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Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Propaganda Machine posted:

The Chargers' move to LA has pissed off literally everybody (except Vegas. They get to have the Raiders now.). LA wanted the Raiders, and San Diego liked their team. No joke: there are tattooists in San Diego who will perform free cover ups on San Diego Chargers tattoos.

So we're happy enough to support the Rams, but we're all but boycotting the Chargers.

Don't worry, it pissed off Vegas too. Funding the arena jacked up the hotel tax by 1.5%. Nearly every casino ownership group was against it. The local municipality was just having a panic attack about declining gaming revenue.

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I kind of doubt they'll circle back to this, but since they made such a big deal out of tardigrades being able to survive any environment, I wonder if that includes resiliency to a kid's digestive tract and she shits out a bunch of matured KFC-fueled super tardigrades.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
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Everybody belongs here
Origin of Mr. Hanky.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I mean, the last time a SP character ingested micro animals it lead to the best Butters episode ever.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Isn't that more of a Randy episode, though?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
So can we just kill Cartman and replace him with Heidi? He ran his course years ago anyway.

VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

I'd be up for it, but I think it's more likely that her arc will conclude with actually jumping off that bridge. Bookends, yo.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
If you think Cartman's run his course why would you want to keep the character whose entire joke is currently being another Cartman?

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
Because it's hilarious.

Girls are smart AND funny, remember?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Propaganda Machine posted:

Because it's hilarious.

Girls are smart AND funny, remember?

Still not getting it...

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Waltzing Along posted:

Isn't that more of a Randy episode, though?

I think he means the Seamonkeys episode which holds up on rewatch. I've rewatched like the first 11 seasons within the last month or so but I struggle often picking episodes to watch after that. As rough as it was, I even prefer rewatching season 1 and 2 episodes to some of the more recent seasons fare.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Motherfucker posted:

Still not getting it...

It's a throwback to last season.

Also, last night I learned that water bears are literally a thing that exists. I thought they were an ingenious creation, but nope. Those little hokey pokey dancers can literally survive in the vacuum of space.

Ballz
Dec 16, 2003

it's mario time

Propaganda Machine posted:

It's a throwback to last season.

Also, last night I learned that water bears are literally a thing that exists. I thought they were an ingenious creation, but nope. Those little hokey pokey dancers can literally survive in the vacuum of space.

Water bears are legit the coolest thing living in your back yard right now.

And they're really cute, too!



:kimchi:

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

sassassin posted:

If you think Cartman's run his course why would you want to keep the character whose entire joke is currently being another Cartman?

There must always be a Cartman

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Cartwoman somehow annoyed me more than Cartman.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Milo and POTUS posted:

Cartwoman somehow annoyed me more than Cartman.

She's a bitch. Cartman is an rear end in a top hat.

Bitches are always worse than assholes.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
There's a Team America monologue about this somewhere.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

vermin posted:

There must always be a Cartman

Unfortunately. The show needs an antagonist to get some plots going and to balance out the other main characters but Heidi can fit that fat-shaped hole now. Killing Cartman is what the show needs.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

evilmiera posted:

Unfortunately. The show needs an antagonist to get some plots going and to balance out the other main characters but Heidi can fit that fat-shaped hole now. Killing Cartman is what the show needs.

What does she add without Cartman to play off?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I think people forget how much Cartman adds to the show's formula. He's not just the horrible person who represents the worst viewpoint and opinion, of the main boys he's the most proactive and usually the one who brings to their attention whatever the hell happens to be going on, as well as whatever weird whim has gotten his attention. Cartman's known to put a ton of effort towards whatever actually gets his interest, and usually takes the lead or an otherwise pro-active role in whatever activity they're doing, like the fantasy LARP or the superhero play, even if it gets away from him. He's the one who made an effort to become an outspoken male feminist and pro-social justice advocate solely because he can indulge his egotism and attack people while maintaining the moral high ground, and is the whole catalyst for Heidi's arc of becoming more like him because of the immediate rewards and self-indulgence. The boys wouldn't do a whole hell of a lot without him. (and when they do, like Stan's anti-bullying crusade or the thing with crack baby football, it's even pointed out that they start acting like Cartman)

