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ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

~ LOL WAS HERE ~

ManofManyAliases fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Nov 16, 2017

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Golli
Jan 5, 2013



I wonder if the Evocati NDA is crafted and reviewed by the same crack legal team that put together the TOS.

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!
Haha MoMA was seriously in here defending the shell companies as typos? Yes a normal, decent, non-scamming company, with good customer service will reply to a CIG email with:
"We're sorry but our sister company RSI handles these kinds of requests so we forwarded your request to them! Have a nice day!"
and not with:
"It looks like your purchase was from different company that we have no association with. This here is CIG and we don't sell any space ships here. Bye".

gently caress off MoMa.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

ManofManyAliases posted:

HOLY poo poo. You just don't see it.

How did you get a dog brain?

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Golli posted:

Well, the Belgian Government has launched an inquiry into the EA lootboxes being games of chance. So there's that.

https://www.videogamer.com/news/the-belgian-gaming-commission-launching-investigation-into-battlefront-ii-overwatch-lootboxes

loving finally.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Rad Russian posted:

Haha MoMA was seriously in here defending the shell companies as typos? Yes a normal, decent, non-scamming company, with good customer service will reply to a CIG email with:
"We're sorry but our sister company RSI handles these kinds of requests so we forwarded your request to them! Have a nice day!"
and not with:
"It looks like your purchase was from different company that we have no association with. This here is CIG and we don't sell any space ships here. Bye".

gently caress off MoMa.

When you say "RSI", are you referring to "Robert's Space Industries", or "Robert Space Industries"?

The Corp? LLC?

I can't even understand what you are talking about.

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

Jobbo_Fett posted:

I'm just surprised that Derek isn't finding all these things and revealing them.



Also, terrible that India laid claim to this and not Turkey.

CIG would have found it if they hadn't completely lost all control over their branding and web presence. The only people doing quality work are the companies they contract stuff out to, and I'd love to know who is still with them right now. Maybe Agent knows something. I was pm'd an interesting story last month (on another forum) regarding who was modelling the ships for the promo videos, but that story dated back to a year ago.

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

Thoatse posted:

This saga has gone on so long I nostalgically refer to the TOS as 'old ironsides'

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!

Truga posted:

loving finally.

Well you see, you're buying these loot boxes for $1 and then you can get rare items in them that sell for $100-300 on online auctions. Sometimes you have to spend $50 to get such an item, and sometimes $500. This is completely different from gambling because.... (lobbying check from EA has cleared)... it's all for in game items! Very different. Feel free to have your 12 year old enjoy the fun :)

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
Tax and regulate these motherfuckers like the casinos they are imo.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

ManofManyAliases posted:

HOLY poo poo. You just don't see it.

You clearly don't understand trolling development

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Rad Russian posted:

Well you see, you're buying these loot boxes for $1 and then you can get rare items in them that sell for $100-300 on online auctions. Sometimes you have to spend $50 to get such an item, and sometimes $500. This is completely different from gambling because.... (lobbying check from EA has cleared)... it's all for in game items! Very different. Feel free to have your 12 year old enjoy the fun :)

The way they weasel out currently is "but you see, every single lootbox contains loot, therefore it's not gambling", despite most of that loot being worthless poo poo in practice.

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

XK posted:

When you say "RSI", are you referring to "Robert's Space Industries", or "Robert Space Industries"?

The Corp? LLC?

I can't even understand what you are talking about.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
Robert need more gold

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

Tane.

Coincedentally, the booth next to RSI also has a typo.

Golli
Jan 5, 2013



Truga posted:

The way they weasel out currently is "but you see, every single lootbox contains loot, therefore it's not gambling", despite most of that loot being worthless poo poo in practice.

Every scratch off lottery ticket I buy has things to scratch off, with numbers or pictures underneath each. I pay for the experience of scratching and looking at pictures. Occasionally I can sell those pictures to someone for more than I paid for the ticket. Therefore, not gambling.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

Thoatse posted:

This saga has gone on so long I nostalgically refer to the TOS as 'old ironsides'

A good post

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!

Truga posted:

casinos they are imo.

