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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Big Mike has made his big return to Twitter.com and doing that thing where people take screenshots of their iPhone's notes app

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Jerusalem posted:

Owens' wife's instagram posted messages about how she'd caught Owens cheating on her for the fifth time and their relationship was over. At the same time, Owens' own account was deleted.

Shortly after his wife came back online to say her account had been hacked and the messages posted by some rear end in a top hat, that there was absolutely nothing true about it, and that Kevin had deleted his account because they'd also been trying to access his as well.

So like Owens says, it is a cesspool.

What the gently caress is wrong with some people?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
It's telling of how likable and generally cool Owens is that even though most wrestlers gently caress around like it's a hobby, nobody actually believes that nonsense.


AS WELL IT SHOULD BE.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

C. Everett Koop posted:

well maybe kev should stop cheating on his wife no matter how cute sami zayn is huh

I'm sure if he asked nicely she'd be open to her husband having a husband

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/MiaYim/status/937799979602792448

https://twitter.com/MiaYim/status/937800541991784448

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/TheCurtHawkins/status/937879705729998848

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/937910415996043265

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Whoa boy I missed a lot.

Me too! I didn't even hear about the first four times.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Jerusalem posted:

Owens' wife's instagram posted messages about how she'd caught Owens cheating on her for the fifth time and their relationship was over. At the same time, Owens' own account was deleted.

Shortly after his wife came back online to say her account had been hacked and the messages posted by some rear end in a top hat, that there was absolutely nothing true about it, and that Kevin had deleted his account because they'd also been trying to access his as well.

So like Owens says, it is a cesspool.

Use two-factor authentication for literally everything, even if you're not a famous wrestleman. It's not a magic bullet, nothing is, but it makes this poo poo more difficult to pull off.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Hope WWE gives them Riot shields this week

https://twitter.com/YaOnlyLivvOnce/status/937958862874755072

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Dick pics is the next chapter of the Elgin story apparently

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006


Hawkins should beat Asuka.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Gunner:

https://twitter.com/ChadLailWWE/status/938050711396302848

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

rovert posted:

Dick pics is the next chapter of the Elgin story apparently

Not surprising considering he claimed he was filmed pissing on that girl. Big Mike, Big Dick.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


this would be the weirdest streak vs. streak match

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Bigass Moth posted:

Not surprising considering he claimed he was filmed pissing on that girl. Big Mike, Big Dick.

The first time I ever saw Mike Elgin, I misread the "Unbreakable" graphic. I thought it said "Unremarkable" and wondered why he gave himself such a disparaging nickname.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

'unproven' austin theory

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

rovert posted:

Dick pics is the next chapter of the Elgin story apparently

drat it, big mike. you only send pics of your big hog with consent

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Chuck Taylor only tried to sleep naked for the first time in his 30s? I feel like I just lost a decent amount of respect for him

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Writer Cath posted:

The first time I ever saw Mike Elgin, I misread the "Unbreakable" graphic. I thought it said "Unremarkable" and wondered why he gave himself such a disparaging nickname.

When me and Sunsweet went to CZW at Mania this year, she thought everyone was chanting “Great White” instead of “Big Mike” and was mildly uncomfortable as he was wrestling Lio Rush and some others in a 4-way. A pity he’s an rear end in a top hat as he was my favorite on the show.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/MichaelElgin25/status/938190349142392833?s=17

It turns out Big Mike was a Big Puppetmaster all along.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Baron Corbyn posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelElgin25/status/938190349142392833?s=17

It turns out Big Mike was a Big Puppetmaster all along.

edit: n/m

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Michael Elgin is a hosed up guy

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Well that was fast he deleted his twitter again

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Always take screenshots



TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Don't bring down Jeff Cobb, Mike!!!

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

rovert posted:

Dick pics is the next chapter of the Elgin story apparently

I bet his dick is like the man himself. Squat, thick and looks like a fleshy pug.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

rovert posted:

Dick pics is the next chapter of the Elgin story apparently

holy poo poo you weren't kidding. (click at your own risk obviously)

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Mike has deleted and undelete his Twitter like 3 times in the last hour.

TV Zombie posted:

Don't bring down Jeff Cobb, Mike!!!

I think the opposite is happening

https://twitter.com/LWMaine/status/938181544392478722?s=17

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/Th_BodyElectric/status/938114845274136576

"debated an idea I had for our match which people shouldn't because I don't have bad matches"

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I want to see Jeff Cobb try to lift Cheex

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/938150433163567104

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


my sources tell me that Chuckie T enjoyed the sensation of his sheets against his dick and balls, but poor hygiene lead to skidmarks and Taylor considers the experiment a failure :negative:

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Dias posted:

https://twitter.com/Th_BodyElectric/status/938114845274136576

"debated an idea I had for our match which people shouldn't because I don't have bad matches"

Haha Big Hogg rules
https://twitter.com/RealJeffCobb/status/938162163520217088

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/WarBeardHanson/status/938227727089520641?s=17

I hope "War on a Cobb" becomes a thing.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



War on a Cobb, next NEVER Trios Champs?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Pinwiz11 posted:

War on a Cobb, next NEVER Trios Champs?

hell yes, three big big boys tossing around smaller, still big boys.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Luigi Thirty posted:

When me and Sunsweet went to CZW at Mania this year, she thought everyone was chanting “Great White” instead of “Big Mike” and was mildly uncomfortable as he was wrestling Lio Rush and some others in a 4-way. A pity he’s an rear end in a top hat as he was my favorite on the show.

Lio Rush was trained by one of my local promotions, so he was at I think every show I've been to there, and always managed to steal the show. So yeah, bit of a bummer he's an rear end.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Endless Mike posted:

Lio Rush was trained by one of my local promotions, so he was at I think every show I've been to there, and always managed to steal the show. So yeah, bit of a bummer he's an rear end.

by wrestling standards the dude is practically a loving angel, he just made a dumb tweet

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

by wrestling standards the dude is practically a loving angel, he just made a dumb tweet

compared to straight up rape, yeah, he's all right.

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