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Is it the snozberries being a cock head joke?
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Dec 7, 2017 10:32
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Memento posted:You must be seething. 
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Dec 7, 2017 13:30
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You can't fight it.
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Dec 7, 2017 13:38
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Something something volcano girl! 
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Dec 7, 2017 14:40
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Kindly explain the joke
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Dec 7, 2017 14:52
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Mr.Tophat posted:Kindly explain the joke https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seether_(song)
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Dec 7, 2017 14:56
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Ech The book and film came before the band, I don't see it really
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Dec 7, 2017 15:03
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Mr.Tophat posted:Ech 
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Dec 7, 2017 15:07
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I don't like post-historical revisionism in my jokes! Boo sir! Boo!
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Dec 7, 2017 15:37
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Mr.Tophat posted:Ech Allow me to read your avatar text to you.
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Dec 7, 2017 15:38
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rydiafan posted:Allow me to read your avatar text to you. I am undone, excuse me while I smoke some DMT so I can truly become a corncob
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Dec 7, 2017 15:40
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Randaconda posted:Is it the snozberries being a cock head joke? Boogers.
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Dec 7, 2017 19:41
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Oompa Loompas were originally African tribespeople that Wonka "rescued".
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Dec 7, 2017 20:21
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The book was actually kind of accurate with regards to how hosed up and cartoonishly evil the chocolate industry was and really it's only kind of gotten better.
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Dec 8, 2017 00:18
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So what is the joke about Verruca Salt's relationship with her father?
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Dec 8, 2017 00:44
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Lemon posted:So what is the joke about Verruca Salt's relationship with her father? I’ve been waiting almost two weeks for the answer here
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Dec 8, 2017 00:52
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Lemon posted:So what is the joke about Verruca Salt's relationship with her father? Same here.
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Dec 8, 2017 01:01
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Judy and Nick from Zootopia are a rabbit and a fox. Respectively.
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Dec 8, 2017 01:31
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He was also not Nick Nolte!
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Dec 8, 2017 02:22
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Me First and The Gimme Gimmes were exclusively a cover band.
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Dec 8, 2017 02:32
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Inzombiac posted:Me First and The Gimme Gimmes were exclusively a cover band. 
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Dec 8, 2017 04:08
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My very tepid defense is that I listened to them for them first time today since I was 15.
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Dec 8, 2017 05:23
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rydiafan posted:Allow me to read my avatar text to you. I love you, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suafkk2vWNI
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Dec 8, 2017 05:49
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Mister Mind posted:I love you, too. No, no you motherfucker. I finally had this blocked out. I won't click. I refuse!
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Dec 8, 2017 06:00
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WHAT. WAS THE JOKE. ABOUT VERUCA AND HER FATHER?
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Dec 8, 2017 07:34
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syscall girl has mercilessly trolled us all
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Dec 8, 2017 08:01
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:No, no you motherfucker. I finally had this blocked out. I won't click. I refuse! Here. Cleanse your palate with the Violent Femmes version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol9tHZfYDsk
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Dec 8, 2017 13:45
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rodbeard posted:The book was actually kind of accurate with regards to how hosed up and cartoonishly evil the chocolate industry was and really it's only kind of gotten better. (somehow that scene doesn't seem to be on YouTube, what the hell, it's from like season one of Futurama I just assumed everything from that far back was spliced out and posted to the internet)
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Dec 8, 2017 16:11
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And then likely copyright infringement tagged.
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Dec 8, 2017 17:28
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syscall girl for the love of god please just tell us about the veruca salt/father joke
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Dec 8, 2017 20:44
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Powaqoatse posted:syscall girl for the love of god please just tell us about the veruca salt/father joke
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Dec 8, 2017 22:19
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Strudel Man posted:There isn't one. mods pls ban syscall for evoking false expectations
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Dec 8, 2017 23:19
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The joke is that in all this time at least one of us could have actually read the book.
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Dec 9, 2017 02:07
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syscall girl posted:There's a "joke" in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory about Veruca Salt and her relationship with her father that goes over most people's heads. Since this question was never loving answered I clicked back through to this quote to glare at the screen and try to determine if you were trolling or not, and the stuff I can't believe I just figured out is that your avatar is Rachael from Blade Runner
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Dec 9, 2017 03:36
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Don't actually ban syscall, I like them. Just please we need closure 
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Dec 9, 2017 03:38
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Veruca Salt and her dad, Mr. Salt were wryly explained to have run a profitable abalone farm by Solvang, which was a contemporary euphemism for them both having very large nipples. Hope that settles it. The first time I caught it I poo poo myself to death. Only syscall can prove me wrong. But I know he can’t.
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Dec 9, 2017 03:40
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Powaqoatse posted:Don't actually ban syscall, I like them. Just please we need closure If I banned him I'd never know the drat answer either
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Dec 9, 2017 03:45
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Wait, I don't get it. Are the dad and girl in an, ahem... Senatorial relationship?
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Dec 9, 2017 04:18
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SLOSifl posted:Veruca Salt and her dad, Mr. Salt were wryly explained to have run a profitable abalone farm by Solvang, which was a contemporary euphemism for them both having very large nipples. Hope that settles it. The first time I caught it I poo poo myself to death. Counter-theory: their relationship is entirely benign and solvang means sun+cattle closure and idk where you got from that it meant something else, shame on you
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Dec 9, 2017 04:23
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:Wait, I don't get it. Are the dad and girl in an, ahem... Senatorial relationship? Jesus, I hope not. But as dark as the book and the first (and good) movie is, I wouldn't doubt it.
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Dec 9, 2017 04:44
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