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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

PittTheElder posted:

90,000 ft is not in space. That's the first protest barely more than a quarter of the way into space at best.

:goonsay:

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Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
Dude we're like, in space, right now!

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

XTimmy
Nov 28, 2007
I am Jacks self hatred

Would that house still be safe to live in? Or would that have hosed the foundations totally?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

XTimmy posted:

Would that house still be safe to live in? Or would that have hosed the foundations totally?

Dunno, depends where the image manipulator got the photo of the house

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
The thread title says funny pictures, there's no mention of accurate pictures

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

That's a good way to gently caress up your pachyderm

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Dunno, depends where the image manipulator got the photo of the house

If that had been here, someone would have driven right up to the edge of the dirt and honked their horn, upset because the mountain of dirt doesn't move out of the way for them.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

Guy Goodbody posted:

The thread title says funny pictures, there's no mention of accurate pictures

Can we get this independently verified by an unbiased source?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

funmanguy posted:

Can we get this independently verified by an unbiased source?

I, being both not funny and not a picture, declare inaccurate funny pictures valid.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

Solice Kirsk posted:

I, being both not funny and not a picture, declare inaccurate funny pictures valid.

Ok, raise your right hand, place your left on the goatse, and repeat after me.....







I..... uhhhhh....I got nothin

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

funmanguy posted:

Ok, raise your right hand, place your left in the goatse, and repeat after me.....

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

funmanguy posted:

Ok, raise your right hand, place your left on the goatse, and repeat after me.....








Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Pass the goatse on the left hand side

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

funmanguy posted:

Ok, raise your right hand, place your left on the goatse, and repeat after me.....







I..... uhhhhh....I got nothin

*slorp sound

I..... uhhhhh....I got nothin

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Nearly December, boys, time to plan your traditional Christmas beard.







:capitalism:















Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009
Gonna make a ~*~fabulous~*~ dwarf next time I play D&D again and name him Glitterbeard.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

If even that second guy can’t make it look good I think beard ornaments are in trouble.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Facebook Aunt posted:

Nearly December, boys, time to plan your traditional Christmas beard.







:capitalism:

















no thanks

if i want some hairy balls on my chin i'll do it the old fashioned way

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Trig Discipline posted:

no thanks

if i want some hairy balls on my chin i'll do it the old fashioned way

call me :wink:

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Memento posted:

With a little work this could be an excellent example of the Berryman Logical Image Technique

Yay for the reference! Which reminds me, there's one type of simple optical illusion that makes me ill:



I don't know if it's just me, but it makes me instantly dizzy and uncomfortable. I just cannot bear to look at it, it short-circuits something in my brain's facial recognition center or something and everything goes blurry. I wonder if you could use it as a test for prosopagnosia, like the Thatcher effect.

lol I used to use that pic as a basilisk while playing TF2. I'd spray it on a wall and wait for people to come around the corner and see it, then jump out and set them on fire while they were doing a double-take.

On an unrelated note, the 2007 attack on Glasgow Airport led to my favorite terrorism-related news headline:



It is illustrative of the nature of the Scots, and Glaswegians in particular, that when police arrived at the scene of the attack they had to rescue the terrorists. In the article one of the witnesses says "We'll set about ye", a memorable quote that definitely belongs on a badass coat-of-arms.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Facebook Aunt posted:

Nearly December, boys, time to plan your traditional Christmas beard.

Beard people are just junior furries imo

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
In the same way that people with shaved heads are junior scalies, sure, sure, I'm with you

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Comptroll The Forums posted:

In the same way that people with shaved heads are junior scalies, sure, sure, I'm with you

What about a shaved head + beard combo?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Slime posted:

What about a shaved head + beard combo?

Yeah?

I can't be a scalie and a furry.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

spog posted:

$5 if you can guess the song

Baby Elephant Walk?

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Slime posted:

What about a shaved head + beard combo?

Bearded dragon

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

Shaddak posted:

Bearded dragon

:golfclap:

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Wendell posted:

If even that second guy can’t make it look good, I think beards are in trouble.

There we go, much better.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Slime posted:

What about a shaved head + beard combo?

Furry in the streets, scalie in the streets

or


Shaddak posted:

Bearded dragon

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

These have been some of the best free-form humour on twitter recently.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

TontoCorazon posted:

I can't be a scalie and a furry.



Edit: Censored to make it sfw

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 05:48 on Nov 24, 2017

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




:stonk:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I can safely say the terrifying luck dragon is not the thing I notice the most in that possibly :nws: photo.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The MSJ posted:

I can safely say the terrifying luck dragon is not the thing I notice the most in that photo.

Oh yeah, might want to nws that image.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

I was at that party, I gotta be honest, I cried when she got drunk and dropped her stick pony in the pool.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

The MSJ posted:

I can safely say the terrifying luck dragon is not the thing I notice the most in that possibly :nws: photo.

They're called boobs Ed

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