NFL Coaching Carousel 2017: Avoiding Jeff Fisher

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DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Diva Cupcake posted:

Per Giants MO, they'll probably hire Marc Ross as GM. Or Chris Mara.

Yeesh, the Giants need to hire someone from outside the organization to give them a good top to bottom look over.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 18:06

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# ? May 15, 2024 20:31

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

fsif posted:

Jim Tomsula coaxed a better record out of that team than Chip Kelly did or Kyle Shanahan likely will.

Yeah but Baalke wasn't done completely gutting the roster at that time.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 18:14

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

DariusLikewise posted:

Yeesh, the Giants need to hire someone from outside the organization to give them a good top to bottom look over.

Gonna laugh hard if they hire Peyton Manning as GM. Someone will.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 18:16

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Decade of spectacular failure.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 18:27

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

davecrazy posted:

Decade of spectacular failure.

You do have to admit, this is some spectacular failure.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 18:28

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/937740861118537729

tell em to go kick rocks, eli

# ? Dec 4, 2017 18:56

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Totally unrelated but I just saw Herm Edwards got hired as a college coach, so good for him, I hope he kicks rear end.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:04

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

Totally unrelated but I just saw Herm Edwards got hired as a college coach, so good for him, I hope he kicks rear end.

It's almost surely going to be a disaster, but I hope it works out too.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:05

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Kalli posted:

Totally unrelated but I just saw Herm Edwards got hired as a college coach, so good for him, I hope he kicks rear end.

At Arizona State, which is the most hilarious of possible places. Also, his former agent is the AD there.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:11

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Kalli posted:

Totally unrelated but I just saw Herm Edwards got hired as a college coach, so good for him, I hope he kicks rear end.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:13

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Kalli posted:

Totally unrelated but I just saw Herm Edwards got hired as a college coach, so good for him, I hope he kicks rear end.

Please read the press release, which sounds like an MLM scam.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sb...ch-announcement

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:13

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Please read the press release, which sounds like an MLM scam.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sb...ch-announcement

https://twitter.com/davidubben/status/937741991298977793

I don't like this hire.

I love this hire.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:14

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Kalli posted:

https://twitter.com/davidubben/status/937741991298977793

I don't like this hire.

I love this hire.

What the gently caress does that even meeeeeean!?

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:16

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

I think Herm has been saving up a lifetime's worth of coach speak while behind the camera.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:16

nah: Mar 16, 2009

it means we don't huddle anymore in our society. that's the problem with it, to be honest

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:16

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Kalli posted:

https://twitter.com/davidubben/status/937741991298977793

I don't like this hire.

I love this hire.

Hard same.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:19

the_american_dream: Apr 12, 2008; GAHDAMN

Kalli posted:

https://twitter.com/davidubben/status/937741991298977793

*screams, tackles whatever the gently caress herm wants me to tackle*

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:20

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Diva Cupcake posted:

Per Giants MO, they'll probably hire Marc Ross as GM. Or Chris Mara.

Gettleman.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:23

Incitatus: Dec 16, 2005; The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!

In regards to the Giants.

ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN TO STUDESVILLE!

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:39

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

https://twitter.com/celebrityhottub/status/937725037351759872

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:42

Cnidario: Mar 22, 2013

Yesssss both Reese and McAdoo fired.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:42

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

DariusLikewise posted:

Yeesh, the Giants need to hire someone from outside the organization to give them a good top to bottom look over.

I hear Jeff Fisher is available.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:46

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

I would love for Shula to be fired, especially after yesterday's performance, but shula doesn't go anywhere without rivera leaving first.

And hurney is back and won't fire the guy he originally hired.

And if they cleaned house, richardson would just hire the exact same kind of coach because the closest thing he gets to lucidity is thinking it's still the 1960s.

god dammit panthers

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:58

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

In reference to Spags being interim HC:

https://twitter.com/Hawk/status/937729856955174913

# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:02

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Spags had an obsession with only keeping players that matched his "Four Pillars". The Rams roster was hosed sideways when he was done with it.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:05

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

DariusLikewise posted:

Spags had an obsession with only keeping players that matched his "Four Pillars". The Rams roster was hosed sideways when he was done with it.

that sounds like some dumbass poo poo the giants would totally fall in love with.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:11

Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/937759333491924992

He did such a great job bringing in Ryan Pace and John Fox to Chicago, he gets another crack at that consultant job.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:16

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Disappointed they're not bringing in the Big Tuna.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:17

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Niwrad posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/937759333491924992

He did such a great job bringing in Ryan Pace and John Fox to Chicago, he gets another crack at that consultant job.

Accorsi recommended Gettleman to Richardson.

Bet he does it again.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:22

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Kalli posted:

https://twitter.com/davidubben/status/937741991298977793

I don't like this hire.

I love this hire.

Herm is gonna be a good loving recruiter

# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:26

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

fsif posted:

Jim Tomsula coaxed a better record out of that team than Chip Kelly did or Kyle Shanahan likely will.

Yeah I'm not totally unconvinced he didn't wring all anyone could out of that God awful roster

# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:35

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

a neat cape posted:

Herm is gonna be a good loving recruiter

*-if he wants to be.

Recruiting is a ton of loving work and he'd have to build some inroads and Herm has been hanging out for a decade doing silly ESPN bits and motivational talks. Having said that, if he wants to be good at it he ought to be pretty damned good at it.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:36

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Bovada has odds on the Giants' next coach

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Mike Smith +350
Josh McDaniels +400
Frank Reich +550
Teryl Austin +550
Matt Patricia +1200
Dave Toub +1500
Scott Linehan +1500
Jim Harbaugh +1800
Jim Schwartz +2000
Pat Shurmur +2200
Brian Kelly +2300
Jon Gruden +2500
Bill Cowher +6000
David Shaw +6000
Nick Saban +8000
Field +250

I cannot think of a less inspiring head coaching candidate than 2017/18 Mike Smith

# ? Dec 4, 2017 21:33