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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Paladinus posted:

Anime is bad.

# ? Dec 2, 2017 22:46

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:01

Disillusionist: Sep 19, 2007

Phlegmish posted:

Simpsons shitposts are great, but they're also extremely dependent on being familiar with the source material. All of these episodes are burned into our generation's brains. If you were born after 1995 or so and you don't give a poo poo about the Simpsons, they're not going to do anything for you.

I'm 28, never watched the Simpsons but the shitposts are hilarious and over time I am starting to get the "lore" behind them.

# ? Dec 2, 2017 22:52

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Mammal Sauce posted:

Gonna have to reject that statement.

Why is Santa wearing headphones and doing shots?

# ? Dec 2, 2017 23:02

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

beato posted:

Why is Santa wearing headphones and doing shots?

He just learned that he has to visit the White House, that's why he's drinking poison.

# ? Dec 2, 2017 23:28

om nom nom: Jul 23, 2011; om nom nom nom nom nom nom; Grimey Drawer

Android Apocalypse posted:

Incredible

# ? Dec 2, 2017 23:49

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

soylon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WajVbJ9TBRU

# ? Dec 2, 2017 23:52

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

# ? Dec 3, 2017 01:51

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Aku is dead.

# ? Dec 3, 2017 01:53

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Paladinus posted:

Aku is dead.

So is Unkka T. Kumiankka, now.

# ? Dec 3, 2017 02:04

Steve Holt!: Aug 28, 2006; STEVE HOLT!; College Slice

Powder that makes you say "Slobodan Praljak is not a war criminal, I reject your judgment with contempt".

# ? Dec 3, 2017 02:13

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Out of context porn screenshot memes are awesome. More!

# ? Dec 3, 2017 02:23

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

# ? Dec 3, 2017 02:40

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Kheldarn posted:

# ? Dec 3, 2017 02:48

Warbird: May 23, 2012; America's Favorite Dumbass

What kind of turbo dweeb is down on their gf playing AoE?

# ? Dec 3, 2017 03:17

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Warbird posted:

What kind of turbo dweeb is down on their gf playing AoE?

I don't think you need to buy a gaming PC for it.

# ? Dec 3, 2017 03:29

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Memento posted:

# ? Dec 3, 2017 04:13

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Out of context porn screenshot memes are awesome. More!

Have fun

Not explicit but still NSFW, obviously

# ? Dec 3, 2017 04:36

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I'm the shaman of changing people's pants.

# ? Dec 3, 2017 09:08

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

# ? Dec 3, 2017 13:13

cnut: May 3, 2016

# ? Dec 3, 2017 13:57

Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

ewww you sit to poop? what the hell is wrong with you

# ? Dec 3, 2017 15:03

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

I wept because I could not poop until I met a man with

hang on

wait

# ? Dec 3, 2017 15:04

Poppyseed Poundcake: Feb 23, 2007

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hhhat: Apr 29, 2008

Android Apocalypse posted:

i actually laughed in real life

thanks friend

# ? Dec 3, 2017 15:16

cnut: May 3, 2016

Comptroll The Forums posted:

ewww you sit to poop? what the hell is wrong with you

I'm unable to stand and I'm a little sensitive about it, alright?!?!?!

# ? Dec 3, 2017 17:41

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

Kheldarn posted:

lmao

# ? Dec 3, 2017 17:44

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

# ? Dec 3, 2017 20:14

cnut: May 3, 2016

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Comptroll The Forums posted:

ewww you sit to poop? what the hell is wrong with you

Sup, Arnie Kneecamp

# ? Dec 3, 2017 20:56

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

PittTheElder posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC3kJya-p4U

This reminds me of an extremely upsetting trip I had once.

# ? Dec 3, 2017 21:18

Caufman: May 7, 2007

cnut posted:

The poop appears to be launched going horizontally, parallel to the ground.

I'm relieved as this is how I poop, too.

# ? Dec 3, 2017 21:22

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

Caufman posted:

The poop appears to be launched going horizontally, parallel to the ground.

I'm relieved as this is how I poop, too.

I believe the poop, as you call it, is representative of the seat upon which rests the buttocks of the four.

Edit: Unless I've been pooping wrong. That's a concerning thought.

# ? Dec 3, 2017 22:36

Caufman: May 7, 2007

Ah, excellent, because I also poop in front of the seat, and not sitting on it. I merely mime like I'm sitting on the toilet.

# ? Dec 3, 2017 22:48

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

My poop's velocity is usually so high that it starts orbiting Earth, so I find that to be accurate.

# ? Dec 3, 2017 23:07

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Phlegmish posted:

My poop's velocity is usually so high that it starts orbiting Earth

You can avoid that scenario by facing east when you poop. Launching westward means the rotation of the earth is working against it reaching orbital velocity, and your poop will remain suborbital for any expulsion force short of taco night.

# ? Dec 3, 2017 23:18