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XK posted:Hello my lady. This is how all men's bathrooms are laid out. It's considered bad form to line up next to another gentleman if a farther away portal is available. For real? You just have to go piss and hope somebody doesn’t walk in wanting to inspect you goods? Tank Boy Ken posted:That's the reason why there are almost never any queues in front of men bathrooms. Everyone wants to get out ASAP, before their dicks have been looked at! This is creepy and gross. Enjoy your creepy piss stations.
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SelenicMartian posted:Bring back recipes! Have you mastered this yet? Otherwise, it'll all be in vain. And if you have, what more do you need? Bloody food locusts. Tarranon posted:oly loving poo poo food goons i hope you're ready for this flavor bomb i'm about to nut in your mouth because the star citizen thread is gonna teach you how to cook loving
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Oct 31, 2017 19:21
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XK posted:Looking over at another dude while lined up at urinals is a great way to start problems in the men's bathroom. Alright is a greeting in the UK, not an assessment!
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Oct 31, 2017 19:22
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The Titanic posted:This is creepy and gross. Enjoy your creepy piss stations. Modern Men bathrooms do have halfwalls though. So it's not that bad. There is a variation of it, which is this:  Yes, you stand very packed shoulder to shoulder. Very comfy. Much gross. Won't pee. It's called Urinalrinne in german.
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Tippis posted:And if you have, what more do you need? Bloody food locusts.
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Codezombie posted:"The upcoming 3.0 patch does allow players to explore the surface moons on foot and then go from ground to space to another moon surface without loading screens" This is nice. You’ve got talent, friend. 
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Tank Boy Ken posted:Modern Men bathrooms do have halfwalls though. So it's not that bad. There is a variation of it, which is this: Not trying to be rude to your culture, but is that a literal piss troth you’re supposed to use next to however many dudes can fit in next to you? This is getting worse. I feel bad for guys who have no way to maintain dignity because of ??? Reasons? Is it saving money on a cheap wall or something?
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Oct 31, 2017 19:34
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The Titanic posted:For real? You just have to go piss and hope somebody doesn’t walk in wanting to inspect you goods? lol Yes. You line up next to each other and piss in a bowl hanging off the wall, and everyone is on the honor system (or get punched system) to not gawk at or splatter on another. 
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Oct 31, 2017 19:36
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Just had a revelation!!! I know why Star Citizen Man on Toilet was so happy! And why everybody is flipping out about bathrooms in Star Citizen!!! They have walls and kind of working doors! Privacy! Its no wonder CR is making money hand over fist now!
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Oct 31, 2017 19:38
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The Titanic posted:Not trying to be rude to your culture, but is that a literal piss troth you’re supposed to use next to however many dudes can fit in next to you? Yes, piss trough is real, but rare. I've never come across one myself. Guys don't actually care. We're used to pissing against trees in the woods while outside with our friends or whatever. As long as nobody breaks the "don't look at my dick" rule, everything is fine. XK fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Oct 31, 2017 |
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XK posted:lol Yeah that’s definitely gross! I’ve seen enough urinal pictures now though, thread. We can march forwards.
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Oct 31, 2017 19:40
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Tank Boy Ken posted:That's the reason why there are almost never any queues in front of men bathrooms. Everyone wants to get out ASAP, before their dicks have been looked at! It is nice though that CIG put up those posters, always good to have something weird to read and lean one handed onto while splashing the neighbours shoes.
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Oct 31, 2017 19:41
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XK posted:Yes, piss troth is real, but rare. I've never come across one myself. The exhibitionist in me says this has the potential for hilarity. Not that trolling in bathrooms is a thing, but apparently it’d be super easy. :3 But.... Onwards! To greener pastures! I really need CIG to gently caress something up today now. I need a good mind cleaning!
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Piss troughs are great  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOfrPu5c93s
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Oct 31, 2017 19:43
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The Titanic posted:Not trying to be rude to your culture, but is that a literal piss troth you’re supposed to use next to however many dudes can fit in next to you? When using the stainless trough of blue piss cakes, you get bonus points when drunk for elbow shoving your neighbour into the next person down and making them piss all over their shoes.
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The Titanic posted:The exhibitionist in me says this has the potential for hilarity. Not that trolling in bathrooms is a thing, but apparently it’d be super easy. :3 We get urinal games, where we get to practice our aim, and television.  Owned, ladies.
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Ok so last thing then about these urinals. If you were in there, and Derek was next to you, would you peek? Be honest now. Derek’s junk is the stuff of legend apparently! 
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Oct 31, 2017 19:46
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The Titanic posted:Not trying to be rude to your culture, but is that a literal piss troth you’re supposed to use next to however many dudes can fit in next to you? Giant piss troughs are pretty common in the US as well, often found in stadiums or concert halls. Men are filthy animals but the lines a lot shorter for a reason... This fine specimen is in Los Angeles  This fancy one was at Wriggly Field 
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The Titanic posted:Ok so last thing then about these urinals. If you were in there, and Derek was next to you, would you peek? Be honest now. Derek’s junk is the stuff of legend apparently! Would you look at his nipples?
