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Szurumbur posted:Persona 5 again: your teammates IMs/text messages are more often than not rather long, with proper grammar and sent instantly, often a few in rapid succession, which destroys the illusion of them being ,,real". Your own texts are terse two or three-word long, which look really impolite in comparison. which is weird because the texting in Catherine was really great the thing dragging down Catherine is that it has a really loving neat story and great characters and dialogue and I am absolutely shithouse at three-dimensional puzzles
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 11:01 |
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poptart_fairy posted:There were people in that thread calling others white supremacists because they aired complaints. Palpek had to step in and tell them to drop that poo poo. Internet discourse has been 'Top Ten Reasons You Won't Believe Why You Are Hitler Will Melt Your Heart' for years now so I can believe that some people are bandying it about but still.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 11:18 |
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Not really a thing dragging a game down, but my sister has bought my nephew a lovely Ben 10 switch game for his birthday when he's asked for Mario Odyssey. I've gotten him Mario Kart, but gently caress, I would have bought him Odyssey if I'd known...
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 11:25 |
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Mr. Flunchy posted:Not really a thing dragging a game down, but my sister has bought my nephew a lovely Ben 10 switch game for his birthday when he's asked for Mario Odyssey. Quick, before he finds himself enjoying it and turns into me But yeah, that sucks. No matter how young you are, the minute you become an Aunt/Uncle or Parent/Grandparent it's like all taste goes out of the window.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 12:07 |
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RareAcumen posted:Internet discourse has been 'Top Ten Reasons You Won't Believe Why You Are Hitler Will Melt Your Heart' for years now so I can believe that some people are bandying it about but still. Makes it no less dumb when people like Guy Mann lead the charge, especially when he goes ballistic over any negativity involving Borderlands. Pot kettle etc
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 13:57 |
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John Murdoch posted:Continuing with Watchdogs 1 I'm beginning to realize a huge flaw of the game,
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 14:06 |
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Terminally Bored posted:It's really funnny cause Guy Mann is actually a trump chud. He got found out in the trump lol thread two days ago. who could possibly be surprised by this
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 15:18 |
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Gonna need a link because holy moley, lol
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 15:22 |
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spit on my clit posted:oh boy we're really doing this. lets not. If it's of any consolation, ESO is by the Zenimax side not the Bethesda side IIRC.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 15:29 |
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Terminally Bored posted:It's really funnny cause Guy Mann is actually a trump chud. He got found out in the trump lol thread two days ago. I don't suppose you have a link handy for the people like me who aren't up to date on the dozens of thousand page megathreads that make up 70% of the front page of GBS on any given day?
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 15:30 |
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Jetamo posted:If it's of any consolation, ESO is by the Zenimax side not the Bethesda side IIRC. Yes, ESO is Zenimax Online, not Bethesda, although ZO really wants to pretend it’s the Bethesda side of the company. ESO actually isn’t a half-bad game and does some interesting technical stuff (IIRC it was the first MMO to do dynamic sharding), but it suffered from two problems that weren’t the game’s fault: management insisted on and published a release date without actually talking to the devs about whether that was feasible (according to the devs I’ve spoken to), and it happened to come out at the exact moment when everyone collectively got tired of MMORPGs.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 15:47 |
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spit on my clit posted:instead lets bitch about how bethesda keeps dragging down the elder scrolls series as a whole by focusing on releasing skyrim on every console from now until 2030, and their mmo that three people play, instead of focusing on a new entry to the series. ok, im probably being unfair to the mmo, im sure at least six people are playing it by now. By all accounts ESO came out the other side basically being the next Elder Scrolls game where you can gently caress around and do Elder Scrolls Stuff, all as a single player with minimal MMO bullshit getting involved. Sunswipe posted:It's poo poo? I got if free on Ubisoft's not-Steam service and uninstalled after a couple of hours. There's nothing about the game that's done well, let alone in an interesting way.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 15:47 |
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WD2 is much better because the protagonist isn't a complete poo poo, and the storyline's mostly light enough that it doesn't clash as badly with all the ridiculous other poo poo you can do.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 15:50 |
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poptart_fairy posted:Gonna need a link because holy moley, lol Jose posted:i looked at the thread ratings and lol every magaman has voted it 1 frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:Jose post the 1 votes Jose posted:1.0: spacetoaster EDIT: The best thing is that pretty much all of them had no idea unless they were following the thread closely. On topic again: every strategy or tactics or any menu heavy game every should have the UI scaling option because gently caress reading anything at 12 font on a 1440p monitor. I'm looking at you Invisible Inc. Terminally Bored has a new favorite as of 16:21 on Dec 3, 2017 |
