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Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

the iPhone X doesn�t really feel like a thousand dollar phone ☎️

just lying on a table it�s a featureless slab honestly indistinguishable from any other android phone from last year

thinking about going back to the 8

# ? Dec 4, 2017 01:54

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:01

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

a featureless slab honestly indistinguishable from any other

dsyp!

# ? Dec 4, 2017 02:03

Jimmy Carter: Nov 3, 2005; THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE

Ocean State Job Lot mystically supported Apple Pay but not EMV the last time I went

# ? Dec 4, 2017 02:09

Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

i love my iphone x

# ? Dec 4, 2017 02:10

creationist believer: Feb 16, 2007; College Slice

apple pay got 100x better after chip+signature became ubiquitous in the us. let me stand here for 30 seconds with my card in the terminal waiting for it to make an error sound indicating the transaction was approved. or wave my phone for 2 seconds and walk away while the people in line behind me stand up and clap

# ? Dec 4, 2017 02:30

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

creationist believer posted:

or wave my phone for 2 seconds and walk away while the people in line behind me stand up and clap

they are clapping because they think u have a brain disease and making a purchase is a big accomplishment for you

# ? Dec 4, 2017 04:19

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

the iPhone X doesnt really feel like a thousand dollar phone ☎️

it's full of gimmicks that make it even less useful than the 8.

lol that u bought one

# ? Dec 4, 2017 04:21

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

apple pay works fine at the national grocery chains like amazon food hole and traitor joes. the weird regional grocery chains don't really count.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 04:21

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

i got an iphone x and the main thing i actually want back in it is a headphone jack.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 04:22

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

C.H.O.M.E posted:

apple pay works fine at the national grocery chains like amazon food hole and traitor joes. the weird regional grocery chains don't really count.

trader joes is the poorest excuse for a grocery store.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 04:22

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

akadajet posted:

trader joes is the poorest excuse for a grocery store.

yes it is all frozen and prepared food and plastic wrapped salad greens and plastic wrapped produce

that's why you go to the amazon food hole for all the fresh stuff. trader joes is good if you want a couple cheap dips for a party

# ? Dec 4, 2017 04:28

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

akadajet posted:

it's full of gimmicks that make it even less useful than the 8.

lol that u bought one

Honestly ? Yeah

Face ID might be really cool in like 3 versions but rn now it loving sucks compared to Touch ID

# ? Dec 4, 2017 04:34

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

C.H.O.M.E posted:

apple pay works fine at the national grocery chains like amazon food hole and traitor joes. the weird regional grocery chains don't really count.

HEB is the best drat grocery store goddamnit

# ? Dec 4, 2017 04:47

Beamed: Nov 26, 2010; Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.

C.H.O.M.E posted:

apple pay works fine at the national grocery chains like amazon food hole and traitor joes. the weird regional grocery chains don't really count.

"ugh i hate saving money" - forums poster chome

I'd think supporting the best grocery chains would be a valid use case

# ? Dec 4, 2017 04:59

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

infernal machines posted:

how do you not get this?

????

# ? Dec 4, 2017 05:25

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

# ? Dec 4, 2017 05:36

Doc Block: Apr 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

infernal machines posted:

how do you not get this?

they only just got ST:TNG in latvia. he must not've gotten to that episode yet.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 06:03

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

blugu64 posted:

HEB is the best drat grocery store goddamnit

HEB is good but i am not going to expect a regional privately held grocery chain that targets mostly toward low income areas to be super up to date with technology.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 06:04

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Doc Block posted:

they only just got ST:TNG in latvia. he must not've gotten to that episode yet.

i have not seen other star trek than the modern movies

# ? Dec 4, 2017 06:09

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

# ? Dec 4, 2017 06:10

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

cinci zoo sniper posted:

i have not seen other star trek than the modern movies

you're missing out bro, get some banana peanut ham curry pizza and binge tng, it is worth it

# ? Dec 4, 2017 06:13

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

cinci zoo sniper posted:

????

it means you're not a huge dork, don't sweat it

# ? Dec 4, 2017 06:13

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

????

the person in the emoticon you posted is literally the person Dixie Cretin Seaman's joke was referencing

i was just amazed that you didn't get the reference, but somehow managed to use a picture of riker to respond anyway

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

it means you're not a huge dork, don't sweat it

trust me, it's for the best

# ? Dec 4, 2017 06:15

Jon Pod Van Damm: Apr 6, 2009; THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

apple pay works fine and has almost universal adoption. why would they give up on the most successful phone payment system outside of africa/scandinavia?

iOS has over 50% market share in Sweden.

Apple pay now works with Nordea, one of the big banks in Sweden. It also works with MasterCards offered by ST1, a gas station chain. Anyone can get a ST1 MasterCard that has apple pay support now. Works at all stores with contactless payment support which is most stores.

What verb did the banks in Sweden decide to use for paying with a contactless card?

Blip or "blippa"
verb
6. give (someone) money using wireless technology.

Blip bloop bloop blip.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 07:56

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

infernal machines posted:

the person in the emoticon you posted is literally the person Dixie Cretin Seaman's joke was referencing

i was just amazed that you didn't get the reference, but somehow managed to use a picture of riker to respond anyway

i'm not sure if we have other emotes that convey the same meaning

# ? Dec 4, 2017 07:59

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

ted hitler posted:

Blip bloop bloop blip.

your kwinkles impersonation could use some work

# ? Dec 4, 2017 08:10

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

infernal machines posted:

how do you not get this?

pretend I know nothing and am an idiot (unlike reality) and explina it.. for the lurkers?

# ? Dec 4, 2017 08:36

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

echinopsis posted:

pretend I know nothing and am an idiot (unlike reality) and explina it.. for the lurkers?

it's a new star trek tv show reference of some kind

# ? Dec 4, 2017 08:37

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

echinopsis posted:

pretend I know nothing and am an idiot (unlike reality) and explina it.. for the lurkers?

riker, the face of the :wtc:

smiley, is a character in a television show called star trek: the next generation. in an episode of that tv show, the character riker does the things dixie cretin seamen referenced in his post, except the place is called risa, rather than riga.

the humour being that cinci didn't get the reference, but still managed to respond using the appropriate image

# ? Dec 4, 2017 08:48

Workaday Wizard: Oct 23, 2009; by Pragmatica

cinci zoo sniper posted:

what am i looking at?

# ? Dec 4, 2017 09:50

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

the pause button is painfully off centre like some android garbage

# ? Dec 4, 2017 09:53

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

the pause button is painfully off centre like some android garbage

is my phone one of those autism tests now

# ? Dec 4, 2017 12:06

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

# ? Dec 4, 2017 12:06

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

cinci zoo sniper posted:

i have not seen other star trek than the modern movies

this is good, and means you probably aren't a pedophile. youre on my team

# ? Dec 4, 2017 13:07

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

Dislike button posted:

this is good, and means you probably aren't a pedophile. youre on my team

pedophilia is only a team sport in alabama

# ? Dec 4, 2017 15:04

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

if you didn't watch Star trek as a kid do not try watching as an adult. it's really awful.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 16:05

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

infernal machines posted:

riker, the face of the smiley, is a character in a television show called star trek: the next generation. in an episode of that tv show, the character riker does the things dixie cretin seamen referenced in his post, except the place is called risa, rather than riga.

the humour being that cinci didn't get the reference, but still managed to respond using the appropriate image

i never knew that smiley was riker

# ? Dec 4, 2017 16:20