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Oct 31, 2017 19:47
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XK posted:We get urinal games, where we get to practice our aim, and television. I’ve never seen anything like this. I did see little perfume stations though in some fancy places. Usually though it’s a gross 25 cent tampon dispenser on the wall, with rust dripping down the wall behind it. Super sanitary!
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Thoatse posted:Giant piss troughs are pretty common in the US as well, often found in stadiums or concert halls. Men are filthy animals but the lines a lot shorter for a reason... Oh god no. You’ve destroyed page 2636!
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The Titanic posted:Oh god no. You’ve destroyed page 2636! I've found a pizza that might even unite pineapple/no pineapple factions under one banner if you think it might help 
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Oct 31, 2017 19:55
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The Titanic posted:The exhibitionist in me says this has the potential for hilarity. Not that trolling in bathrooms is a thing, but apparently it’d be super easy. :3 Seriously, though, you'll get loving punched in the face if you try to pull off foolery at the urinals. Like laid out on the floor.
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The Titanic posted:Ok so last thing then about these urinals. If you were in there, and Derek was next to you, would you peek? Be honest now. Derek’s junk is the stuff of legend apparently! No, you never peek. Urinal etiquette is sacred.
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Golli posted:Would you look at his nipples? Absolutely! It’s Derek Smart! His nipples probably have more posts to twitter alone than words I’ve ever written in my entire life!
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Oct 31, 2017 19:58
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XK posted:Seriously, though, you'll get loving punched in the face if you try to pull off foolery at the urinals. Like laid out on the piss covered floor.
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Thoatse posted:I've found a pizza that might even unite pineapple/no pineapple factions under one banner if you think it might help Jesus Chris
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I'm thinking about following up my blue cheese tacos with some coconut on a pizza.
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XK posted:Seriously, though, you'll get loving punched in the face if you try to pull off foolery at the urinals. Like laid out on the floor. Unless you know/are mates with the people you're next to, and are all drunk. Total strangers + tomfoolery = severe brawl, definitely.
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Thoatse posted:I've found a pizza that might even unite pineapple/no pineapple factions under one banner if you think it might help Halloween pizza is the grossest pizza.
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Thoatse posted:I've found a pizza that might even unite pineapple/no pineapple factions under one banner if you think it might help Mods?
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The Titanic posted:Not trying to be rude to your culture, but is that a literal piss troth you’re supposed to use next to however many dudes can fit in next to you? Dignity? What's that got to do with taking a piss? 
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Thoatse posted:I've found a pizza that might even unite pineapple/no pineapple factions under one banner if you think it might help Should I be sorry or glad that I'm unable to identify the topping?
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XK posted:Seriously, though, you'll get loving punched in the face if you try to pull off foolery at the urinals. Like laid out on the floor. XK posted:No, you never peek. Urinal etiquette is sacred. Now I know why I was born this way. Because with the alternative I would have been killed in probably a very comical fashion.
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Tank Boy Ken posted:Should I be sorry or glad that I'm unable to identify the topping? It’s candy corn.
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The Titanic posted:Ok so last thing then about these urinals. If you were in there, and Derek was next to you, would you peek? Be honest now. Derek’s junk is the stuff of legend apparently! Of course not, urinal etiquette is sacred.
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New money ideas for Croberts and Sandi to exploit: 1) Have an elite moon, that is only landable to the purchasers of the “Moon Moon Moon” package, to request landing from air traffic control so they can party with the other 1% and share exciting “Facial Over IP” with each other. They could sell it for 10k (Even better is to mention that CIG devs hang out there, and “you too could mingle with Croberts, Chambers and Lesnick!” But only if you BUY NOW!!11!1 2) ”Citizen Sexbot” -If Croberts wants get with the future, sexbots are on their way! Purchase one for your wank pod.100’s of additional customizable aesthetics are also available for purchase, so you can make a perfect replica of your sister’s best friend you’ve been secretly coveting for years. 9k 3) Purchase an exclusive dinner with Ben and Erin! With this package, known as “The Trough” You can dine at their favorite “all you can shovel in restaurant” and participate in engaging conversation like “Are you gonna eat that or can I have it?” Or “Do you have any more Tums? I just went through my whole pack while eating the appetizers” 8k 4) And the most coveted package of all: “The Master and Servant Package” You can wash Chris’s cars for 4 hours in the blazing California heat! And then have Chris personally come outside and critique your work! Think of valuable feedback you receive while refactoring the suds and having to do it all again! 5k
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The Titanic posted:Now I know why I was born this way. Do you ladies go into the bathrooms trying to get looks at each other?
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Thoatse posted:I've found a pizza that might even unite pineapple/no pineapple factions under one banner if you think it might help Meridian posted:Mods? 
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The Titanic posted:It’s candy corn. Actually the question just occurred to me, Is candy corn a thing outside of the US?
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