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Bitey Bunny posted:There's another Japanese omelette thing in a video that's making the rounds on Facebook. It literally looks like a wound filled with pus leaking all over rice and the video commentary keeps drumming it up as "yummy" and "perfection". I think it's by the same people who made this video. I'm sure it probably tastes awesome but the presentation... Yes, with the period.
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Draw me like one of your French bread pizzas.
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Yawgmoth posted:I imagine the sound it makes would be spelled "plorp." you can have terrifyingly abstract onomatopoeia in japanese https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_sound_symbolism
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I FIGURED IT OUT! EVERYTHING IS PIZZA!
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Iron Crowned posted:I FIGURED IT OUT! EVERYTHING IS PIZZA! Avatar post combo
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Bitey Bunny posted:There's another Japanese omelette thing in a video that's making the rounds on Facebook. It literally looks like a wound filled with pus leaking all over rice and the video commentary keeps drumming it up as "yummy" and "perfection". I think it's by the same people who made this video. I'm sure it probably tastes awesome but the presentation... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu5zGHjRaMo&t=145s
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Nov 29, 2017 17:42
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Oh shiiiit. The saucing seriously levels up the AFP. It's as if the chef decided that to look like a pussy abscess wasn't humiliation enough for those eggs, and thus dumped the juice from the bottom of a package of raw ground beef on top, just to make sure that they knew their place.
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CommonShore posted:Oh shiiiit. The saucing seriously levels up the AFP. It's as if the chef decided that to look like a pussy abscess wasn't humiliation enough for those eggs, and thus dumped the juice from the bottom of a package of raw ground beef on top, just to make sure that they knew their place. what the gently caress is wrong with you people
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Alaois posted:what the gently caress is wrong with you people the abyss stares also into you et c
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Nov 29, 2017 18:33
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It may look AFP, but drat if the making of it isn't levels of skill I wish I had: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYsWB8laaJM
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Nov 29, 2017 18:53
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Elizabethan Error posted:the abscess stares also into you et c
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tribbledirigible posted:It may look AFP, but drat if the making of it isn't levels of skill I wish I had: I still can’t do the handle bumping part well 
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Nov 29, 2017 20:01
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I'm the theme song from "Laverne and Shirley" playing in the background
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tribbledirigible posted:It may look AFP, but drat if the making of it isn't levels of skill I wish I had: Sans chopsticks this is the exact same way Julia Child taught how to make omelets. edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMtxN2wfLR8 I was wrong, she uses chopsticks too. mds2 has a new favorite as of 21:32 on Nov 29, 2017 |
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Nov 29, 2017 21:30
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Ok neat
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Nov 29, 2017 23:26
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Yer a chutney, Harry!
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AlbieQuirky posted:Yer a chutney, Harry!
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Nov 30, 2017 00:39
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When everyone is pizza no one will be.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Yer a chutney, Harry! New thread title immediately.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Ok neat Not enough spam, fails the Hawaiian test.
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hello thread. do you like burgers? do you look at a burger and think "dam dat is some t h i c c boi that i wanna put my teeth around and make smacking noises but here is the problem - the problem is it isn't a swampy rear end and the rear end in question is the whole burg and the abovementioned swamp is yellow cheese-like product"? b/c good news     h e l l y e ah
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Nov 30, 2017 08:19
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If the bun ends up soggy I would rather die in a gutter.
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Nov 30, 2017 08:46
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I'd eat it honestly as long as I had a knife+fork. If the buns are toasted it might be kind of like a burger benedict.
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Picnic Princess posted:If the bun ends up soggy I would rather die in a gutter. You eat it with a knife and fork, like a wet burrito
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Picnic Princess posted:If the bun ends up soggy I would rather die in a gutter. Can't wait for the satisfying SQULCH of that first bite of my puddle burger! Grab a spoon 
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Ziv Zulander posted:You eat it with a knife and fork, like a wet burrito Oh, I grok, but that whole silverware thing seems rather antithetical to the whole burgin' ideal, IMO.
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In Korea it's expected to eat a burg with knife and fork, leading to hilarious exchanges like "hey your burgers are good but they're so sloppy, maybe fewer ingredients would be better" and replied to with "please understand Koreans use a knife and a fork and you must respect our food culture".
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The Saddest Rhino posted:
I... might. I feel like that dude's whole teeth/jaw situation is about to come shooting out of his mouth all xenomorph-style.
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Nov 30, 2017 13:21
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I got a pulled pork sandwich yesterday that tasted very good but was so soggy I ended up having to eat it with a fork out of the wrapper. I feel like knife and fork from a plate would still be the better option in a direct comparison.
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Nov 30, 2017 13:24
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Laser etched bread, augmented reality wine and a goddamned tattooed turkey  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbDgPeU7kUQ
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Nov 30, 2017 13:43
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My Lovely Horse posted:I got a pulled pork sandwich yesterday that tasted very good but was so soggy I ended up having to eat it with a fork out of the wrapper. I feel like knife and fork from a plate would still be the better option in a direct comparison. I'm pretty sure the non-meat components of any barbecue sandwich are to be regarded as vestigial.
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Nov 30, 2017 14:37
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Certainly the bun's texture integrated itself into the meat/sauce mix in record time leaving hardly a trace!
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Nov 30, 2017 14:39
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I use a knife and fork to eat burgers. Otherwise my hands, and by extension my phone, would end up greasy. What I'm saying is please give me the saucy burger.
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Nov 30, 2017 14:42
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Mymla posted:I use a knife and fork to eat burgers. Otherwise my hands, and by extension my phone, would end up greasy. Are you one of those people who is constantly loving with their phone when they go out for dinner with people? Anyway I think the tattooed turkey is by far the dumbest thing I've seen ITT (aside from my posts). Just...why?
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Nov 30, 2017 15:40
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I could clarify that the turkey is actually tattooed with a machine with needles and ink before it goes in the oven.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Are you one of those people who is constantly loving with their phone when they go out for dinner with people? Just lol if you think he is ever anything but alone while he eats giant greasy burgers with a fork and knife
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Nov 30, 2017 15:47
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lmao if you've never eaten a burger that was completely immersed in a bowl of chili
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The only burger I ever had to resort to a knife and fork was one where each bun half was a grilled cheese sandwich and had a bunch of giant onion rings and stuff on top of it. I tried fitting it in my mouth the normal way but i couldn't and it just made all the toppings fall out the back. 2/10 on burger construction but it was a pretty good burger taste-wise and will make you feel like you don't have to eat for a day or two.
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