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Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

He wrote the Fate/Zero light novels and the anime based on them.

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hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

the anime is coming from inside the thread

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

hexwren posted:

the anime is coming from inside the thread

It's almost like people who enjoy laughing at bad anime also unironically like good anime :aaaaa:

Fate/stay night is metal as gently caress and a super fun read, and I would legit recommend it if you can put up with the weird and bad sex scenes. like, sure it has female genitalia being compared to sea creatures, but it's also the only place you're ever gonna see big-titty King Arthur have a DBZ fight with Gilgamesh (as in The Epic of)

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

hexwren posted:

the anime is coming from inside the thread

Shhh, let the uguu flow through you, and in doing so become stronger.

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

It's almost like people who enjoy laughing at bad anime also unironically like good anime :aaaaa:

If we did, we'd be talking about Black Lagoon or Fist of the North Star more :colbert:
God, what I'd do to see that FotNS musou game on Steam... hopefully that game by the Yakuza guys gets on PC.

CommissarMega fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Nov 25, 2017

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Both FotNS Musou games belong in this thread

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

Is one of those that game where every single character seems to have an infinite combo, so it's strangely balanced?

Somehow I keep catching streams of tournaments for whatever that game is, being played by chain-smoking late 30s japanese guys.

Oh I'm thinking of a fighting game, so probably not.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Yeah, that's the utterly loving broken ArcSys fighting game, they usually do better.
I was talking about the two Dynasty Warriors style ones that Koei made that were bad even if you otherwise like those sort of games. While the first one has its moments, the second one is utterly awful.

ThisIsNoZaku
Apr 22, 2013

Pew Pew Pew!

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

It's almost like people who enjoy laughing at bad anime also unironically like good anime :aaaaa:

Fate/stay night is metal as gently caress and a super fun read, and I would legit recommend it if you can put up with the weird and bad sex scenes. like, sure it has female genitalia being compared to sea creatures, but it's also the only place you're ever gonna see big-titty King Arthur have a DBZ fight with Gilgamesh (as in The Epic of)

There was a de-pornified rerelease.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

ThisIsNoZaku posted:

There was a de-pornified rerelease.

the de-pornified versions of the scenes are still weird and bad though, is the thing. like they took the weirdest possible approach and instead of just, like, fading to black and skipping to when they're done loving, rewrote the scenes entirely so that nobody fucks anymore and sex no longer exists in the fate universe.

this is fine for the Fate and Unlimited Blade Works routes. the mana transfer dragon is goofy as gently caress and probably the most blatant "THERE WAS A SEX SCENE HERE" of all time, but the sex stuff in those routes is so minor and easily ignored to begin with that it's not a huge deal.

it becomes something of a problem with Heaven's Feel, because... I don't know if you've read the uncensored version of that route but holy gently caress I do not envy whoever had to censor that because not only do the protag and love interest gently caress a lot but there's a lot of really gross borderline-:nms: body horror in there that, to my understanding, the censored version somehow replaces with (of all things) vampires

ThisIsNoZaku
Apr 22, 2013

Pew Pew Pew!

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

the de-pornified versions of the scenes are still weird and bad though, is the thing. like they took the weirdest possible approach and instead of just, like, fading to black and skipping to when they're done loving, rewrote the scenes entirely so that nobody fucks anymore and sex no longer exists in the fate universe.

this is fine for the Fate and Unlimited Blade Works routes. the mana transfer dragon is goofy as gently caress and probably the most blatant "THERE WAS A SEX SCENE HERE" of all time, but the sex stuff in those routes is so minor and easily ignored to begin with that it's not a huge deal.

it becomes something of a problem with Heaven's Feel, because... I don't know if you've read the uncensored version of that route but holy gently caress I do not envy whoever had to censor that because not only do the protag and love interest gently caress a lot but there's a lot of really gross borderline-:nms: body horror in there that, to my understanding, the censored version somehow replaces with (of all things) vampires

Everything I know about it is from some of the series/OVAs and second hand.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

big-titty King Arthur

False, she does not have big titties!

Not that Arthur, anyway.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I think he just meant that the original King Arthur's were probably smaller

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Really Pants posted:

I think he just meant that the original King Arthur's were probably smaller

yeah "king arthur but not a guy" reads a little clunkier

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Remember those desktop strippers?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/752050/Virtual_Reality_Girls/

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008


Experience the bottom of the uncanny valley in glorious VR. :barf:

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~



il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

Less than an hour played? That's the most hosed up thing in this thread.

