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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


The most common complaint I hear from people at my work when I put hockey on is it's hard to follow. The glo-puck helped with that, but I know the purists hated it so much.

Didn't realize that the 1st down line in football was a descendant of it though. That makes the game so much easier to follow these days.

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Yeah the Fox glow puck and the XFL of all things both went a long way to kick off a lot of the standard things we see in sports broadcasts these days. It's neat to look back on.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010


hifi
Jul 25, 2012

CBJSprague24 posted:

The Coyotes aren't a "laughed at"-worthy team, though. :(

yeah that's basically how i feel. they have been blown out twice but they've played 5 decent games so far with one point to show for it, with raanta and perlini injured and strome getting sent to the ahl. keller is absolutely worth the price of admission though.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/922855664895930369

what the...

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

is luongo or reimer dead or something

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




bewbies posted:

BRING BACK GLO PUCK

http://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/21080555/nhl-bring-back-infamous-glow-puck


also some imbecile on ESPN thinks the predators are the "best value in sports" which i guess means he really likes drunk country singers and thinks fat confederates thinking throwing rotting fish on the ice is the height of a civilized society

says the St Louis fan

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


yellowcar posted:

is luongo or reimer dead or something

Luongo injured his hand.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Rotten Cookies posted:

Unironically bring back the glow puck.

your stupid loving laser pucks were just the start...

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Bring back the GloPuck but give it Star Wars laser sounds whenever there's a slap shot

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

Pornographic Memory posted:

I fully expect this to be the year that the Caps surprise everybody by somehow eking out a playoff series win against the Penguins or just a trip to the ECF by any path, and then promptly shatter the false hope built up by their seeming Cinderella run by going no further.

It's not inconceivable. At the end of the day, as much as we as humans like to make narratives about championships that attribute them to human agency, the world is chaos and a not insignificant contributing factor is just plain dumb luck.

I don't usually think about this outside of May.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Make the puck get brighter and brighter, only resetting on a goal.

That will increase scoring because players will put extra effort into goals to avoid permanent eye damage, and also push those that still don't use a visor into adding one.

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

Good soup! posted:

Bring back the GloPuck but give it Star Wars laser sounds whenever there's a slap shot

Lightsaber sounds or bust :colbert:

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013


I feel like that means Luongo's injury is really bad. :ohdear:

e: https://twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/922863879536893953

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Cracknell on waivers, thank god.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
The Panthers don't have someone in the minors that's better? Like literally anyone would be.

I'm fine with it though. Take that cap hit off our hands.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Ginette Reno posted:

The Panthers don't have someone in the minors that's better? Like literally anyone would be.

I'm fine with it though. Take that cap hit off our hands.

20 year old sam montembault, fresh from the Q with an 87.5 save percentage
22 year old evan crowley, fresh from U of Denver, sporting an 88.2 or something after being bumped up from the ECHL

niemi is pathetically a better option

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/922863552133771264

Leon Draisaitl, 3rd line center making $8.5 million.

https://twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/922866965349322753

:rip:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Aye Doc posted:

20 year old sam montembault, fresh from the Q with an 87.5 save percentage
22 year old evan crowley, fresh from U of Denver, sporting an 88.2 or something after being bumped up from the ECHL

niemi is pathetically a better option

I guess there is a theoretical albeit highly unlikely chance that Niemi could be salvaged into at least a bad backup rather than a totally irredeemable one. And Florida plays tighter d than the Pens so maybe that will help.

e: Btw Luongo was hurt because of the Pens running him so they couldn't have planned this better if they tried lol

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Good soup! posted:

Bring back the GloPuck but give it Star Wars laser sounds whenever there's a slap shot

Hell yeah this!

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Kilza posted:


Leon Draisaitl, 3rd line center making $8.5 million.


Hey that's Eric Staal money.

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.
Connor Sheary, Penguins MVP

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Ginette Reno posted:

I guess there is a theoretical albeit highly unlikely chance that Niemi could be salvaged into at least a bad backup rather than a totally irredeemable one. And Florida plays tighter d than the Pens so maybe that will help.

e: Btw Luongo was hurt because of the Pens running him so they couldn't have planned this better if they tried lol

It sounded to me like Niemi got the short end of the stick as to when he was used (back-to-back against Chicago, putting him against the Tampa buzzsaw), so :shrug:.

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum

Collusion!

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Matt Zerella posted:

Cracknell on waivers, thank god.

He wasn't really the problem or anything but it didn't really help to see him playing crappy out there either

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Krime posted:

Connor Sheary, Penguins MVP

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



gonna need context for this because i love it so far

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

Matt Zerella posted:

Cracknell on waivers, thank god.

put av on waivers.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



CBJSprague24 posted:

It sounded to me like Niemi got the short end of the stick as to when he was used (back-to-back against Chicago, putting him against the Tampa buzzsaw), so :shrug:.

It didn't help, but if giving up a touchdown and PAT makes your GAA go down, there's something seriously wrong.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Aaron Portzline recaps John Davidson's contribution to turning the mess that was the CBJ in 2011-12 into a well-oiled machine on the 5th anniversary of his hire:

quote:

Nash was a perennial All-Star. Jeff Carter was a big-time talent. The club had the players to at least compete for a playoff spot, but what looked good on paper quickly fell apart when the season started.

“I'll just say it,” Cam Atkinson said. “It was a shitshow. I was a young guy, so I was in no place to say anything or do anything other than to try my hardest. But it was a situation that really needed help. It needed a culture change.”

Atkinson, Calvert, JMFJ, and Savard are the only players left on the roster from the end of 2012.

https://theathletic.com/136432/2017/10/24/john-davidson-has-changed-the-culture-built-a-winner-in-five-years-with-blue-jackets/

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

DJExile posted:

gonna need context for this because i love it so far

i'm pretty sure he just took an unnecessary offensive zone penalty

if you mean what makes him the mvp all of the sudden, luongo hurt his thumb on this play so clearly conor sheary was playing 5 1/2D chess to get niemi off the team

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

Matt Zerella posted:

Cracknell on waivers, thank god.

Good riddance.

I guess we can put Paul Carey in the lineup, because he was great in the AHL and the next team we're playing is an AHL team

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


drat he must have hyperextended the poo poo out of his thumb.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Stecher out 4-6 weeks. Vancouver's defense is now Tanev, Del Zotto and four dudes who probably wouldn't make the lineup on at least 25 other teams in the league.


On the plus side Babby Subban might get in to some games.

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.

grack posted:

Stecher out 4-6 weeks. Vancouver's defense is now Tanev, Del Zotto and four dudes who probably wouldn't make the lineup on at least 25 other teams in the league.


On the plus side Babby Subban might get in to some games.

Pouliot will surely save the day.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

grack posted:

Stecher out 4-6 weeks. Vancouver's defense is now Tanev, Del Zotto and four dudes who probably wouldn't make the lineup on at least 25 other teams in the league.


On the plus side Babby Subban might get in to some games.

doubt it, not with Wiercioch and Biega around.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

JawKnee posted:

doubt it, not with Wiercioch and Biega around.

Crap you're right, the 'Nucks called Wiercioch up on Sunday


God that D is horrendous.

Tanev - Del Zotto
Hutton - Gudbranson
Biega - Pouliot

:barf:

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

I'm pulling for weirdcock just so I can say weirdcock a lot. Weirdcock.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/IslesBlog/status/922859465094950913

hell yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

:sbahj:
Could only be better if they has names and numbers in that wavy font they used.

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