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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

AlbieQuirky posted:

That sounds unpleasant. Mulled wine enjoys sporadic rounds of popularity in the US, but we tend to like our beer cold.

My Christmas mulled apple wine used to be pretty popular (when I can get the apple wine).

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kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

La Brea Carpet posted:

For those of you feeling a little blue or stressed, here's an AFP classic.



Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I had "western buffet" food today that was worse than anything in that cursed Thanksgiving spread.

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Brawnfire posted:

I mean, is it still bubbly? That sounds horrendous, and disgusting. God.

No, it's no longer bubbly (when you add yolk it gets very foamy, so I guess CO2 escapes at that point + there's the get it to boil part that I think takes care of bubbles as well) - but it gets, hm.. either delicious or unpleasantly sweet depending upon your taste. It's usually used as a treatment for cold.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Grand Fromage posted:

I had "western buffet" food today that was worse than anything in that cursed Thanksgiving spread.

Just endless bowls of tumbleweeds and saddle sores

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The Bloop posted:

Just endless bowls of tumbleweeds and saddle sores

Now I know why AHHHHH exists.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


The Bloop posted:

Just endless bowls of tumbleweeds and saddle sores

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Ah brown lettuce with wizened tomatoes, a classic

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

I just learned that Salvador Dalí wrote and illustrated a surrealist cookbook.



Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Labes for days posted:

I just learned that Salvador Dalí wrote and illustrated a surrealist cookbook.





He cooked a loving Puppeteer!

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Brawnfire posted:

He cooked a loving Puppeteer!

There ain’t no justice.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




canis minor posted:

It's art

I don't know how well known is mulled beer, but I always found it a bit weird - take a bottle of beer, put it on the stove adding beaten egg yolk with sugar (kogel mogel), cloves, cinnamon and juice from half an orange - get this concotion to boil.



The hardest part is getting the bottle to boil if you have a coil stove.

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell

Who made a Charlie Kelly gimmick account?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Did anyone get the bleeding shits again?

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Iron Crowned posted:

But no one really wants pizza anarchy

What is the official position of this thread then?

As a pizza accelerationist, I advocate pizza anarchy, giving way to pizza chaos, pizza genocide, then, finally, as the people beg for pizza mercy, we have pizza rationality.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

That looks exactly like the type of salad my dad orders at restaurants, although he would angrily send it back and get the tomatoes taken off and just eat the old un-dressed iceberg lettuce.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

yeah I eat rear end posted:

That looks exactly like the type of salad my dad orders at restaurants, although he would angrily send it back and get the tomatoes taken off and just eat the old un-dressed iceberg lettuce.

I have been waiting for someone to mention this, but no one has. Those aren't tomatoes. Those are little citrus fruit, like tangerines or tangelos, but unpeeled.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Samizdata posted:

I have been waiting for someone to mention this, but no one has. Those aren't tomatoes. Those are little citrus fruit, like tangerines or tangelos, but unpeeled.

Well I guess at least I didn't mistake shrimps for pastries.

He'd still send them back though. He's very strict on his iceberg-only salads.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Looks fine?
:sweden:

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

This is really sad. :smith:

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Mymla posted:

Looks fine?
:sweden:

Would eat 🇸🇪 But it's bad food porn

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Looks like herring, smoked salmon, boiled baby potatoes, sour cream, and not sure what the salad is. Would. Not sure what scares you so much.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Also, no schnapps

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

That's just a sigh of a plate.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Also carbonated water and any of that seems disgusting

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.
Apple Mint Drink

Yes I'm sure everyone drinks apple mint drinks where you live, but I'd never encountered it before.
I expected it to taste like drinking apple juice after brushing your teeth, which it didn't, but it wasn't really... better, just different.
Like what if you could taste apple juice and COOL FRESH MINT™ at the same time? I don't know why you'd want to, but you can!

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Well I guess at least I didn't mistake shrimps for pastries.

He'd still send them back though. He's very strict on his iceberg-only salads.

Yeah, well, strikes me as weird adding something that needs peeled to a salad. OTOH, I need more than iceberg in my salads...

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Thanks, Grandma.

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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Thanks, Grandma.



I don't have any grandmas left, can I join in on this?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I just made green curry with pumpkin and turkey. It smelled pretty gross. But that's because I added bamboo. Bamboo always smells so gross. Why do I keep eating it?

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫

twoday posted:

I just made green curry with pumpkin and turkey. It smelled pretty gross. But that's because I added bamboo. Bamboo always smells so gross. Why do I keep eating it?

Are you secretly a panda?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




If they were, they'd be too stupid to know.

(Pandas are dumb :thejoke:)

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Admiral Joeslop posted:

The hardest part is getting the bottle to boil if you have a coil stove.

Goons gotta goon I guess :allears:

Crust First posted:

Apple Mint Drink

Yes I'm sure everyone drinks apple mint drinks where you live, but I'd never encountered it before.
I expected it to taste like drinking apple juice after brushing your teeth, which it didn't, but it wasn't really... better, just different.
Like what if you could taste apple juice and COOL FRESH MINT™ at the same time? I don't know why you'd want to, but you can!

How about kwas chlebowy - a carbonated drink made from rye bread. Polish people also drink sauerkraut and gherkin juice:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Crust First posted:

Apple Mint Drink
I tried some pickled onions with mint recently. They tasted exactly as you'd expect, ie. like pickled onions with a slightly minty flavour. They were not great, and if you accidentally bought them thinking they were normal pickled onions you'd be in for an unpleasant surprise.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Sakurazuka posted:

Ah brown lettuce with wizened tomatoes, a classic


yeah I eat rear end posted:

That looks exactly like the type of salad my dad orders at restaurants, although he would angrily send it back and get the tomatoes taken off and just eat the old un-dressed iceberg lettuce.
those are unpeeled satsuma oranges, which makes it even weirder.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

:( I just don't have the heart to tell them they didn't...

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I imagine that if you poked this thing it would jiggle ominously and do the Bowser laugh from Mario 64

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