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poptart_fairy posted:WD2 is much better because the protagonist isn't a complete poo poo, and the storyline's mostly light enough that it doesn't clash as badly with all the ridiculous other poo poo you can do. I'm a complete poo poo and everyone loves my storyline
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poptart_fairy posted:WD2 is much better because the protagonist isn't a complete poo poo, and the storyline's mostly light enough that it doesn't clash as badly with all the ridiculous other poo poo you can do. Yeah, I'll fully admit that WD1 is wildly uneven and surely had to be a mess behind the scenes to end up as it did. I have to wonder if the reason there's so much superfluous poo poo in the game is because Ubisoft's 600 satellite studios were left spinning their wheels during rough patches, so hey, have a bunch of minigames. Still have a soft spot for it tho.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 15:59 |
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John Murdoch posted:Yeah, I'll fully admit that WD1 is wildly uneven and surely had to be a mess behind the scenes to end up as it did. I have to wonder if the reason there's so much superfluous poo poo in the game is because Ubisoft's 600 satellite studios were left spinning their wheels during rough patches, so hey, have a bunch of minigames. Still have a soft spot for it tho. Apparently it underwent a ton of rewrites - I only know of the most obvious stuff though, such as your wife becoming your sister, and your son turning into your nephew, etc. Even then I'm not sure if this is true or just internet whispers.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 16:01 |
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poptart_fairy posted:your wife becoming your sister, and your son turning into your nephew See, nowadays that would be expensive DLC
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Terminally Bored posted:On topic again: every strategy or tactics or any menu heavy game every should have the UI scaling option because gently caress reading anything at 12 font on a 1440p monitor. I'm looking at you Invisible Inc. This is all games.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 16:13 |
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poptart_fairy posted:Apparently it underwent a ton of rewrites - I only know of the most obvious stuff though, such as your wife becoming your sister, and your son turning into your nephew, etc. Even then I'm not sure if this is true or just internet whispers. The funny thing is, on some level I think having them be siblings/extended family really does work better for what, well, what at least one of the writers was trying to do, at some point, in one of the drafts. I think the more obvious sign of how confused the script is is Jordi, who feels like he stepped out of a completely different game. In fact the entire "fixer" concept is just a big pile of ???? for how much it intersects with but never actually affects the plot (maybe that changes in the back half of the game though).
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 16:16 |
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Guy Mann posted:I don't suppose you have a link handy for the people like me who aren't up to date on the dozens of thousand page megathreads that make up 70% of the front page of GBS on any given day? lol don’t pretend like you have a better way to spend your time
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 16:24 |
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John Murdoch posted:The funny thing is, on some level I think having them be siblings/extended family really does work better for what, well, what at least one of the writers was trying to do, at some point, in one of the drafts. I think the more obvious sign of how confused the script is is Jordi, who feels like he stepped out of a completely different game. In fact the entire "fixer" concept is just a big pile of ???? for how much it intersects with but never actually affects the plot (maybe that changes in the back half of the game though). Funnily enough Jordi's in WD2 and fits perfectly.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 16:25 |
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The game Tower Unite is built pretty heavily around the idea of building and decorating player areas using customization items that you buy with in-game currency, however the stores that sell the items are on a completely separate map from where you actually build your house. So any sort of building project inevitably winds up with you bouncing back and forth between loading screens running down to the store to pick up an office chair or a few dozen additional canvases when you inevitable run out during a project. It seems like having some kind of build menu a la The Sims wouldn't be very difficult from the backend and would be hugely convenient.Terminally Bored posted:EDIT: The best thing is that pretty much all of them had no idea unless they were following the thread closely. It's true. Much like the Xbox One, Mount Everest, Chinese people, Star Citizen, Doobie's Dog House, Lena Dunham, fat people, cops, Indian people, Ouya, and Bitcoin me thinking that a thread about spending years humorlessly obsessing over something you hate isn't entertaining is actually just because I secretly love the thing you're making fun of.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 17:55 |
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Mate, you're a hellthread re-reg with an encyclopaedic knowledge of the topic who jumps out the very second someone mentions gaming journalism or Borderlands.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 17:58 |
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Boy the level scaling in Borderlands is such garbage.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 18:17 |
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Samuringa posted:I swear I'm not trying to be condescending here, but there are a lot of posts about how BJ dies really easily in TNC and it kill the momentum of the game but...have you tried playing it on easy? Maybe that would make things smoother? It's also more how uneven the difficulty is and how the gimmick of having low health/high armor isn't great. I am probs going into easy later, when I lose patience. RareAcumen posted:Boy the level scaling in Borderlands is such garbage. The rest increased the last bit at the cost of everything else. Is there anything as pathetic as someone unfunny trying to hard?
