t gulag dissidents like they do in NK

the Weinstein-Mullen-Fetonte triumvirate will lead the DSA to glory

# ? Oct 18, 2017 10:08

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Ol Standard Retard posted:

Me

I'm wearing a burlap sack and a cat o nine tails so I can self crit in the style of the Reconquista

self-flagellation is revolutionary behavior

for real though, I am bryan, I will draw a squiggle under my name and we will shake hands, maybe even talk about memes? I don't know

# ? Oct 18, 2017 11:05