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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
This is a good thread. :five:

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Jose posted:

I'm going to stick the camera in my rear end

Will it be filmed in 3D?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://twitter.com/GizmodoUK/status/933750528538013698

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I too support legitimizing violence against women, human trafficking, drug abuse and rape, as long as it's done by hip tech companies.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

immortal anime posted:

Why is morality so threatening to you all? This is not how we were meant to live.

Why is jerkin' it so threatening to you? I mean unless someone's aimin' for your eye or something. I think we can agree that's not cool.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

It's just a honeypot thread for people to talk about jackin' it and what they prefer to jack it to

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
the OP will NOT pay for your Uber this is a Warning.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

It's just a honeypot thread for people to talk about jackin' it and what they prefer to jack it to

That's right, ironically its purpose is to provide jack-off material to the OP. Well, I for one am not going to help get him off because masturbation is wrong in all cases, OP, so please fight it.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
So, they're opening a porn shop and the gimmick is there will be a livestream camera so everyone in the world can see you in a NY porn shop?

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

Why is fyad trying to start a gbs antifa(p) movement?

Because a broken clock is right at least some of the time

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
11 months later:

Internet PornHub site shuts down to to debt accrued from trying to open a brick and mortar porn shop in NYC

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax

Jose posted:

I'm going to stick the camera in my rear end

Please, as a new moderator of GBS show some class. I get it that you're a pornshill, but could you be less obvious about it? On the offhand that you're actually just a lamb lost from the path, DM me on twitter and I will show you where to get started with NoFap. We need strong leaders with morals in GBS more than ever.

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax

The Cubelodyte posted:

Why is jerkin' it so threatening to you? I mean unless someone's aimin' for your eye or something. I think we can agree that's not cool.

You nailed it right in your post - "someone aiming for your eye." Porn encourages rape. Soon there will be a loaded pistol cocked and ready to fire at not on your face and my face, but our children's faces, and our children's children's faces (that is if they're not the ones doing the shooting.)

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax

Creamed Cormp posted:

I too support legitimizing violence against women, human trafficking, drug abuse and rape, as long as it's done by hip tech companies.

Well said.

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax

COMRADES posted:

So, they're opening a porn shop and the gimmick is there will be a livestream camera so everyone in the world can see you in a NY porn shop?

Pornography is unfortunately something that people are way too comfortable about nowadays. No one is ashamed to admit that they're hosed up perverts with an uncontrollable addiction that will never be filled. Porn websites are successfully selling t-shirts with their labels on them. As backwards as it is, there is no longer any shame felt by these porn watchers. I don't think the livestream camera will detour visitors but encourage them. That's why we've got to fight.

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Can you see everything on that site? Like, not just the top half?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Op are you the permabanned guy that was always posting about banging lowtax's old lady

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I don’t need to leave my couch to make homegrown

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Op are you the permabanned guy that was always posting about banging lowtax's old lady

And the same dude who got normal banned previously for bootleg sa merchandise

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Op are you the permabanned guy that was always posting about banging lowtax's old lady

He thinks he's a puppetmaster yet believes in what literal psychotic serial rapists tell him about his innocence

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Buccaneer posted:

Its my birthday today

Happy birthday!

I brought you a gift, it's in my rear end.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





EorayMel posted:

And the same dude who got normal banned previously for bootleg sa merchandise

I never heard about this. What a shitstain.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





504 posted:

Happy birthday!

I brought you a gift, it's in my rear end.

How would someone get a gift out of your rear end? A long probe of some sort?

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


im going to read the entire who is john galt speech on the pornhub camera. who is with me???

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
This is going to turn into that Shia lebouf livestream all over again

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

if i had to stop viewing porn forever i could jerk for the rest of my life just based on what's in my spankbank *points to noggin*. therefore it's not an addiction AND I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT.

Buccaneer
Jun 24, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

504 posted:

Happy birthday!

I brought you a gift, it's in my rear end.

Thank you I hope its a ps vr

Buccaneer
Jun 24, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Pawn 17 posted:

How would someone get a gift out of your rear end? A long probe of some sort?

Please dont give the mods any ideas

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
You, a supposedly "smart person": I can watch this degrading pornography because I consciously know the difference between fantasy and reality.

Me, an actually smart person: By the time I consciously react to what I'm seeing, I have already been affected by it neurologically and my penis has become engorged with blood into a state of semi-tumescence. When I later disavow the degrading elements of what excited me, far from rejecting the degradation, I am placing it in a hidden, and thus, privileged place in my psyche from which it can control me while I pretend it does not exist. This is how ideology functions.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
We can teach the masses about cummunism through the magic of pornography! Let me get the best imitation Marx beard my funds can buy, and we shall seize the means of reproduction, repeatedly and with force!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Please censor p*rn if you must post that word. Thanks and God Bless.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


cda posted:

You, a supposedly "smart person": I can watch this degrading pornography because I consciously know the difference between fantasy and reality.

Me, an actually smart person: By the time I consciously react to what I'm seeing, I have already been affected by it neurologically and my penis has become engorged with blood into a state of semi-tumescence. When I later disavow the degrading elements of what excited me, far from rejecting the degradation, I am placing it in a hidden, and thus, privileged place in my psyche from which it can control me while I pretend it does not exist. This is how ideology functions.

Idk what tumescence means or even if it's a real word but I like it

Xbox Ambassador
Dec 23, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT BEING THE BIGGEST CRYBABY ON THE FORUMS
Porn contributes to men becoming NuMales and discourages getting married and actually having sex. You need to own up to your addictions and realize when you jack off you are losing testosterone and avoiding actually having to become a man. It’s pathetic.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
What is a man?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
asianstreetmeat.com

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
lol if you don’t have dozens of videos of aggressive anal on tumblr already

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You go 4 days without pooping I say so.

Lol noob I can do 2 weeks of nopoop easy, just bring me some P.F. Chang’s

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Name one thing better than masturbating.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Who What Now posted:

Name one thing better than masturbating.

TV

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suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

immortal anime posted:

Pornography is unfortunately something that people are way too comfortable about nowadays. No one is ashamed to admit that they're hosed up perverts with an uncontrollable addiction that will never be filled. Porn websites are successfully selling t-shirts with their labels on them. As backwards as it is, there is no longer any shame felt by these porn watchers. I don't think the livestream camera will detour visitors but encourage them. That's why we've got to fight.

hello to you too, commie ned flanders rereg :birddrugs:

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