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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Richard kyanka was unavailable for comment.
Because he lives in kansas city you see.

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Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



that is a very KCK move

i love my dead gay city

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...ideo/855116001/

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Good way to get clamydia.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

"I dies in traffic accident"

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

The MSJ posted:

"I dies in traffic accident"

That's how I read it, and it just made me think of the Ourang Medan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ourang_Medan

quote:

According to the story, at some point in or around June 1947[1] (Gaddis and others list the approximate date as early February 1948[10][11]), two American vessels navigating the Strait of Malacca, City of Baltimore and Silver Star, among others, picked up distress messages from Dutch merchant ship Ourang Medan.[1][12] A radio operator aboard the troubled vessel sent the following Morse code message: "S.O.S. from Ourang Medan * * * we float. All officers including the Captain, dead in chartroom and on the bridge. Probably whole of crew dead * * *." A few confused dots and dashes later two words came through clearly. They were "I die." Then, nothing more

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


I think he's achieved some kind of singularity at this point.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/KCTV5/status/929857204727017472

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

oh goddammit

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

That's not what you expect a guy who farts a detective out of the interview room is gonna look like.

I was expecting a fat, middle-aged white guy in a stained wifebeater (do we really not have a better word for those in TYOOL 2017)

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Bertrand Hustle posted:

That's not what you expect a guy who farts a detective out of the interview room is gonna look like.

I was expecting a fat, middle-aged white guy in a stained wifebeater (do we really not have a better word for those in TYOOL 2017)
Sleeveless vest or tank top

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

The gently caress is going on with that dude's bullfrog neck

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Aesop Poprock posted:

The gently caress is going on with that dude's bullfrog neck

lmao look at this goon who skips neck day

That guy didn't skip neck day and neither should you.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Slime posted:

lmao look at this goon who skips neck day

That guy didn't skip neck day and neither should you.

There's no traps supporting it it's a drat goiter!

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Aesop Poprock posted:

The gently caress is going on with that dude's bullfrog neck

He's Burpo of the Tummy Boys gang.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Aesop Poprock posted:

The gently caress is going on with that dude's bullfrog neck

Fart gas reaching capacity, there.

betamax hipster
Aug 13, 2016

Amelia Earhart Mystery: Was the Lost Pilot Eaten by Giant Coconut Crabs? posted:

On a summer day in 1937, pilot Amelia Earhart took off with her navigator to fly around the globe, and—according to one theory—eventually crash-landed on a remote island in the Pacific where she was eaten by crabs the size of dogs.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
I've always subscribed to the alternate theory, that it was dogs the size of crabs.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Strudel Man posted:

I've always subscribed to the alternate theory, that it was dogs the size of crabs.

Sounds like a pretty good way to die to me.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Strudel Man posted:

I've always subscribed to the alternate theory, that it was dogs the size of crabs.

OMG, tiny little dogs that come running and arfarfarfing until you die of cuteness overload.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

OMG, tiny little dogs that come running and arfarfarfing until you die of cuteness overload.
Also they're venomous.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Strudel Man posted:

Also they're venomous.

Okay, wait a minute. This information was withheld before. I retract my stating that it sounds like a good way to die. I thought I would just be ripped to shreds like that girl at the beginning of Jurassic Park 2, not slowly die of dog venom.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
The sex clams were a huge story in Mussel Shoals.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

I love the explanation of the headline. This is just perfect.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Psst! Look earlier in this very page!

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Man did you see the video of coconut crabs devouring a bird? I can buy it.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Psst! Look earlier in this very page!
Please, let's not let these sex clams divide us too.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Knormal posted:

Please, let's not let these sex clams divide us too.

Come to me, cover me, hold me
Together we'll crack these clams of love
Don't give up, don't give up
Together with me and my baby
Crack the clams of love

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Aesop Poprock posted:

The gently caress is going on with that dude's bullfrog neck

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Slow news day in Canada.
Only in Nova Scotia: Watch a 24-hour live stream of spinning donair meat
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/donair-webcam-livestream-1.4400167?cmp=rss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfhkvQFjwUg

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I guess donair is the local version of doner or something, otherwise I'm sceptical of the claim that it was invented by Peter in 1973.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Phlegmish posted:

I guess donair is the local version of doner or something, otherwise I'm sceptical of the claim that it was invented by Peter in 1973.
How dare you sir!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doner_kebab#Canada

quote:

Canada

A variation known as "donair" was introduced in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, in the early 1970s. Peter Gamoulakos migrated to Canada in 1959.[54] When he failed in his attempt to sell traditional gyros, Gamoulakos adapted the dish to local tastes. He substituted beef for lamb and created a sweet sauce known as "donair sauce".[55] Gamoulakos created the donair in 1973. In 2015 Halifax named donair the official food of the city.[56]

Yeah, whatever.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

A Halifax Donair uses beef with different spices as the meat and a specific kind of sauce.

Canada has a weird thing with pita sandwiches. There's also the Montreal shish taouk, which is actually just a chicken shawarma. Just "shawarma" is beef.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/TheThomann/status/930483772423843841

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Aphrodite posted:

A Halifax Donair uses beef with different spices as the meat and a specific kind of sauce.

Also a Halifax donair very specifically tastes like poo poo.

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




What the living gently caress? How did that pass any editor as acceptable?

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