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Cat Potency: Aug 13, 2006; Chairman Meow

So are we all in agreement that the moon juice lady's diet is more revolting than Hunter S Thompson's?

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nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Sorry, I'm the guy who doesn't want to let it go.

Specifically, in game these random assassins will be hanging around wherever. If you go up and talk to them, they act nonchalant about "Hey, have you seen this amazing fruit!" or "Do you want your fortune read?", before going "Hahaha, I'm an assassin. I'm going to kill you."

So basically, these people are deliberately breaking these people's charades. Setting them up for their 'epic' reveal about how they're going to murder you, and then immediately getting killed by an elaborate set up that should message "I totally can tell you're an assassin whose going to try to murder me."

This is probably lost in the translation, being they're all in Japanese. As for why that is, I dunno, Japan seems to have the largest culture of dudes based around trying to do the most elaborate poo poo in games, with the second largest being bored teenagers.

This video of a dude completely breaking the AI on mgs3 is even better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le23bsVURds

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DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Cat Potency posted:

So are we all in agreement that the moon juice lady's diet is more revolting than Hunter S Thompson's?

Thompson's looks like a good time. Moon juice lady's diet would have me dead faster since I'd kill myself if that's the poo poo I had to eat.

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Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

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Guy Goodbody posted:

Guy Greatbody

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Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

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Nebrilos: Oct 9, 2012

You don't activate your almonds? What's wrong with you?

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I hate Pete

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TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

oldpainless posted:

I hate Pete

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

I like Dr McMillan

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Caufman: May 7, 2007

RFC2324 posted:

How can anyone judge by that picture alone?

Whip it out, Mr. Curious.

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

I want to take Pete, the Moon Juice lady, and all their smug ilk and heave them all into a gigantic wood chipper.

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value-brand cereal: May 2, 2008

Not surprised he gargles Emu Balls.

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Caufman posted:

How can anyone judge by that picture alone?

Whip it out, Mr. Curious.

His cock is shaped like a bicycle.

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Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/UxRYQRW.mp4

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Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Nebrilos posted:

You don't activate your almonds? What's wrong with you?

How To Eat On Only $63 Dollars A Day.

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canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

How To Eat On Only $63 Dollars A Day.

Gwyneth Paltrow would still starve
https://spoonuniversity.com/news/5-of-gwyneth-paltrows-most-ridiculous-recipes

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Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

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Bar Ran Dun: Jan 22, 2006

RFC2324 posted:

Google would like to know if you want to add this photo to Tanner Landing Park?

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TopHatGenius: Oct 3, 2008; something feels
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Kheldarn posted:

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RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Caufman posted:

How can anyone judge by that picture alone?

Whip it out, Mr. Curious.

It says something that on 5 pages of scrolling down, the only image that wasn't porn was from SA.

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The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Pershing posted:

From the LA juice lady article:

"I had an early, pre-yoga dinner at Shima on Abbot Kinney, which is my 3-year-old's favorite restaurant. I had a seaweed salad with micro cilantro and daikon, and a delicate broth of mushrooms and herbs."

BULL. poo poo.

You blend all of that together into a goop, or course a baby will eat it. Must be how Goop got its name.

Speaking of Goop:

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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Nebrilos posted:

You don't activate your almonds? What's wrong with you?

Emu Meatballs

Is that even legal?

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Nebrilos: Oct 9, 2012

Dreddout posted:

Emu Meatballs

Is that even legal?

Maybe in Australia it is? It seems to be from Australia.

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NoNotTheMindProbe: Aug 9, 2010; pony porn was here

Yeah there are Emu farms. Kangaroo meat is much more common and can be bought in most supermarkets though.

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Flyball: Apr 17, 2003

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Yeah there are Emu farms. Kangaroo meat is much more common and can be bought in most supermarkets though.

How does it taste?

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Ignimbrite: Jan 5, 2010; BALLS BALLS BALLS; Dinosaur Gum

Flyball posted:

How does it taste?

It's very lean and tends to spring back a lot if you don't cook it low and slow.

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thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

it's got a flavour that takes some getting used to, but it goes really well in curry or other spiced dishes.

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The MSJ: May 17, 2010

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Rick_Hunter: Jan 5, 2004; My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
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The MSJ posted:

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cohsae: Jun 19, 2015

Dreddout posted:

Emu Meatballs

Is that even legal?

We lost a war against those feathered bastards so you better believe we're gonna get revenge.

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Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Yeah there are Emu farms. Kangaroo meat is much more common and can be bought in most supermarkets though.

I made kangaroo burgers once. It tastes different but good.

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Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

RFC2324 posted:

I mean, it probably is then, right? Do you even need to ask?

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You: Oct 6, 2009

Knormal posted:

I mean, it probably is then, right? Do you even need to ask?

Well, if you have to ask you should probably take a shower and/or ask for permission before you start flopping it all over the place.

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The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Nebrilos posted:

You don't activate your almonds? What's wrong with you?

It's the alkalised water with vinegar that gets me. Like... make up your mind damnit.

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Agents are GO!: Dec 29, 2004

You posted:

Well, if you have to ask you should probably take a shower and/or ask for permission before you start flopping it all over the place.

Nice try, You. You're not washing my cock. :colbert:

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Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

The MSJ posted:

edit:

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Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

The Lone Badger posted:

It's the alkalised water with vinegar that gets me. Like... make up your mind damnit.

IIRC the way these idiots "alkalise" their water is to add different acids. To them, it's a magic word kinda like "detoxify", it means whatever they want it to mean :eng99:

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