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Synthbuttrange posted:learning about frikandels, they're just fried meat tubes! The moist appearance is less troubling than the dry-as-sun-baked-dog-poo poo one?
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I would much rather have the moist meat tube inside me.
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uniquely moist meat tube
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Smoke posted:Aldi in The Netherlands has some new AFP on offer. I'd shove that into my facehole at high velocity.
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a single slippery sausage
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Voor 8 personnen we'll see about that
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Smoke posted:Aldi in The Netherlands has some new AFP on offer.
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That looks completely delicious. I mean, it might not actually be good, but the idea sounds yum.
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That lovely browned lattice makes me hungry...
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A currywurst pie actually sounds like the best thing.
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With puff pastry, curry puff style?
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sweeperbravo posted:I'm partial to TIP: WARM NOG EVEN OP IN DE OVEN I'm emptyquoting this so I have quick access to it because a fellow needs to giggle
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Missing Name posted:With puff pastry, curry puff style? It suddenly occurs to me that toad in the hole with curry sauce would be impossibly good.
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JEEVES420 posted:I am glad you said Ted-Mex and not referring to Tex-Mex because that is nothing like Tex-Mex at all. It does look like some poo poo from Taco Bell though. Well it kind of is except they do it in a quesadilla and it's more chicken strips https://www.tacobell.com/food/combos/crispy-chicken-quesadilla-box
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https://twitter.com/lucethoughts/status/927360798178947072 This seems like a terrible idea for so many reasons.
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"The world's most instagrammable coffee."![]()
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Did they not learn from the McDowell’s hot coffee in the lap in the car lawsuit? That being said, I would bite the bottom off and now I want to invent a proper device for shotgunning hot caffeinated beverage into my gullet faster.
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Just put your mouth on the coffee maker's spout/drip and drink it as it brews.
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Schubalts posted:Just put your mouth on the coffee maker's spout/drip and drink it as it brews. Takes too long. I just carry a rubber hose with me (already with one end in my rear end) and a funnel on the other when I go out for coffee. I throw the baristas a little extra, and slam that funnel right under the spout. BAM! I am tripping on sweet, sweet caffeine. Now, if I could only instagram that...
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Ultimate Mango posted:Did they not learn from the McDowell’s hot coffee in the lap in the car lawsuit? McDonald's, and she was justified in suing. The coffee was 180F and caused 3rd degree burns over 6% of her body.
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Didn't she have to get a skin graft on her labia or something?
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Synthbuttrange posted:learning about frikandels, they're just fried meat tubes! Oh jeez, time for THE TALK already?
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Magic Hate Ball posted:Didn't she have to get a skin graft on her labia or something? No, you're thinking of Pat Nixon.
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Always moisten the meat tube before insertion.
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PurdWerfect posted:No, you're thinking of Pat Nixon. That's what happens when you spend all your time with Dick.
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darthbob88 posted:McDonald's, and she was justified in suing. The coffee was 180F and caused 3rd degree burns over 6% of her body. 180°F is like 85°C right? How do you make coffee without boiling water? Like I don't give a poo poo that McDs had to fork out a bunch of cash but it sets a lovely precedent e: before any coffee hipsters arrive, yes I know that cold drip and aeropress are things
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bike tory posted:180°F is like 85°C right? How do you make coffee without boiling water? You make it with 200 F water. You don't serve or drink it at that temperature.
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So if you order an espresso or a long black to go it's gonna be pretty drat close to 200F. Again, it's no big deal for McDs but for an owner operated cafe?
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bike tory posted:So if you order an espresso or a long black to go it's gonna be pretty drat close to 200F. Again, it's no big deal for McDs but for an owner operated cafe? Most places have cardboard sleeves for the hands and stoppers you can put in the lid hole
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Read up on the case, it was actually pretty legit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald%27s_Restaurants Most McD's would hold their coffee at like 160°F, but this particular one was right off an offramp from a freeway that people used for a long slow commute, so the regular customers all wanted their coffee from the drive-thru to be super hot so it would last them all the way to work. So they held it at scalding temps contrary to company practice. Then when this one old lady came in she got her coffee and parked in a parking spot to take the lid off and doctor it up, but fumbled the lid with the cup between her legs and it burned the hell out of her lap and she had to get a whole bunch of plastic surgery. In other words there might still be an argument that McD's wasn't at fault for anything, but this wasn't a case of some scam artist with dollar signs in her eyes going "Nya ah ahh, I bet I can sue them for serving their hot coffee hot! Bonus points, I'll ruin the foodservice industry forever by making everyone from Sonic to movie theater popcorn counters have to put huge CONTENTS AND FILLINGS ARE EXTREMELY HOT warnings all over their packages!" I mean it's easy to assume it was, it's what I assumed forever like a knee-jerk rear end in a top hat, but there's often an actual story in there somewhere ![]()
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Data Graham posted:Read up on the case, it was actually pretty legit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNWh6Kw3ejQ
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It's a really sad accident sure but again it's a lovely precedent.
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Why did she bother with plastic surgery when she could have just gotten some balm from the maestro?
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bike tory posted:It's a really sad accident sure but again it's a lovely precedent. There's a whole documentary about it you should dig up. The case was legitimate but taken up by right wingers and corporations and such and converted into this standard ur-frivolous-lawsuit used to club through all sorts of "reforms" that have hurt hundreds of thousands of people to benefit corporations in lawsuits.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T618QdlYevs
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open breads
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That's not a big sandwich! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzflQ00fZFg That's a big sandwich.
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Solice Kirsk posted:That's not a big sandwich! ok how about this sandwich cake topped with tiny pastries ![]() ![]() bonus sandwiches ![]() ![]()
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bike tory posted:It's a really sad accident sure but again it's a lovely precedent. Best practice precedents are like the only thing left to keep companies honest about safety with the continually lessening role government organizations like the FDA and OSHA can get involved due to their budget or fining policies not keeping track with inflation. Tort reform is one of the last things needed to get back to some really wild free market poo poo.
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:https://twitter.com/lucethoughts/status/927360798178947072 The example looks photoshopped, unless my eyes are deceiving me. How is the top of the latte angled with the top "swoop" of the waffle cone?
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