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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

The Kins posted:

The NBA made them remove it. :(
No Fatality, bad game.

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Say Nothing posted:

The Onion has reached a new level of ridiculousness.



Yeah, I thought they were supposed to be satire, but that could never happen.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Besesoth posted:

Yeah, I thought they were supposed to be satire, but that could never happen.

https://politics.theonion.com/trump...5520.1508595191

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I guess somebody started eating the rich

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

I was expecting this to be another sequel to Florida Man.

Florida Man: Increasingly Unfunny or smthing

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Ehhhhh

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I'm pretty sure Smug Al Yankovic is just Jonathan Coulton

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Weird Al is a surprisingly good person.

I always thought christians were poo poo

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

syscall girl posted:

Weird Al is a surprisingly good person.

I always thought christians were poo poo

That's a bit harsh, friend.

While I'm an atheist, I have many religious people in my family that are kind, decent people.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

syscall girl posted:

Weird Al is a surprisingly good person.

I always thought christians were poo poo

It's more that lovely people use their religion as a defense, and Christians (broadly) are still the majority faith in the United States, so things just sort of shake out that way.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
Trump Expected to Shrink Bears Ears by as Much as 90 Percent

Bears Ears National Monument, that is.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

SpacePig posted:

It's more that lovely people use their religion as a defense, and Christians (broadly) are still the majority faith in the United States, so things just sort of shake out that way.
And quite often that those lovely people are regarded as real Christians, unlike my ELCA church with the rainbow flag and #BLM on their readerboard, and which gives sermons on the need to support our undocumented neighbors.

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
Jesus Statue’s Butt Was Hiding A 240-Year-Old Secret Message

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jesus-statue-butt-message_us_5a24eff7e4b0a02abe92146e

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

quote:

Mínguez’s letter discussed the statue and others created by the same sculptor and detailed what life was like in the community 240 years ago. Mínguez described popular games of the day, including cards and ball, and noted that typhoid and malaria were common. He also revealed that the main crops were wheat, rye, barley and oats

:psyduck: Is this like a time capsule thing where he wanted people in the future to find that? I only expected it to be about the statue or maybe a joke.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




That's actually really cool. And hilarious. Coolarious

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


I hope they put a new secret note in the Christbutt to be rediscovered in hundreds of years.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
There is a new note, but they hid this one behind his sack.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Baron von Eevl posted:

There is a new note, but they hid this one behind his sack.

"What were you doing fondling the statue, Father?"

"Practic--I mean, looking for hidden messages. There were none in the back."

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:pervert:"Oh my sweet Jesus"

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
UPI: Police recover human-sized David Bowie nutcracker in Ohio


quote:

A human-sized nutcracker modeled after David Bowie has been recovered after being stolen from an Ohio exhibition.

Steubenville police said "The Starman," a nutcracker painted in the style of late musician David Bowie, was stolen at 2:16 a.m. Saturday from the Steubenville Nutcracker Village.

Security camera footage shows a woman dragging the giant nutcracker to an SUV, which drives off with the artwork.

Police said Mycal Morin, 21, and Alexis Lynch, 20, were arrested on theft charges after turning the pilfered nutcracker over to police.

A photo posted to the Steubenville Nutcracker Village's Facebook page shows police officers posing with "The Starman" after it was returned to its rightful place.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Steubenville could've used a nutcracker back in 2012

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/ironghazi/status/938053578681454592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


TURN THE SEAS RED

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
https://twitter.com/GarethMarlow/status/938335937142108160

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
L sorry ignore this.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



M don’t ignore this

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
N o way.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

jojoinnit posted:

L sorry ignore this.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
:ohdear:

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

jojoinnit posted:

L sorry ignore this.

This new Death Note reboot is making some questionable choices.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
i'm the  s

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

jojoinnit posted:

L sorry ignore this.
You're not the boss of me - L

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Blood-covered naked woman, several pigs flee burning home after domestic incident, cops say

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font
This Sexy Cow Logo Is Tearing a New Jersey Town Apart

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I thought it was sexy bulls that tore dairy airs apart?

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Amy Tingle posted:

A hyper-sexualized, obviously female cow with her rear end upended and poking through a circle, tail raised up, waiting for what? I’m not sure, but I do know that I am repulsed and offended

I don't know why, but people describing the specific details of a thing that offends them is hilarious to me. Also,

Amy Tingle posted:

This kind of marketing scheme is the reason we currently have a sexual predator in the White House.
You're kinda reaching there lady. Calm down.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
I don't believe that woman when she says she doesn't know what the cow is waiting for.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Someone bring Orangina to that town

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

I don't believe that woman when she says she doesn't know what the cow is waiting for.

Artificial insemination, most likely. Which is not fun for either party. Cows and bulls rarely have a chance to knock hooves in today's industrialized farming sector.

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