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I've had three different shockingly attractive women ask me out in the last 2 days. I don't know what I'm doing different but something is working for me  I've even been putting on weight because I got way into cooking recently and now I'm making myself fat again. I'm totally perplexed
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:why are meat robots so RUDE? I . . . umm. I'm sorry?
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Oct 31, 2017 02:59
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I made improv curry, my favorite! 
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Oct 31, 2017 03:06
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albany academy posted:What's the scene It's called a structure.
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albany academy posted:What's the scene You have a bunch of chicken thighs that are about to go bad. We're gonna get suggestions from the audience on wacky ingredients you have to put in |
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Oct 31, 2017 03:08
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City of Glompton posted:you could do this! i think it would be v popular I will probably end up bringing the existing two bags of snickers and a box of fun size dorito bags into the office and that might ruffle feathers  maybe next year though!
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Oct 31, 2017 03:10
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Olive! posted:oh yeah?? hold my beer millennials are killing the fainting couch industry
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[quote="“deep dish peat moss”" post="“477902628”"] I’ve had three different shockingly attractive women ask me out in the last 2 days. I don’t know what I’m doing different but something is working for me I’ve even been putting on weight because I got way into cooking recently and now I’m making myself fat again. I’m totally perplexed[/quote] when it rains it pours!
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Oct 31, 2017 03:14
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deep dish peat moss posted:I've had three different shockingly attractive women ask me out in the last 2 days. I don't know what I'm doing different but something is working for me WELL IVE HAD TWENTY ATRACTIVE WOMANS ASK ME OUT TODAY!!! TAHNSK FOR ASKING! |
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Oct 31, 2017 04:05
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i'm eating stranger things themed vegan boneless buffalo wings in a bar while not drinking on a monday. is it weird to dress up all your cats as bats and ghosts and poo poo and make your boyfriend dress up as david s pumpkins? asking for a friend. Randy Travesty fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Oct 31, 2017
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Oct 31, 2017 05:54
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hamjobs posted:i'm eating stranger things themed vegan boneless buffalo wings in a bar while not drinking on a monday. no, it is a memorable moment that, if you so choose, post pictures of in the byob cat bats!
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Oct 31, 2017 07:47
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itty bitty catty batties and little ghosts. if i can convince him to do so. probably not. but i will try. frankie will be dressed up as a cup of coffee. he's a good little doggoween.
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Oct 31, 2017 08:02
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also happy halloween. i hope u touch a pumpkan.
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Oct 31, 2017 08:03
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deep dish peat moss posted:I've had three different shockingly attractive women ask me out in the last 2 days. I don't know what I'm doing different but something is working for me What were the names of the shockingly attractive men |
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Oct 31, 2017 13:02
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deep dish peat moss posted:I've had three different shockingly attractive women ask me out in the last 2 days. I don't know what I'm doing different but something is working for me I . . . hate to be the one to break this to you, but "asking you to leave" is not the same as "asking you out" actually that's awesome, they are probably just good judges of character, on top of the shocking attractiveness |
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Oct 31, 2017 15:19
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cda posted:What were the names of the shockingly attractive men One of them put her name in my phone as Khaleesi but she's way too old for that to be her real name, I'm going out with her this Saturday and I don't even know her name. The other two were very basic white girl names but I'm a pretty basic white guy and love basic white girls This is my real George Costanza moment |
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Oct 31, 2017 18:01
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deep dish peat moss posted:One of them put her name in my phone as Khaleesi but she's way too old for that to be her real name, I'm going out with her this Saturday and I don't even know her name. The other two were very basic white girl names but I'm a pretty basic white guy and love basic white girls no, the George moment comes when you go out to dinner with the first girl and after everything seems to be going well you point out that she seems too old for her name at which point she gets offended and leaves. ...or maybe that’s the Larry moment.
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Oct 31, 2017 18:44
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Yeah but George is the frumpy boring guy who's always dating women way out of his league, I need to schedule the dates at the same time in different areas of the same restaraunt so I can pull the old sitcom switcheroo |
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Oct 31, 2017 19:55
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the ol mrs doubtfire |
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Oct 31, 2017 20:13
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alnilam posted:the ol mrs doubtfire I do this but between playing with my daughter and dog |
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Oct 31, 2017 20:35
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just ate two pieces of wasa knäkkebröd with pickled herring #justscandiwegianstuff |
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Oct 31, 2017 21:05
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vanisher posted:I do this but between playing with my daughter and dog *throws ball really far for dog* phew okay that should buy me about 20 seconds *runs into other room, throws another ball really far for daughter*
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Oct 31, 2017 21:21
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alnilam posted:*throws ball really far for dog* For real what I do is tell my daughter to go into another room to fetch me a specific stuffed animal then I let my dog drink water from his bowl (otherwise she will want to dunk everything around her in the water bowl). |
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Oct 31, 2017 21:23
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I guess thats not a true Mrs Doubtfire costume shuffle She can fetch a variety of stuffed bears in different colors, but she knows that ill ask for multiple things so now she just drags as much as she can carry. "I understand you asked me for the brown bear, and I've brought him for you. But last time I had to get you three other bears, so to save time here they are as well" |
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Oct 31, 2017 21:27
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Happy Halloween yobbers 
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alnilam posted:*throws ball really far for dog* |
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Nov 1, 2017 01:23
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Nov 1, 2017 01:29
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Tonight, at 10:30 EST http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Nov 1, 2017 02:28
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mister magpie posted:Tonight, at 10:30 EST nice, I love rob zombie
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Nov 1, 2017 02:29
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I'm watching young Frankenstein, super spooky. |
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Nov 1, 2017 02:48
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albany academy posted:I'm watching young Frankenstein, super spooky. Walk this way. |
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mister magpie posted:Tonight, at 10:30 EST Now that I'm learning Spanish I can't help but read Dracula as "Dra-coo-la" which sounds like a cool-rear end vampire |
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Nov 1, 2017 03:32
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I'd like to wish everyone happy holidays now that Halloween is over.
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Nov 1, 2017 12:10
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If I stay up for nine more minutes I can smoke weed at a funny time, but I also need to sleep.
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hello byob, happy november 1st. today is a very important day for me, so i have been anxiously avoiding sleep in anticipation of showing up sleep deprived as usual. woo. also i've had popcorn for breakfast. healthy af. did y'all get candy or get any trick or treaters?
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el dorito posted:it just occurred to me - how come no one passes out bags of doritos?? In addition to candy we hand out sodas or juice or water bottles and also the small bags of chips and just by having something different everyone loves it! Now handing out bags of "el doritos" well, that sounds like a gold mine!
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alnilam posted:Love for you all friends! City of Glompton posted:
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I was coming here to post the same sentiment. feeling a lot of love for all my yobbers and lurkers out there. 
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hello i hope you all had a happy Halloween we didn't give out candy this year. instead we ate pumpkin curry and kabocha bread, played some games together, and went to bed at a boringly respectable hour
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