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SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Wamdoodle posted:

Do you remember this one?



Well, I now know what I want my next avatar to be.

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Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


SilverSupernova posted:

Well, I now know what I want my next avatar to be.

Good choice. I can always get behind more hamburger avatars.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/720480/Flappy_Galaxy/

FEATURES :
*Steam Achievements

*Achievements: already 7 achievements to unlock.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Intoluene posted:

The decline of steam in to dl-site was so slow, nobody noticed.

I noticed

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

I don’t think this could be better. Albeit sad. But I mean really.

knehsa
Apr 22, 2013

Really Pants posted:

show me one person on this earth who doesn't loving love them some grimdark rear end ponies



I thought Trails in the Sky wreaked havoc on my features & recommendations but Doki Doki Literature Club has utterly laid them waste

gift this to your steam friends you hate

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry
Can't wait to play MILF



quote:

MILF is a game where you play a good looking female trying to collect gold to escape out of a disgusting place trying to reach a very special ending..

:forkbomb:

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

knehsa posted:

gift this to your steam friends you hate

I don't hate anyone that much

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I do

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Fart of Presto posted:

Can't wait to play MILF




:forkbomb:
Subscribed.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Fart of Presto posted:

Can't wait to play MILF




:forkbomb:

Ah, from the esteemed developer of "Hentai"

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Fart of Presto posted:

Can't wait to play MILF




:forkbomb:

Z to jump? I would be interested in the set of life decisions that culminated in that.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


drat, I was looking forward to playing the game until you mentioned this. That's disgusting.

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe
Arrow Keys + ZXC controls are kinda standard for 2D platformers, I thought? You sometimes see WASD + Mouse, I suppose, but that's pretty bad for certain games since the left hand has to focus on movement keys and the mouse can only be assumed to have two buttons.

Pigbuster fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Oct 18, 2017

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
I remember playing dozens of SNES/NES/Genesis games on emulators in middle school with almost those exact controls.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



i usually go arrow keys + asd instead, with qwerf to taste

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I could never qwerf in public, that's so rude

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

Oh boy let me tell you about the days of the ZX Spectrum and AZOP movement controls. Some of them used IPQZ instead. I suggest you try actually miming using those controls.

il_cornuto fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Oct 19, 2017

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
IJKM on the Apple. Live it, love it.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Fart of Presto posted:

Can't wait to play MILF




:forkbomb:

Looking seriously forward to this. I hope it will also allow me to drink milk but miss by a mile and the milk flies on my tits like solid lines of cocaine. I further hope there is not even a lick of nudity just to spite people with the preconceived notion that milf is somehow a sexual reference instead of a lifestyle for innocent women who just want to jump around the landscape randomly.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Imagine the money I could make with a MILF game with artwork that didn't look like it was by a 7 year old.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

tight aspirations posted:

Z to jump? I would be interested in the set of life decisions that culminated in that.
Spelunky uses Z to jump and X to whip, and it works fine.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
QWOP is the only keys required.

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

FactsAreUseless posted:

Spelunky uses Z to jump and X to whip, and it works fine.

Apparently it's pretty standard for Asia-developed games to use z,x,c as the main action buttons which works fine if you use cursor keys for movement.

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben
Hey, AZOPSpc is much more comfortable than WASD if nothing is using the mouse.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

hyphz posted:

Hey, AZOPSpc is much more comfortable than WASD if nothing is using the mouse.

You do use three fingers for WASD, right? :raise: It's about as normal as having your hand on the home row keys.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


this might be a glitch or something but there's some random anime game that's bundling in a Steam Link for $1. All told it comes to like $16 with shipping for the game and the Link.

http://store.steampowered.com/bundle/5025/ICEY__Steam_Link_Bundle/

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

ICEY's alright

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

Really Pants posted:

ICEY's alright

Yeah the combat in it is pretty fun and it's got a weird Stanley Parable vibe (though not as funny)

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

Really Pants posted:

ICEY's alright

I'd still rather stick with WASD

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

all true gamers swear by Tab-Windows key-NumLock-disc eject

SafetyTrain
Nov 26, 2012

Bringing a knife to a bear fight
Let's be honest, all you really need for these games is alt+F4

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
The weird time when games tried to have you use the numpad for everything, like the original 90s FF7 PC port and Hitman: Codename 47.

Also Deus Ex binding reload to the semicolon.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
I play games with a large group on a Discord and the slow dawning of their binds (I think one guy's shooter movement binds were all in a row) has been mind blowing.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

I still can't wrap my head around everyone reversing the d pad and the action buttons side when emulating stuff on pc.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Just lol if you didn't rebind a bunch of emulators to use mostly the home keys and space bar so you could play Megaman in class while the professor thought you were diligently taking notes

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



FoolyCharged posted:

I still can't wrap my head around everyone reversing the d pad and the action buttons side when emulating stuff on pc.

i used to do WASD for directions and IOKL for face buttons but the wider stance of the arrow keys + asdqerf is actually more comfortable

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



also important is that whatever the main button for jump is be bound to spacebar that's non-negotiable

no go on Quiznos
May 16, 2007


Pork Pro
I just use a controller for everything. Keyboard cramps my hand too much.

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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Please feel free to look up the controls for X-Men: Madness in Murderworld.Now, that was the era of responsive, intuitive control design.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Oct 21, 2017

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