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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Everybody belongs here
You know what Seinfeld needed? To kill George.
And you know what Beavis and Butthead needed? A dead Beavis.
All in the Family would have been so much better without Archie.
And this thread would be better without you morons who think South Park would be better without Cartman.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
I like Heidi and want her to continue being a regular character but she isn't going to replace Cartman and why on earth would you want her to christ

They also have a very clear "boys only" dynamic with the main four, it wouldn't really work including Heidi in that

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

evilmiera posted:

Unfortunately. The show needs an antagonist to get some plots going and to balance out the other main characters but Heidi can fit that fat-shaped hole now. Killing Cartman is what the show needs.

Why do you watch this show?

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


I think the show is generally funnier when the boys are having weird adventures together than when Cartman is antagonizing something/one on his own, idk. I think they sometimes fall back on that too much, and it comes off as lazy. I guess I wouldn't mind it if they changed it up, but replacing him with a female version of himself isn't gonna be that.

PaybackJack
May 21, 2003

You'll hit your head and say: 'Boy, how stupid could I have been. A moron could've figured this out. I must be a real dimwit. A pathetic nimnal. A wretched idiotic excuse for a human being for not having figured these simple puzzles out in the first place...As usual, you've been a real pantload!
I kind of wonder what the reaction would be if The Passion of the Jew aired today.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

PaybackJack posted:

I kind of wonder what the reaction would be if The Passion of the Jew aired today.

That's a nonsensical statement, since that episode was a direct response to The Passion of The Christ. It wouldn't work in a vacuum.

PaybackJack
May 21, 2003

You'll hit your head and say: 'Boy, how stupid could I have been. A moron could've figured this out. I must be a real dimwit. A pathetic nimnal. A wretched idiotic excuse for a human being for not having figured these simple puzzles out in the first place...As usual, you've been a real pantload!

Squashy Nipples posted:

That's a nonsensical statement, since that episode was a direct response to The Passion of The Christ. It wouldn't work in a vacuum.

Let me rephrase; I wonder what the reaction would be to an episode where Cartman, dressed like Hitler, organized people to march in the streets while chanting hate speech.

PaybackJack fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Nov 22, 2017

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

PaybackJack posted:

Let me rephrase; I wonder what the reaction would be to an episode where Cartman, dressed like Hitler, organized people to march in the streets while chanting hate speech.

still topical

VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

With Clyde Frog memes and lapel pins everywhere.

Feels keew, man.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Motherfucker posted:

still topical

Yeah, it would still work. I’m not sure Matt and Trey would explicitly go after the alt right though.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

They should eschew politics and do whatever the modern version of Chinpokomon is.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

The show’s best episodes have always been about nerd culture

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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What does Scott Tenorman must die have to do with Nerd Culture?

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

No impulse animates the nerds as much as spite

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Vegetable posted:

They should eschew politics and do whatever the modern version of Chinpokomon is.

I’m surprised they didn’t do a Chinpokomon Go sequel episode.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
The new Animal Crossing mobile game seems to be hot poo poo...

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

SeANMcBAY posted:

I’m surprised they didn’t do a Chinpokomon Go sequel episode.

Now that would've become dated quickly. (I guess that happens more and more these days, huh?)

They already did pretty much the perfect take on mobile games with "Freemium Isn't Free", of course.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sir Lemming posted:

They already did pretty much the perfect take on mobile games with "Freemium Isn't Free", of course.

And that episode is still relevant and funny cause mobile gaming never changes.

PaybackJack
May 21, 2003

You'll hit your head and say: 'Boy, how stupid could I have been. A moron could've figured this out. I must be a real dimwit. A pathetic nimnal. A wretched idiotic excuse for a human being for not having figured these simple puzzles out in the first place...As usual, you've been a real pantload!
They still could have had a funny side plot with Randy getting arrested for trespassing due to him trying to capture rare Chinpokomons.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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Is there a new episode tonight?


PaybackJack posted:

They still could have had a funny side plot with Randy getting arrested for trespassing due to him trying to capture rare Chinpokomons.

Better plot idea than pretty much anything they have done in the last 2 years.

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