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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

achillesforever6 posted:

Why are WWE fans so ageist or treating people in their 30s like they are ancient?

Women wrestlers reach an age where they're too old as we all know, it's the same thing but for man wrestlers.

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Joe and Balor need to tag more, or just give 'em the belts, that was fun as hell

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Good save, Book

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
I really hope they give Kurt something to do because they have been absolutely burying him as a spineless loser who can't stand up to his bosses who are not as good as him.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Well, unless Paige is doing a run-in on Braun/Kane I guess it’s not going to be tonight.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Aphrodite posted:

Well, unless Paige is doing a run-in on Braun/Kane I guess it’s not going to be tonight.

Well now you've gotten my hopes up.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I still can't believe Goldberg waited until he was 70 years old to have a kid.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

tweet my meat posted:

I really hope they give Kurt something to do because they have been absolutely burying him as a spineless loser who can't stand up to his bosses who are not as good as him.

I've had the sinking feeling this is intentional so he can be fired as the GM, The Authority can return, Angle comes back as a straight-up wrestler and we eventually do Triple H/Kurt at Wrestlemania.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

Aphrodite posted:

Well, unless Paige is doing a run-in on Braun/Kane I guess it’s not going to be tonight.

Keep it in the spoiler thread pal

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

CarlCX posted:

I've had the sinking feeling this is intentional so he can be fired as the GM, The Authority can return, Angle comes back as a straight-up wrestler and we eventually do Triple H/Kurt at Wrestlemania.

I loving hope not I don't want to see Kurt wrestle after Survivor Series for the rest of his natural life.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Aphrodite posted:

Well, unless Paige is doing a run-in on Braun/Kane I guess it’s not going to be tonight.

THIS IS MY HOUSE!

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Rhonne posted:

THIS IS MY HOUSE!

Paige's Big Red Monster House, now on the WWE Network

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
feliz cumpleanos kalisto

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Kane is the worst wrestler in the WWE in all aspects.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Looking forward to the imminent Paige/Roman partnership

THIS IS MY HOUSE

THIS IS MY YARD

Your house... my yard... *looks knowingly at each other*

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

tweet my meat posted:

Kane is the worst wrestler in the WWE in all aspects.

What about redness?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
in extremely lawler voice: "AAAHHH real monsters!"

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Abroham Lincoln posted:

Paige's Big Red Monster House, now on the WWE Network

Just ignore the strange agitated Mexican man roaming and ranting in the background.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Jiro posted:

Just ignore the strange agitated Mexican man roaming and ranting in the background.

They broke up this month

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Cabbit posted:

What about redness?

Brock.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Chris James 2 posted:

They broke up this month

Whoa, how could that happy relationship end???

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Is that Harold, the stock photo guy?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Please squash Kane and also retire him Braun.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

This Raw sucked

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
raw is never going to be good again

bartok
May 10, 2006



CarlCX posted:

I've had the sinking feeling this is intentional so he can be fired as the GM, The Authority can return, Angle comes back as a straight-up wrestler and we eventually do Triple H/Kurt at Wrestlemania.

So that leaves Jason Jordan waving his dick in the wind. You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Braun and Kane should have chain-wrestled :colbert:

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug
Kane is a good hand. :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I wonder if Kane DOES remember that?

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
THE GARBAGE ONLY MADE HIM STRONGER AND ANGRIER

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Kane ded.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Bill Goldberg posted:

raw is never going to be good again

The good news is Vince is mortal.

The bad news is Kane is working on a method of keeping Vince's brain alive in a robot body.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This is bad.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Is Paige gonna come back and take them both out?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



TRIM YOUR BEARD, BRAUN

TRIM YOUR BEAAAAARD

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
i hope kane wins the election and then has to go deliver a speech opposing teen alcoholism in all its forms while inexplicably forgetting to take off his wrestling gear.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BOOTY-ADE posted:

THE GARBAGE ONLY MADE HIM STRONGER AND ANGRIER

This would explain why he's thrived on WWE booking so far.

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