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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

For those of us who don't read vampire fiction, what's the story behind this? Didn't find anything quickly googling it.

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Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Forums ranked by likelihood of seeing long ranting political posts:

1. Games
2. Games
3. Games
4. Every other forum

seems to check out

little munchkin posted:

Here's a handy cheat sheet for winning Guess The Thread:

Description of someone's hosed up childhood - It's a thread about a retro video game
A crazy rant about social justice/politics - It's a pyf thread about video games
A long post that starts out normal but gets more unhinged and racist as it goes on - It's a thread about an mmo video game
A post about video games - It's either a Cinema Discusso post or a thread about politics
An unpromted list of someone's sexual fetishes - This is a tricky one, it could be a thread about pretty much any video game

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I Was The Fury posted:

My ex's love language was loudly watching SVU without headphones while I was trying to sleep and sending nudes to people on Craigslist while I was at work.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Syd Midnight posted:

seems to check out

lol, accurate

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









extra stout posted:

I met a guy who's son got hit with an IUD in Iraq and he was hosed up for life, stay cautious

MurderBot posted:

be sure to thank him for his cervix god bless u

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Oh that is lovely.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


holy poo poo

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

I got yelled at for laughing in the library.

I'm the librarian :smith:

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I got yelled at for laughing in the library.

I'm the librarian :smith:

Sssch!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

I'M SORRY MISS FLETA!!!

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I'M SORRY MISS FLETA!!!

Post too loud :mad:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Sarcopenia posted:

Post too loud :mad:

You get a sticker for following the rules so well!

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

You get a sticker for following the rules so well!

I'm pleased.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

flakeloaf posted:

so the system where a total stranger can give instructions to the robot strapped to your dick is flawed because there's an xss exploit on the site that wait can we go back to the first part again

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Even though I played a part in this, I still think it stands on it's own for this thread:

Jose posted:

who do you want me to 6hr

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

holy gently caress lmao

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Newspaper Spider-Man is the best comics thread you're not reading:

Unkempt posted:

Panel 2 makes no sense unless she's wearing a massive strap-on.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Going against milk products is a direct attack on populations along genetic lines, and completely unacceptable.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









MikeCrotch posted:

2 things both SA's can agree on - being gay is great and only a combination of the rational science of Strasserism and brutal street violence can solve the crisis of degenerate western society

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Who What Now posted:

If your son shoots you then he'll become Santa. You have to shoot yourself, idiot.

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

From the video game legends and hoaxes thread:

ultrabay2000 posted:

I've been on another hondo kick recently which somehow lead me to this blog:

The story of TRAINING.bsp

I'm wondering if this is a fan fiction or what. Is TRAINING.bsp real?

e: welp

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

apropos to nothing posted:

in GOT stannis says something like "the good actuons of a man dont wipe away his sins, and the sins dont wipe away the good either" or something and i think thats true of all posterrs and especially the op. ya they posted some weird stuff and should he probated bu they also post fart apples a lot

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Friend posted:

From the video game legends and hoaxes thread:

I didn't know about this thread before, but this quote from the first page is amusing with the benefit of hindsight:

Magnificent Quiver posted:

Plus it's pretty unremarkable to predict that the Queen will die at the ripe old age of 88. Shocking.

I Love Loosies
Jan 4, 2013


About Bitcoins

Prav posted:

tiny poor brain: this scam is only useful for money launderers and criminals
big rich brain: this scam is useful for money launderers and criminals

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Regalingualius posted:

Flip the second panel and you’ve got a Loss.jpg.

Ague Proof posted:

You'd have to edit out the baby.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Who tha gently caress pulls down their pants ot piss off a bridge? I mean sure it feels good be you're going to piss in your pants there mate.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



so pissing your pants is alt-right? checks out

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Powaqoatse posted:

so pissing your pants is alt-right? checks out

Are you new to :feelsgood: because they co-opted something they couldn't understand and they're the ones looking like a fool with their pants on the ground

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
context: Crusader Kings 2 added China in the latest DLC, and is a realistic historical simulator

kingturnip posted:

I had a Jarl vassal who, by the time I sacrificed him in a Blot, had eaten every one of his 14 children.
I guess they were just too delicious to worry about things like 'succession'.

Jedit posted:

Did he have an Imperial marriage? You know how it is, an hour after you eat Chinese you feel hungry again.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

context: Crusader Kings 2 added China in the latest DLC, and is a realistic historical simulator

CK2 is one of my favorite games that I don't play very much.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

syscall girl posted:

Are you new to :feelsgood: because they co-opted something they couldn't understand and they're the ones looking like a fool with their pants on the ground

a funny quote

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

syscall girl posted:

Are you new to :feelsgood: because they co-opted something they couldn't understand and they're the ones looking like a fool with their pants on the ground

Why did they co-opt that particular image, by the by?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

it was a generically popular meme on 4chan for years and 4chan's /pol board has been a central structure in the formation of the alt-right. I assume they just co-opted a symbol they were already used to seeing and using in their political discourse.

the :frogout: frog is a far better meme anyway

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'd rather look at gigabytes of furry pics or erotic Sonic fanart than any of those loving self-absorbed, cracker-rear end, 1st-world-shithead Thanksgiving videos.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

it was a generically popular meme on 4chan for years and 4chan's /pol board has been a central structure in the formation of the alt-right. I assume they just co-opted a symbol they were already used to seeing and using in their political discourse.

the :frogout: frog is a far better meme anyway

:sonia:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



syscall girl posted:

Are you new to :feelsgood: because they co-opted something they couldn't understand and they're the ones looking like a fool with their pants on the ground

no i just made a bad joke

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Powaqoatse posted:

no i just made a bad joke

ah, sorry

here's the original offender



let's make this about racism

-an idiot

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

syscall girl posted:

ah, sorry

here's the original offender



let's make this about racism

-an idiot

the toilet isfeminism

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

the pants isfeminism

ftfy

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