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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Prosecutor: Escort who shot 'client' over bad oral sex must stay jailed

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Heart association president has heart attack during heart health conference

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




I suppose there are worse places to have one.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

"Don't take it to heart," said the spokesperson when asked about the larger ramifications of this tragedy.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Gregg's Bakery forced to apologise after replacing baby Jesus with sausage roll

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
He is risen!

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
Baby in the manger, pig in a blanket

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Prêt à manger!

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
You can't prove those are maji. Might just be dudes.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Pookah posted:

Prêt à manger!

:golfclap:

I heard about that escort story on the radio the other day. How is she not being charged with attempted murder?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Volcott posted:

You can't prove those are maji. Might just be dudes.

Magi. Plural of magus.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Bertrand Hustle posted:

:golfclap:

I heard about that escort story on the radio the other day. How is she not being charged with attempted murder?

Seriously. When I saw the headline I thought 'okay, she shot him in the leg or something' but it's twice in the head. What the gently caress?

It's like that Oxford student who wasn't punished for stabbing her boyfriend because she had such a bright future ahead of her. If you're a wealthy white woman, you can do whatever you want.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Phlegmish posted:

Seriously. When I saw the headline I thought 'okay, she shot him in the leg or something' but it's twice in the head. What the gently caress?

Seriously, what. I thought the headline would be taking it out of context but her reasoning was actually "He wasn't good at eating me out and I didn't know how to say it other than blowing his brains out with a gun"

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Phlegmish posted:

It's like that Oxford student who wasn't punished for stabbing her boyfriend because she had such a bright future ahead of her. If you're a wealthy white woman, you can do whatever you want.

Has she been sentenced? I think she turned out to have some kind of drug problems in any event, didn't she? Probably not a habit that an aspiring heart surgeon should be into!

Wheat Loaf has a new favorite as of 14:23 on Nov 15, 2017

betamax hipster
Aug 13, 2016

Aesop Poprock posted:

Seriously, what. I thought the headline would be taking it out of context but her reasoning was actually "He wasn't good at eating me out and I didn't know how to say it other than blowing his brains out with a gun"

Harsh but fair IMO

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'm pretty sure she was let go without any punishment whatsoever, though I don't remember the specifics.

To be fair, since it was the UK I assume it was not so much being a white woman as their hosed up class system. I could see them applying the same reasoning to good ol' Oxford boy.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

So uh, Donald Trump sentenced to death.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Bertrand Hustle posted:

:golfclap:

I heard about that escort story on the radio the other day. How is she not being charged with attempted murder?

They'd have to prove intent and might not think they can make the case. First-degree assault is a much more demonstrable crime and has similar legal weight (both attempted murder and assault 1 are class-A felonies in Washington).

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Phlegmish posted:

I'm pretty sure she was let go without any punishment whatsoever, though I don't remember the specifics.

To be fair, since it was the UK I assume it was not so much being a white woman as their hosed up class system. I could see them applying the same reasoning to good ol' Oxford boy.

I know the judge had made his recommendation but I'm not sure whether a sentence has been handed down yet.

(I don't keep track of developments in the criminal courts, though, since I'm not very interested in criminal law.)

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Seriously, what. I thought the headline would be taking it out of context but her reasoning was actually "He wasn't good at eating me out and I didn't know how to say it other than blowing his brains out with a gun"

Great, as if my performance anxiety wasn't bad enough already.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Does media deliberately try to only use the worst pictures of Trump, or does he really look like that all the time?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Collateral Damage posted:

Does media deliberately try to only use the worst pictures of Trump, or does he really look like that all the time?

You can't see his bullfrog neck fat in it so that's one of the good ones.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

lol does Kim know that most Americans would thank him if he just took Trump out

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Who the gently caress goes down on a hooker?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Collateral Damage posted:

Does media deliberately try to only use the worst pictures of Trump, or does he really look like that all the time?

Name one flattering picture of Donald Trump.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Collateral Damage posted:

Does media deliberately try to only use the worst pictures of Trump, or does he really look like that all the time?

Yes

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

chitoryu12 posted:

Name one flattering picture of Donald Trump.

He looked OK when he was young. Though that tie and jacket combination should be outlawed.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

chitoryu12 posted:

Name one flattering picture of Donald Trump.

Aesop Poprock has a new favorite as of 16:29 on Nov 15, 2017

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Administration is hella thicccc.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

They said "Flattering" not "Fattening".

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

He looked OK when he was young. Though that tie and jacket combination should be outlawed.



He looks just as feckless as his son (no the other one)

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

syscall girl posted:

He looks just as feckless as his son (no the other one)

Its crazy how one got the smarts while the other got the looks

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Magi. Plural of magus.

Majus.

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Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop
https://kotaku.com/the-curious-case-of-the-ea-game-dev-who-said-he-receive-1820474458

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
The headline itself isn't weird; what's weird is the fact I actually found it refreshing in a time when there's a spree shooting every other week.

https://twitter.com/VICE/status/930933453809504256

MizPiz has a new favorite as of 05:15 on Nov 16, 2017

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



Ironically In Korea, they have a saying, "乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚", which translated doesn't mean anything at all but it does spell out "extra thicc" in fancy cursive script.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Man in Utah wants school mascot changed to something less penis-sounding.

http://www.sltrib.com/news/educatio...te-crude-jokes/

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

The MSJ posted:

Man in Utah wants school mascot changed to something less penis-sounding.

http://www.sltrib.com/news/educatio...te-crude-jokes/

This doesn't seem to have deterred the Butte Pirates any.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

There is a town called Elephant Butte.

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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






He may not be kosher, but at least sausage roll Jesus is circumcised.

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