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/750210/Last_Anime_boy_Saving_loli/



Terrible Awful Games on Steam Megathread: the lolis look horrible

Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?
Reading this thread really is enhanced by running a mild fever.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

The explicit purpose of this article is to highlight the unethical, anti-consumer and illegal practices of developer/publisher SakuraGame, responsible for selling cheap adult-oriented games on Steam.

The website is :nws: but the content is well-researched.

quote:

In light of the information uncovered, LewdGamer will cease all coverage of SakuraGame published and developed titles. Despite the attractive low price and even more alluring return policy set on SakuraGame’s released titles, we urge any potential buyers to stay away from their low-quality efforts of what could actually be decently-made products underneath the mismanaged translation. We also urge any developer to carefully consider any partnerships with the company, given how they treat the games under their publishing branch.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
i'm reading investigative journalism about bad games on steam on a literal anime porn site

2017 is the weirdest loving year

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

i'm reading investigative journalism about bad games on steam on a literal anime porn site

2017 is the weirdest loving year

I feel the same way. The way I see it, we might as well bask in the strangeness in a year where a porn site does investigative journalism, and the NYT sucks up to Nazis.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

i'm reading investigative journalism about bad games on steam on a literal anime porn site

2017 is the weirdest loving year

Well, I'll be gosh darned.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
"How bad could this site be?"

*first image on the home page is a urinating cartoon*

:yikes:

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


LORD OF BOOTY posted:

i'm reading investigative journalism about bad games on steam on a literal anime porn site

2017 is the weirdest loving year

If anyone asks me how bad Steam is I can just quote this post.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

"How bad could this site be?"

*first image on the home page is a urinating cartoon*

:yikes:

I admit, I actually laughed at the game's name :smithicide:

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!

Lyrai posted:

Visual Novel effort phone post:

There's a phone game out where you can summon Thomas Edison as a giant muscletiger, and honestly one of the most amusing things to do is just slam in "(historical figure) fate servant" into Google and see what they came up with, but again. Lots of anime to get past. And a loving lot of words, last I checked, Fate/Stay Night held some kind of word count record.

Yeah, there's a reason "VN word vomit" became part of my personal terminology. :words:

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound
I'm using this thread to fill out the Steam Awards, and I encourage everyone here to do likewise.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

quote:

Hey everyone, look. The creators of The Beginner’s Guide have made a new game. I wonder what emotional masterpiece they’ve made this time? Let’s go take a lo– oh. It’s an RPGMaker game about Keanu Reeves indiscriminately stabbing people. Well, you know, maybe there’s a hidden message. A deep satire on the state of the videogames industry. A worthy soliloquy hidden in the dialogue. Perhaps there’s some understanding of the human condition to be gleaned from…

No. No, it’s just a rando JRPG about Keanu Reeves dealing drugs to children.

- why are you covering this RPS

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle

Clearin' history.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

"How bad could this site be?"

*first image on the home page is a urinating cartoon*

:yikes:

just adblock the sidebar poo poo like I did (right click -> block element) and the site becomes 100% more readable

it's a legit interesting article

Sit on my Jace
Sep 9, 2016

My favorite SakuraGame story is that one of their games crashes partway through because they machine translated the entire source code and variable names were translated different ways in different places.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

what



what

quote:

🔸 protect the beach babes from overheating
🔸 discover the hidden high school booby base
🔸 take a cooling break in a beach resort
🔸 refresh more booby babes than you could even dream of
🔸 find new cool milk-blaster and many new locations that desperately need your protection
🔸 But most importantly: MILK THEM ALL!

what

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Nov 29, 2017

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry



These girls are not really good at handling milk

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Fart of Presto posted:



These girls are not really good at handling milk

"i have a drinking problem"

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Steam Direct just made things worse eh

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Improbable Lobster posted:

Steam Direct just made things worse eh

Pretty much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0GPmRCTOO8

lets hang out
Jan 10, 2015

how is it any different aside from valve making a cool hundo for every bad game they rubber stamp through

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

lets hang out posted:

how is it any different aside from valve making a cool hundo for every bad game they rubber stamp through

That's the main difference. Dropping $100 is easier than paying vote bots to upvote your poo poo on greenlight. Instead of having a relatively paper thin barrier for entry, valve constructed what seems like a wall for entry but is really just some yellow caution tape.

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Glad to see that getting exactly what he wanted isn't going to stop the fat fake Nazi from raking in those sweet sweet outrage clicks on YouTube.

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