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Who's going to win this mess?
This poll is closed.
Our New Canadian Overlords 19 35.19%
East Hartford FC 0 0%
Better World Cup Odds Than the USMNT 3 5.56%
28-3 4 7.41%
gently caress Anthony Precourt 9 16.67%
Our DV8 Doesn't Have a Brass Pole in It 5 9.26%
We're Not Repeating, Don't Vote for Us 5 9.26%
That Other...OTHER Canadian Team 2 3.70%
Only Palatable with Vodka 3 5.56%
Rock You Like a Hurrica...nevermind 3 5.56%
We Have the *Best* Luck in Away Knockout Games 0 0%
gently caress Chris Wondolowski for Belgium 1 1.85%
Total: 54 votes
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El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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whypick1 posted:

The 30 minute drive to Providence is slightly more convenient for me than the 3 hour trek to CLink.

I won't have to fight as many people for a ticket though.

Snap, I didn't realize you moved closer to Portland. Must have missed that. Like most of Portland's shot.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
^^^ Uh, I've lived in Vancouver my entire time on these forums

Shame I'm so close to the stadium but won't be able to witness the steam of sadness leaving the building.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

the houston poo poo cloggers continues to ruin everyones time

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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whypick1 posted:

^^^ Uh, I've lived in Vancouver my entire time on these forums

Shame I'm so close to the stadium but won't be able to witness the steam of sadness leaving the building.

I apologize for assuming your location. It might happen again because I am not great at remembering where posters live.

G-Hawk posted:

the houston poo poo cloggers continues to ruin everyones time

My god, I hope it is Houston v Columbus in the final.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

This is gonna end up TOR - SEA again

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I wandered into a bar near where I’m staying in San Francisco and it’s apparently a Timbers bar. Nobody seems bothered by the result and they are all now watching the replay of the Bayern -Dortmund match as if it was live and I’m very amused and confused.

Oh now the guys in jean jackets with rctid back patches are planning on invading the Sounders bar in the next round and will “be loud”.

Hope you all enjoyed my chronicles of the green and gold golden gate army, ok bye.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

trem_two posted:

I wandered into a bar near where I’m staying in San Francisco and it’s apparently a Timbers bar. Nobody seems bothered by the result and they are all now watching the replay of the Bayern -Dortmund match as if it was live and I’m very amused and confused.

Oh now the guys in jean jackets with rctid back patches are planning on invading the Sounders bar in the next round and will “be loud”.

Hope you all enjoyed my chronicles of the green and gold golden gate army, ok bye.

I enjoyed it, but you didn't answer if they were Bayern or Dortmund fans

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

Well that was satisfying.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Jozy's suspension upheld

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



yet another example of pro-columbus bias in the league, when will it end

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

He should have been given a red when he flopped in front of Sacha.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Tigren posted:

He should have been given a red when he flopped in front of Sacha.

The whole game was a shitshow.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Refs have been assigned for the Conference Finals.

Columbus v Toronto:
REF: ROBERT SIBIGA
AR1: Peter Manikowski
AR2: Ian Anderson
4TH: Jose Carlos Rivero
VAR: Dave Gantar

Houston v Seattle:
REF: CHRIS PENSO
AR1: Jeff Muschik
AR2: CJ Morgante
4TH: Armando Villarreal
VAR: Kevin Stott

Toronto v Columbus:
REF: JAIR MARRUFO
AR1: Frank Anderson
AR2: Corey Rockwell
4TH: Baldomero Toledo
VAR: Drew Fischer

Seattle v Houston:
REF: ALAN KELLY
AR1: Peter Balciunas
AR2: Corey Parker
4TH: Hilario Grajeda
VAR: Edvin Jurisevic

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

I thought the playoffs ended weeks ago???

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
What time is actual kickoff for these stupid games? I really don't want to watch 30 minutes of Taylor Twellman's fat head.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Tigren posted:

What time is actual kickoff for these stupid games? I really don't want to watch 30 minutes of Taylor Twellman's fat head.

Isn't it usually 10 minutes or so after the listed time?

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
It’s consistently been half an hour late for the playoffs this year.

Fake edit: or maybe it just feels that way!

shoplifter
May 23, 2001

bored before I even began
We've been told that kickoff will occur *at* 8pm, though I doubt it actually will.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



i want to beat columbus so thoroughly they move the relocation up a year, but if we don't, i want to reiterate that we already won the league and playoffs are stupid

siggy2021
Mar 8, 2010
I hope Toronto is shamed so badly the MLS decides having teams in Canada is stupid and they move them all to Austin.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
This fuckin ref

I wouldn't mind seeing Columbus getting their hopes up tonight only to be smashed to bits in comical fashion in Toronto.

Duke Silver
Nov 6, 2011

Saxiest Man Alive
I can actually feel the stadium's hate for Michael Bradley through my TV. This is great.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Azerban posted:

i want to beat columbus so thoroughly they move the relocation up a year, but if we don't, i want to reiterate that we already won the league and playoffs are stupid

I want Toronto to win because I, unlike the rest of the communists in American soccer, like Jozy and Bradley and also that tiny boy who scores all your goals. Also, the fact that San Jose used to employ Justin Morrow AND Beitashour and were dumb enough to get rid of them I want Columbus to win because Zach Steffan has been amazing and the story lines would be great. Also, Higuain is cool.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Booing the USMNT players seems really dumb. If they had one of the players on their team would they just selectively not boo them?

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



gio with a roots jacket with an italian flag on it is some good :canada:

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

death to columbus

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Drunk Canuck posted:

death to columbus

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Please don't be rude to Julie Stewart-Binks

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Oh goodie, Frei suffered a hamstring stain just before the team left for Houston and didn't travel :smithicide:

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

whypick1 posted:

Oh goodie, Frei suffered a hamstring stain just before the team left for Houston and didn't travel :smithicide:

God loving dammit.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I mean that's a nice dive. Lucky that wasn't a penal

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I can't believe Ive waited a month for this

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

put some balls on net, reds

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

OH GOD NO



THATS TOO CLOSE

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lmao

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
HOU-SEA kicked off already...CLB-TOR is still going...:wtc:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
This Columbus - Toronto game is total poo poo and I think it gave me brain damage because I just laughed at Twellman joking about "shrosses"

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



what did i even watch

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generally I prefer
Apr 17, 2006

well that was a thing that happened

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