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Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Ban this sick filth

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ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Accelerate while turning so that the load tips and falls on the people, killing them all.

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar
But is the operator wearing their seatbelt? And are they considering putting their hand on the roll cage bar? These are all factors!

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.


Am I Klaus?

robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!

Clever Betty
The best use of a forklift is to leave the battery door open after changing batteries, then careening around a blind corner and flinging your 1000lb lead acid missile into a pile of palletized equipment.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

::laffo:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


:five:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

sensibly chuckle'd

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



That reminds me of a question I've had.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
Did a little bit of punch-up. Hope you don't mind.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Imagine forklifts at the edge of a ball.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



axolotl farmer posted:

Imagine forklifts at the edge of a ball.

What the hell is a klift? :confused:

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

stop-loss/job loss, take yer pick

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Thump! posted:

What the hell is a klift? :confused:

Klaus works the same way.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Is it still sexual assault if you're grabbing someone's flak vest?

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Jamesman posted:

Is it still sexual assault if you're grabbing someone's flak vest?

All groping over clothing is in fact not sexual assault. Try it yourself.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
Always wear protection around men, in any context

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

I can usually find something to like about these dumb comics, but I honestly could not tell you what people find even remotely appealing about that thing in the top right. The art is incredibly unpleasant, and the jokes are often lazier than even Buckley's. I do not get it.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:drat:

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Jamesman posted:

Is it still sexual assault if you're grabbing someone's flak vest?

Unfortunately, it is if you previously tried to shove your tongue down her throat.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

This was only mildly amusing up until “This time this time this time. This place this time. This time of this time. This time Aurora Borealis!”

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI6-p50HT2Y

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

bawk
Mar 31, 2013


Finally, some Sugar Pine 7 memes

Lurker-bot 9000
Aug 14, 2007

SYSTEM MALFUNCTION

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

笑止

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

Can someone help me here? I'm at a bit of a loss.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

BONGHITZ posted:



from spam trump thread

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Ariong posted:

That reminds me of a question I've had.



3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

El Burbo posted:

I’m forklift certified ama

I'm double forklift-certified :smugmrgw:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
No poo poo? What do you lift bro?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Karate Bastard posted:

No poo poo? What do you lift bro?

Two.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


This is incredible.

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