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Blue Footed Booby posted:It's basically a function of what pisses mods off more: the puns, or moderating the reports generated by the puns. Man, I know people report the absolute stupidest things sometimes, but I hope there aren't people out there whose lives are miserable enough that they are reporting puns. That's, like, rock bottom.
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purple death ray posted:Its always like 2-3 funny posts and then 10-15 goons saying ME TOO ME TOO They always go on too long, but the people who get REAL upset over it are the funniest part
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If you aren’t OK with rock puns, pound sand. (This means something entirely different from what I imagined when I first heard it. I know what it actually means now, but things stick with you that way.) burial has a new favorite as of 19:12 on Oct 26, 2017 |
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Oct 26, 2017 19:09
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lemon-lyme disease posted:If you aren’t OK with rock puns, pound sand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYsO6EcuxbM
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Oct 26, 2017 19:17
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Actually, my original interpretation was that it meant to walk/run away, but this is hilarious, so I’m throwing all previous interpretations (including the accurate ones) right out.
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Oct 26, 2017 19:38
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my god what have I done
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fruit on the bottom posted:my god what have I done Fakeedit: Also, something something these puns gather no moss.
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Oct 26, 2017 20:37
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theflyingorc posted:They always go on too long, but the people who get REAL upset over it are the funniest part 
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Oct 26, 2017 20:44
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theflyingorc posted:They always go on too long, but the people who get REAL upset over it are the funniest part Noted expert on being funny theflyingorc here to school everyone on how the funniest thing you can do is be aggressively unfunny.
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almightyerin posted:Some of those anti depressants are no joke. I took one in my early 20s that packed 87 pounds on me ridiculously fast. Thank god I was still young and had that young metabolism when I got off it so the weight went away fairly fast. You couldn't pay me to take any of that poo poo anymore. almightyerin posted:That jacked up med they put me on made me literally eat in my sleep. Like entire cakes in one go. I'd wake up with all kinds of food smashed all over me. Seriously. gently caress any medication that reprograms your brain. almightyerin posted:Seroquel really does make you crave carbs/sugar. I guess my brain took it to the extreme.
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Oct 26, 2017 21:00
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Guy Mann posted:Noted expert on being funny theflyingorc here to school everyone on how the funniest thing you can do is be aggressively unfunny. oh, so he's your student?
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Oct 26, 2017 21:15
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Same except instead of antidepressants it's joining the SA forums.
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Oct 26, 2017 21:18
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Guy Mann posted:Noted expert on being funny theflyingorc here to school everyone on how the funniest thing you can do is be aggressively unfunny. that's a funny forums quote
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Oct 26, 2017 21:21
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Alaois posted:oh, so he's your student? Those who can't teach
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Oct 26, 2017 21:30
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lemon-lyme disease posted:If you aren’t OK with rock puns, pound sand. Does it mean loving the beach because that's what I always assumed.
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Oct 27, 2017 00:05
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Well the full phrase, at least dating to WWII was “go pound sound up your rear end”, gently caress off basically.
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Oct 27, 2017 00:08
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I always thought "pound sand" was functionally equivalent to "hit the bricks" or "take a hike". Did not know it was sandy sodomy
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Oct 27, 2017 00:11
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"Go pound sand up your rear end" is waaaaaay better than just pounding sand. Plus, mudbutt is a funny word that can be incorporated into later insults on the guy who's rear end is full of sand.
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Oct 27, 2017 00:27
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I always thought it meant to go do something pointless (and by doing so get out of my sight / stop bothering me). Seems I was right but there's also the dirtier version. http://blogs.chicagotribune.com/news_columnists_ezorn/2012/02/whats-so-bad-about-pounding-sand.html
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Oct 27, 2017 00:56
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lemon-lyme disease posted:If you aren’t OK with rock puns, pound sand. sand is just baby rocks, please do not be a rock pedophile
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Oct 27, 2017 01:10
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I believe the correct term is pebblerasty.
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Marcade posted:I believe the correct term is pebblerasty. Why does every thread turn into a Lena Dunham mock thread?
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Marcade posted:I believe the correct term is pebblerasty. 
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Oct 27, 2017 01:29
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Marcade posted:I believe the correct term is pebblerasty.  And here people were saying pun runs never result in anything good.
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Oct 27, 2017 01:36
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Anyways, isn't sand actually the oldest rock? You do understand that grains of sand don't grow up to be mountains, right goons?
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Anyways, isn't sand actually the oldest rock? You do understand that grains of sand don't grow up to be mountains, right goons? How do you explain sandstone then? 
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McGavin posted:How do you explain sandstone then? No you're taking it tufa
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McGavin posted:How do you explain sandstone then? It’s often much harder on the stone than on the sand.
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Sandstone is just old rock on viagra. Contact a doctor if your sandstone remains erect for more than 6 millenia.
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Anyways, isn't sand actually the oldest rock? You do understand that grains of sand don't grow up to be mountains, right goons? The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a handful of sand that it will still be a mountain someday, and that he'll be the first person to post an SA thread mocking people who die climbing it
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I'm sure someone will use that sand to build a dumb hill to die on.
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Antivehicular posted:The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a handful of sand that it will still be a mountain someday, and that he'll be the first person to post an SA thread mocking people who die climbing it Hey I found this really good joke earlier
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SpacePig posted:Man, I know people report the absolute stupidest things sometimes, but I hope there aren't people out there whose lives are miserable enough that they are reporting puns. *LITERALLY A BIRD looks at her prepared 1024x280384023402390023 .png of obnoxious pun reports, wonders whether now is the time to finally risk adding it to the bad reports thread, even though it may nuke the forums* Content: Doc Hawkins posted:"Spookylang stands behind but one goal: to be the scariest programming language." Linear Zoetrope posted:My programming headcanon is that programs punished and executed by Vigil come back in this.
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canyoneer posted:I always thought "pound sand" was functionally equivalent to "hit the bricks" or "take a hike". This. This is what I originally thought it meant. Machai posted:sand is just baby rocks, please do not be a rock pedophile At worst, I was encouraging this disgusting behaviour.
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lemon-lyme disease posted:
"Things your public defender wishes you didn't say on the stand."
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Hey I found this really good joke earlier Same, but then I realized cummingtonite is a mineral and not a rock so I didn't share.
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Guy Mann posted:Noted expert on being funny theflyingorc here to school everyone on how the funniest thing you can do is be aggressively unfunny. grats on proving me right, i guess
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fruit on the bottom posted:my god what have I done McGavin posted:How do you explain sandstone then?
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Flyball posted:You let the water flow under the rocks and stones, I think.  as it ever was
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Comptroll The Forums posted:"Things your public defender wishes you didn't say on the stand."  It’s too late now!
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