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Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
On a real note, it was surprisingly difficult to find a picture that satisfied my requirements. It had to be similar to Pastry's previous avatar, but the food product in question is so rarely plated as a single item. To be clear, I didn't buy his new avatar, I just suggested the picture, which another goon cleaned up for avatar use.

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

An A+ av for sure.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

It's a weird coincidence that all these horrible posters have silent majority avatars. I wonder if in the future somebody will be smart enough to figure out why.



TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

On a real note, it was surprisingly difficult to find a picture that satisfied my requirements. It had to be similar to Pastry's previous avatar, but the food product in question is so rarely plated as a single item. To be clear, I didn't buy his new avatar, I just suggested the picture, which another goon cleaned up for avatar use.

its a good choice of av. Much like yours friend.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Palpek posted:

I thought the same thing. It's a really nice picture for what could have as well been the very first blurry google image result for croissant.

Someone posted a large version of it in the Funny Pictures thread, I made an avatar-sized version and posted that. No clue who actually slapped it on them though.

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Phanatic posted:

This is one of the best things I've ever read, period, but I've lost what subforum and poster it was from. Any ideas?
i love this

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

PanAm looks like a dang basketball with menorahs on it

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

EvilJoven posted:

Downtowns with one way streets are loving awesome.

Hamilton was way better when James and John were both one way. It made getting around way easier to get around on foot, by bus, on a bike or in a car.

Lobok posted:

So now James and John go both ways?

namaste faggots posted:

don't kinkshame

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I was glad to have played the straight man.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

A Man and his dog posted:

I would like to request an in-juncture that I should be allowed to post in the chat thread.

Judge Colts fan guy, I never did anything bad to warrant this behavior. I have served my time. I ask on you're behalf my honor that the punishment be lifted.

Please refer to my attorney Adolfan.

Thank you.


Athanatos posted:

I'm guessing you got banned from discord again?

If you can convince the majority (7) of a Jury of your peers to say "Yes", then you can come back to the Chat thread:



There are your 12 angry men. You can have 1 post in this thread to plead your case to them, make it a good one. Votes can be sent to my PM box, or made in the thread if you prefer. Votes must be in before the Washington Redskins LOSE another game or the vote will be counted as a NO.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

A Man and his dog is a date rapist

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Alaois posted:

A Man and his dog is a date rapist

Arrest the man, put down the dog.

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
Feed the man to the dog

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
dont abuse animals. cut off his dick and staple to forehead

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Misread as dog rapist and thought it was a Morally Inept alt

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
A man and his date are dog rapists.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Sir Lemming posted:

A man and his date are dog rapists.

kill them both.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A dog and his rapist is a mandate.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Alaois posted:

A Man and his dog is a date rapist

Do...do I want to know if there's forums drama behind this?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Alaois posted:

A Man and his dog is a date rapist

Please source that

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

EmmyOk posted:

Please source that

There's something behind it but I can't remember what so don't probate Alaois immediately

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider
You’re all a bunch of morons.




The man is a patsy. Kill him and the dog will just find someone else and start over.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

fruit on the bottom posted:

You’re all a bunch of morons.




The man is a patsy. Kill him and the dog will just find someone else and start over.

Where has harvey been the last 40 years?

Is this like a belmont/dracula thing?

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
i don't have a source either but it's true, if you have to probate anybody probate me but yeah the guy's a date rapist

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
Probe everyone, let dog sort it out.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

Probe everyone, let dog sort it out.

It sounds like probing people was how he got into this mess in the first place.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

Bertrand Hustle posted:

It sounds like probing people was how he got into this mess in the first place.

You may be on to something.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Sir Lemming posted:

A man and his date are dog rapists.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

EmmyOk posted:

Please source that

it's extremely hard to trawl DaDChat's many enormous threads but he basically bragged about almost having sex with a girl who was passed out drunk and defended it with "well we already hooked up" so i guess attempted date rapist is a better term

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
The rap sheet has a continuum I must say wow

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Choco1980 posted:

Do...do I want to know if there's forums drama behind this?

He didn't rape a goon.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Forums precedent is to ban everyone involved

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Pirate Radar posted:

Forums precedent is to ban everyone involved

:shrug: it's been a while since I've added to my rapsheet.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Chichevache posted:

:shrug: it's been a while since I've added to my rapsheet.

Don't forget you then have to rebuy plat and your avatar.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Alaois posted:

it's extremely hard to trawl DaDChat's many enormous threads but he basically bragged about almost having sex with a girl who was passed out drunk and defended it with "well we already hooked up" so i guess attempted date rapist is a better term
You're not kidding about the DaD chat threads being hard to trawl. Took a bit, but:

A Man and his dog posted:

Was about to take a chick home everything some rolling fine, then her drunk rear end fell down in public and I bounced.

About to eat some fried pork chops.

A Man and his dog posted:

Bro she was all over me.

Of course I got sniped by the jealous friend.

Should have been a threesome

:cripes:

A Man and his dog posted:

Yo it was Halloween. All hell was breaking lose.

And to be fair I broke up a domestic abuse fight in a parking lot.

A Man and his dog posted:

Me and this girl had already hooked up though. So it was kosher.

Elysiume has a new favorite as of 06:52 on Oct 21, 2017

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Elysiume posted:

You're not kidding about the DaD chat threads being hard to trawl.

I'm not always proud of my probations, but the only thing I regret about the ones I've handed to this creepy moron is that they weren't all longer and coupled with bans.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









so he's a date rapist in the sense of not being a date rapist in any way

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
I’m assuming that the part people are finding upsetting is the bit where she was super drunk/too drunk to consent, but it also seemed like he left once he realised that? Or maybe it was just the fact that she fell down in public and plausible deniability evaporated.

It’s kind of hard to follow based just on that short series of quotes.

burial has a new favorite as of 08:13 on Oct 21, 2017

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Who knows? Sometimes alcohol hits someone hard later in the night. I know there's been a few times where I felt fine during and immediately after drinking (and seemingly not shitfaced), and then three hours later when I crawl in bed it hits me all at once and I'm crawling to the toilet. Either way I'm getting mild douchebag vibes from the guy but throwing around stuff like "this man is a RAPIST" based on that seems like a pretty loving big jump to conclusions.

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Don't forget you then have to rebuy plat and your avatar.

I hope it never happens, but if you do get banned how do you "rebuy" under your original user name?

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