Well you'll be happy to hear that the new CoD game went full casino psychology with their newest 2017 loot box innovation. Instead of being something you just do inside of your account outside of the game, the loot boxes there literally drop from the sky WHILE you're playing with others, adding in a lot of exciting sounds, lights, and drawing attention to you. Other players then watch you open the box and slowly reveal the exciting content inside. Literally re-creating the dinging of slot machines in casinos to attract people to them when they see others win.

NOT a casino.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Thought I read "Zune" there for a second.


Actually, its taken longer to develop Star Citizen than the Zune's lifespan from introduction to market to death.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Rad Russian posted:

Well you'll be happy to hear that the new CoD game went full casino psychology with their newest 2017 loot box innovation. Instead of being something you just do inside of your account outside of the game, the loot boxes there literally drop from the sky WHILE you're playing with others, adding in a lot of exciting sounds, lights, and drawing attention to you. Other players then watch you open the box and slowly reveal the exciting content inside. Literally re-creating the dinging of slot machines in casinos to attract people to them when they see others win.

NOT a casino.

Activision saw what CAPCOM was doing and said "gently caress Pachinko machines, those are expensive!"

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3
Just a typo

repeated multiple times throughout the documentation you agreed to and also on the sign on our press booth. Just a typo.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Quavers posted:

Tane.

Coincedentally, the booth next to RSI also has a typo.

Golli
Jan 5, 2013



The $7 Million Typo


During his life and with respect to his estate, one of Andy Warhol’s legal advisers was Edward Hayes, a Manhattan lawyer and a former district attorney (and, apparently, the real-life inspiration for the character Tommy Killian in the book Bonfire of the Vanities).

One of the assets in the estate was Warhol's Interview Magazine, with a circulation of 160,000 by the time of Warhol's death. The estate sold it based on a down-payment with the balance personally guaranteed by the buyer, in a promissory note, payable not to the estate, but to a company called "Andy Warhol Enterprises Inc."

Hayes dissolved the company a week before the promissory note was signed but neglected to ensure that the personal guarantee was made payable to the estate.

In the result, it was made payable to an nonexistent company.

Hayes said it was just a typing error but the court struck the promissory note which then became unenforceable with the balance owing to the estate, some $7 million, lost.

A few years later, Hayes dodged a bullet when a New York judge inexplicably dismissed the case against him by a former client for malpractice based, in part, on the allegation that Hayes slept through his former client's deposition (called on examination for discovery in Canada).

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

who glorys the glory hole

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

SomethingJones posted:

City:
Chennai

Guys I work with from India suggest that Chennai is <insert intellectually challenged grouping> of India.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Truga posted:

Robert need more gold



http://i.imgur.com/GOrWcAn.gifv

Pantsbird
Nov 12, 2017

by Lowtax
How does rover and hoverbike spawned?

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
No way 3.0 is out this year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxBdyyGx7vM&t=61s

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

"UI Team"

lol


"...and making sure that we can refine that to as small of a list and as concise of a list as what we would consider a MINIMUM VIABLE PRODUCT, to put that out to PTU and to live"
- Todd Papy, award winning video game designer, Foundry


"...we're gonna review that process, hopefully get a minimal amount of feedback so we can get super close to calling this thing FEATURE COMPLETE"
- Jake Ross, producer, Texas


"...also we've got all sorts of art that had rotations all over the place, we had to go back and make sure that everything was placed properly on the shelves and that we're having all the FINAL STUFF in the game, all the FINAL ASSETS in the build"
- Robert Gaither - ex-QA, now assoc tech designer, Texas


"...definitely been challenges going through this, SHOPKEEPERS has been... you know... that's generally our first usage of the SUBSUMPTION engine in general, so getting to know that has been a challenge, the shopkeepers... although... what you're going to see is fairly simple compared to the overall AI you're gonna see, ah... in the LONG RUN is... still just a good learning experience just for us... ahm... getting... getting... some of the other bugs worked out of the system, you know, INTERACTIONS with objects, getting the camera to sit right on the thing you're trying to focus on and trying on... things like that, it's kinda dialing in the knobs so to speak... it's taken its toll and taken its time"
- Robert Reininger - senior tech designer Texas since aug 2016