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 18:24 |
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Oh, I didn't mean Borderlands as in the first game, I meant the series.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 18:26 |
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The only good Borderlands game is the Telltale one. Also the only good Halo games are ODST and Reach.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 18:34 |
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Guy Mann posted:It's true. Much like the Xbox One, Mount Everest, Chinese people, Star Citizen, Doobie's Dog House, Lena Dunham, fat people, cops, Indian people, Ouya, and Bitcoin me thinking that a thread about spending years humorlessly obsessing over something you hate isn't entertaining is actually just because I secretly love the thing you're making fun of. what thread do you think you're posting in
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 18:39 |
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tired: humorlessly hating that the president of the united states finds new ways to be an awful person on a daily basis wired: humorlessly hating new mario doesn't jump right or skyrim is shallow or whatever
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 18:42 |
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Veotax posted:The only good Borderlands game is the Telltale one. Almost scary how correct this is.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 18:52 |
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What drags gaming down are the obscene levels of additional DRM some are using. You got Steam, that's what people are comfortable with stop tagging on your own launcher and loving Denuvo with sixty billion EULA to agree to. Honestly I skip those kinds of game these days rather than rewarding that poo poo.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 19:08 |
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Morglon posted:What drags gaming down are the obscene levels of additional DRM some are using. You got Steam, that's what people are comfortable with stop tagging on your own launcher and loving Denuvo with sixty billion EULA to agree to. Honestly I skip those kinds of game these days rather than rewarding that poo poo. Denuvo's been long since beat too, it's just another dead in the water bloat DRM now.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 19:16 |
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Cythereal posted:X-Morph is a decently fun combo tower defense/twin stick shooter with the twist that you're playing as the aliens invading Earth and fending off huge waves of human tanks and planes and whatnot. However, after completing the game, I feel the game dropped the ball hard on bosses. Across fourteen levels, there were only four bosses - and one of them was reused in a later level as a pair of minibosses. The bosses that appear are pretty great: a skyscraper-sized spider tank in South Africa (and two later appear in Nigera), a gigantic ultraheavy tank that would make a Baneblade or Mammoth Tank feel inadequate in Germany, a gigantic ekranoplan flying fortress in Russia, and of course a giant battle mech in Japan. But... that's it. The Americans don't scrape together some lunatic superheavy, either in the New York or the Hawaii mission that would be just perfect for some colossal battleship or aircraft carrier. The Chinese don't. The British don't. And so on and so forth. My issue is turret placement around bomber paths. Most of the time the placement doesn't appear to be under the path, but it still registers as possibly being hit. So I move it over a few squares or whatever and shift the camera a bit but no, it still registers as likely to be hit. Made playing the Russia level with the boss an utter loving chore.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 19:16 |
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Guy Mann posted:It's true. Much like the Xbox One, Mount Everest, Chinese people, Star Citizen, Doobie's Dog House, Lena Dunham, fat people, cops, Indian people, Ouya, and Bitcoin me thinking that a thread about spending years humorlessly obsessing over something you hate isn't entertaining is actually just because I secretly love the thing you're making fun of. To be fair, being a smug contrarian that just endlessly posts “the things goons think are good are actually bad, and the things they think are bad are actually good, and everyone but me is a shitlord pissbaby (or whatever other incredibly lame catchphrase is currently in vogue in PYF) for thinking otherwise” is the only thing you’ve ever done across all of your accounts so it’s really only a matter of time before you notice that goons don’t like Trump and decide that he’s good. Veotax posted:The only good Borderlands game is the Telltale one. ODST is the only bad Halo. I will go to war over this.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 19:17 |
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I think the new version has yet to be cracked but yeah it was getting beaten on day 1 for a while there
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 19:20 |
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Guy Mann posted:It's true. Much like the Xbox One, Mount Everest, Chinese people, Star Citizen, Doobie's Dog House, Lena Dunham, fat people, cops, Indian people, Ouya, and Bitcoin me thinking that a thread about spending years humorlessly obsessing over something you hate isn't entertaining is actually just because I secretly love the thing you're making fun of. You wouldn’t know humor if it shoved its balls down your throat, you boring loving nincompoop.
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 19:43 |
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Wasn't there statistics about how DRM only really "needs" to stop the first couple days worth of piracy, or am I remembering wrong?
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 21:34 |
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poptart_fairy posted:Wasn't there statistics about how DRM only really "needs" to stop the first couple days worth of piracy, or am I remembering wrong? It's all spurious. Publishing companies usually run towards DRM to calm down board members who start whinging about potential revenue being lost rather then for its proven effectiveness in boosting revenue. A lot of DRM practices build on fundamental misunderstandings of both economics (that a consumer will consume something a price=0 does not mean that they would consume it at price=X), consumer behavior (customers are not rational and will for a myriad of reasons often pay for things even if they theoretically have the opportunity to avoid doing so) and just plain consumer research (not all consumer groups are capable of resorting to piracy).
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spit on my clit posted:oh boy we're really doing this. lets not. Considering the huge step backwards fallout 4 was I wouldn't be surprised if the next elder scrolls, if they ever get to making one, brought back individual pauldron slots.
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