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Red posted:It's just a write off for them. Whatever happened to "My what a lovely dress you have on, MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?!!"
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 03:01 |
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Capt. Sticl posted:Whatever happened to "My what a lovely dress you have on, MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?!!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k13j8mm4Gk8
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 03:32 |
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Yeah, it's so nice when it happens good.
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 23:24 |
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The Narrator posted:Yeah, it's so nice when it happens good. It's the wood that makes it good
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 00:53 |
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Red posted:It's just a write off for them. Write it off what?
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 05:25 |
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Root Bear posted:Write it off what? You don't even know what a write off is...
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 05:27 |
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Vietnamwees posted:You don't even know what a write off is... But they do and they're the ones writing it off!
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 06:29 |
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potee posted:"Show this card at any participating Orlando-area Exxon station... to get your free 'Save the Tiger' poster."
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 07:56 |
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# ? Oct 20, 2017 20:21 |
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I'll handle this Newman... why don't you take your 3 hour break?
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# ? Oct 21, 2017 02:39 |
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Is everything all right here, Postal Employee Newman?
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# ? Oct 21, 2017 21:03 |
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tapine posted:Is everything all right here, Postal Employee Newman?
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# ? Oct 21, 2017 23:21 |
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And boy, were there a lot of dogs on that route.
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# ? Oct 21, 2017 23:37 |
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I called in sick. I don't work in the rain.
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# ? Oct 22, 2017 03:01 |
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Root Bear posted:I called in sick. I don't work in the rain. You're a mailman!
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# ? Oct 22, 2017 03:27 |
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Vietnamwees posted:You're a mailman! He drove a car with no arms?
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# ? Oct 22, 2017 04:57 |
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More wine and turkey?!
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# ? Oct 22, 2017 04:58 |
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tapine posted:More wine and turkey?! TRYPTOPHAN. Vietnamwees posted:You're a mailman! Mail...on Sunday?
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# ? Oct 22, 2017 05:41 |
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I find your belief system fascinating.
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# ? Oct 23, 2017 13:36 |
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YOU! Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks! Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet, if you had a hot date, with a babe... I lost my train of thought.
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# ? Oct 23, 2017 13:52 |
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JethroMcB posted:YOU! Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks! Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet, if you had a hot date, with a babe... Um, he says "Cougar."
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# ? Oct 23, 2017 15:09 |
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JethroMcB posted:YOU! Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks! Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet, if you had a hot date, with a babe... But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!
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# ? Oct 23, 2017 15:28 |
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tapine posted:Um, he says "Cougar." Speaking of which, the R fell off and all it says now is K-UGER.
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# ? Oct 23, 2017 15:32 |
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Imagined posted:Speaking of which, the R fell off and all it says now is K-UGER. That's perverse!
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# ? Oct 23, 2017 15:36 |
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AbstractNapper posted:But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing! He's back! And I knew he would be, someday.
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# ? Oct 23, 2017 15:36 |
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Imagined posted:Speaking of which, the R fell off and all it says now is K-UGER. Alright, why don't we smooth the head down to nothing, stick a pumpkin under his arm and change the nameplate to Ichabod Crane?
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# ? Oct 23, 2017 15:37 |
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Ginette Reno posted:That's perverse! You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?
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# ? Oct 23, 2017 15:44 |
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AbstractNapper posted:But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing! Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under thirty seconds!
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# ? Oct 23, 2017 15:58 |
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JethroMcB posted:Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under thirty seconds!
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# ? Oct 23, 2017 16:01 |
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TMMadman posted:You mean the panties your mother laid out for you? You know, nobody knows what to do. You just close your eyes and you hope for the best.
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# ? Oct 23, 2017 16:02 |
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I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back.
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# ? Oct 23, 2017 16:38 |
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potee posted:I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back. It feels like aliens poking at my body.
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# ? Oct 23, 2017 22:54 |
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JethroMcB posted:Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under thirty seconds! Ah little Yerry Seinfeld. Does he bounce cheques too?
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# ? Oct 23, 2017 23:00 |
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TAMALEEEEE!
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 00:49 |
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Sash! posted:It feels like aliens poking at my body. All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having sex all around me...
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 01:43 |
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Root Bear posted:All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having sex all around me... So eventually these people came and, somebody, gave him mouth-to-mouth.
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:25 |
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Three for Chunnel... two adults, one child...
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 04:57 |
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YOU'RE KILLING INDEPENDENT GEORGE! GEORGE ISN'T HAPPY!
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 06:25 |
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George likes his chicken spicy.
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 12:52 |
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JethroMcB posted:George likes his chicken spicy. BAD CHICKEN MESS YOU UP
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