SomethingJones fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Nov 16, 2017

A Neurotic Corncob
Nov 12, 2016

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.
Papi calling 3.0 a Minimum Viable Product: https://youtu.be/NxBdyyGx7vM?t=1m57s

e;fb

A Neurotic Corncob fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Nov 16, 2017

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Rad Russian posted:

Well you'll be happy to hear that the new CoD game went full casino psychology with their newest 2017 loot box innovation. Instead of being something you just do inside of your account outside of the game, the loot boxes there literally drop from the sky WHILE you're playing with others, adding in a lot of exciting sounds, lights, and drawing attention to you. Other players then watch you open the box and slowly reveal the exciting content inside. Literally re-creating the dinging of slot machines in casinos to attract people to them when they see others win.

NOT a casino.

CoD WW2 literally drops loot boxes onto the beach of Normandy, and gives achievements to other players who stand around and watch somebody else open up that loot box.

This is a real thing that happens.

I'm playing my first person perspective storming of the D-Day beaches, then a crate gets dropped out of the ether, and I get Mountain Dew Dorito points if I stand there and watch it being opened by someone else.

That's just some really bizarre poo poo.

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2017/11/call-of-duty-wwii-players-can-watch-each-other-open-loot-boxes/

quote:

Players with a box to open pop smoke, and a crate falls from the sky, opening wide for all to see its contents.

That's right, anybody in the hub with you can see what you've just unboxed, and you can see theirs. A notice appears in the lower left corner of the screen when a player is opening a drop.

Should they score a rare weapon skin or modification, the hub lets everybody know. Watching other players unbox their loot isn't only allowed, it's encouraged. One of the first daily missions I selected, "Loot Spectator," required me to watch other players open three supply crates. The reward for doing so? A supply crate.

Straight out unacceptable.

quote:

Honestly? It's kind of neat, especially when you get a group of people gathered around, dropping boxes like they're hot.

gently caress you.

XK fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Nov 16, 2017

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

ManofManyAliases posted:

~ LOL WAS HERE ~

Why did you even edit out "HOLY poo poo. You just don't see it."?

I know you're a dumbo, but, this is the post you choose to have second thoughts about?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
I remember being on the Beaches of Normandy and the most exciting thing I did that day was call a supply drop that gave me a pair of glasses, some new German boots, a bra, and a silencer for my Luger.


Never been more excited for my high-speed-low-drag lifestyle than I am now!

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Cross posting from the Tromp thread, needs a face swap on the last guy.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube


The funny part is that the 197 issues is stuff like falling through a floor, or a door not working. Not included in those 197 issues, the 100 star systems, trading economy, mining, farming produce in an add-on ship module, etc, etc.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

SomethingJones posted:

"UI Team"

lol


"...and making sure that we can refine that to as small of a list and as concise of a list as what we would consider a MINIMUM VIABLE PRODUCT, to put that out to PTU and to live"
- Todd Papy, award winning video game designer


"...we're gonna review that process, hopefully get a minimal amount of feedback so we can get super close to calling this thing FEATURE COMPLETE"
- Jake Ross, producer

A Neurotic Corncob posted:

Papi calling 3.0 a Minimum Viable Product: https://youtu.be/NxBdyyGx7vM?t=1m57s

e;fb


Hello Citizens :wave:

Get a Refund

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Jobbo_Fett posted:

I remember being on the Beaches of Normandy and the most exciting thing I did that day was call a supply drop that gave me a pair of glasses, some new German boots, a bra, and a silencer for my Luger.


Never been more excited for my high-speed-low-drag lifestyle than I am now!

Then you got sniped in the head, and the military sent an envoy to your parent's house to tell them their child died.

Then a crate dropped in their yard and they got a rifle skin.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

XK posted:

Then you got sniped in the head, and the military sent an envoy to your parent's house to tell them their child died.

Then a crate dropped in their yard and they got a rifle skin.

Was it a good skin, at least?

Golli
Jan 5, 2013



Jobbo_Fett posted:

Was it a good skin, at least?

Gold Star

Golli fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Nov 16, 2017

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Golli posted:

Gold Star

loving A! I'm worth something!

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