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Who will be your champions come Sunday Morning?
This poll is closed.
Bisping/Garbrandt/Jdrzejczyk 51 29.82%
Bisping/Garbrandt/Namajunas 8 4.68%
Bisping/Dillishaw/Jdrzejczyk 16 9.36%
Bisping/Dillishaw/Namajunas 3 1.75%
St. Pierre/Dillishaw/Namajunas 12 7.02%
St. Pierre/Garbrandt/Jdrzejczyk 62 36.26%
St. Pierre/Garbrandt/Namajunas 6 3.51%
St. Pierre/Dillishaw/Jdrzejczyk 13 7.60%
Total: 171 votes
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Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Work Friend Keven posted:

Someone literally got decapitated 2 days ago lol. Also Kodiak Jacks is now "KJs".

My personal favorite place to get stabbed is the Midnite Mine

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
If even like half of this is true though drat I feel really bad for Dee. Also this Kinahan gang doesn't seem like some small time gang, they seem to be an International arms cartel.

Le Saboteur fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Nov 30, 2017

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
I think midnight mine has actually not been bad since they banned military

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Dr. Abysmal posted:

At least we've graduated from screenshots of Irish people texting each other in-accent to a reporter saying that Conor is definitely going to be shot to death

Texts that are like "On me tuffest bloke, the lad's gone goosed his nut on the powder" are actually the best, and we've actually regressed.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Work Friend Keven posted:

Statistically watching a batman movie has a higher mortality rate than angering the irish mob.

Ahahaha

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Le Saboteur posted:

If even like half of this is true though drat I feel really bad for Dee. Also this Kinahan gang doesn't seem like some small time gang, they seem to be an International arms cartel.

They have presence in
1) Ireland
2) lovely towns in Spain with a lot of Irish people

No doubt they’re a violent gang and they might well actually murder a big celebrity, but I really doubt they’d murder him outside Ireland.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
This is actually a blessing in disguise and Conor will be forced to permanently move to Las Vegas, where there won't be any drugs or women to impede his fighting career.

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll
Worked out for Dana

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I just wish there was some way to know for certain whether this Conor McGregor story was true.

"Dana White posted:

I don't think it's true

Well poo poo, that's it 100% confirmed as true I guess.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
Dana knows a lot about problems with the irish mob

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Bundt Cake posted:

Dana knows a lot about problems with the irish mob

I had completely forgotten this chapter of the UFC saga

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Bundt Cake posted:

Dana knows a lot about problems with the irish mob

fuckin' :lol:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



The UFC might not exist today but for Whitey Bulger running Dana White and his boxercise business out of Boston.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Mr. Nice! posted:

The UFC might not exist today but for Whitey Bulger running Dana White and his boxercise business out of Boston.

Why be afraid of some local mobster

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Lid posted:

Why be afraid of some local mobster

he was, that's why he left boston. keep up

Down Right Fierce
Jan 30, 2011
Nothing will happen and Conor will corner Artem Lobov vs Curpy Grumbo at Fight Night Tupelo.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
The guy alluded to the whitey bugler thing when he asked Dana about Conor

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Work Friend Keven posted:

I feel that if you think conor mcgregor will never fight again because he angered a meth salesman in Ireland, a cartoonish armpit of the earth, that you may be a fabulist.

agreed

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Shane Carwin officially retired via reddit

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Lid posted:

Shane Carwin officially retired via reddit

Good to hear that the 45 year old cripple who hasn’t fought since 2011 is retired

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

not with the armpit part though .. irish people are kind + funny on the whole :-]

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Much like, Armpit hair.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
not only is he not gonna fight again but hes as good as dead

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
drat, whoever would have thought that a guy who became a bajillionaire superstar in his 20s would turn to be really loving stupid.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
(Carefully reading all the posts & synthesizing them into an opinion) Everyone more successful than me is stupid or immoral.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I, a career IT help desk employee with severe asthma and no knee cartilage, know much better how the UFC shoulda book its fighters than any employee or fighter with the company does. I also believe the current DC Cinematic Universe is some fairly epic fail.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

El Roncho posted:

I like the idea of him siring an entire generation of fighters in a Genghis Khan like fashion.

In the future the R1b haplogroup will be the McG haplogroup.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Work Friend Keven posted:

(Carefully reading all the posts & synthesizing them into an opinion) Everyone more successful than me is stupid or immoral.

lmao

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

How can a person have ALL the money and still run afoul of drug dealers?

I guess walk around like a little bantam rooster or something.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


turns out that people have more money than they can realistically rationalise have skewed perspectives what it's actually worth and how to spend it wisely.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Captain Log posted:

How can a person have ALL the money and still run afoul of drug dealers?

I guess walk around like a little bantam rooster or something.

He loves drugs

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Josuke Higashikata posted:

turns out that people have more money than they can realistically rationalise have skewed perspectives what it's actually worth and how to spend it wisely.

Lol what

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
If I were a multimillionaire I would still see through the bull poo poo. The saver menu: the mcdouble is the cheapest, most nutritious food in human history. Buying a broken lap top on eBay. Why betray these ideals. So sad to think that these sports men and women could have been saved if only they'd read the dictionary as a child.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Triticum Guzzler posted:

If I were a multimillionaire I would still see through the bull poo poo. The saver menu: the mcdouble is the cheapest, most nutritious food in human history.


The story goes that Buffet offered to pay, then pulled out coupons.

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
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Hmm Conor needs to hide eh? He should get a place in Morocco. He can remember his glory days by paying someone to do a mural of mutated version of himself making weight for a random fight.

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon


The last few pages of this thread have been spectacular. Thanks guys.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

I hope Conor completely renounces his Irish citizenship, picks up an American accent, and renames himself Chris Mack to avoid death by Irish gang.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Mick Diaz*

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bb5IlFjlNN3/

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



To knock out Arlovski does certainly suggest world-record punching power.

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