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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

SpacePig posted:

You're kinda reaching there lady. Calm down.

Yeah, there are plenty of reasons beyond this SEXY COW that we have a sexual predator in the White House.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Sexy Cow news led me to this report about a woman who mistakenly brought a therapy dog to a furry event because she thought it was an animal convention or something.

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/04/woman-brings-therapy-dog-to-furry-convention.html

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

The MSJ posted:

Sexy Cow news led me to this report about a woman who mistakenly brought a therapy dog to a furry event because she thought it was an animal convention or something.

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/04/woman-brings-therapy-dog-to-furry-convention.html

The rapey dog.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


This Zootopia Abortion Comic Is the Latest Sensation Sweeping The Nation

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

I genuinely thought that said 'Zootopia Abortion Clinic' and my only thought was "How the gently caress did they slip THAT licensing past them?"

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
I was curious on the full comic and here it is
http://www.zootopianewsnetwork.com/2017/06/i-will-survive-by-borba-full-comic.html
The original old comments before meme are gold :allears: The reviews of the comic and all that are great.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Rabbits frequently eat their own babies. Abortion would be like a walk in the park for them.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Croccers posted:

I was curious on the full comic and here it is
http://www.zootopianewsnetwork.com/2017/06/i-will-survive-by-borba-full-comic.html
The original old comments before meme are gold :allears: The reviews of the comic and all that are great.

I loving love conservative furries, it's the best loving thing.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

AlbieQuirky posted:

Rabbits frequently eat their own babies. Abortion would be like a walk in the park for them.

Can't rabbits just re-absorb embryos if they don't have the resources to feed offspring? I recall this being a plot point in Watership Down. Clearly this comic should be like two pages of the rabbit trying to explain to the fox "no, I already terminated our hellish hybrid offspring and recycled the nutrients used to create it, this is a fait accompli, now will you listen to me when I say that you have to wrap it up?"

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Croccers posted:

I was curious on the full comic and here it is
http://www.zootopianewsnetwork.com/2017/06/i-will-survive-by-borba-full-comic.html
The original old comments before meme are gold :allears: The reviews of the comic and all that are great.

I love all the people getting caremad at people who call the comic bad. They get all "why are you unwilling to grapple with this brilliant work's depths" like the only reason to dislike it is stance on abortion. No dumbass, the writing is poo poo.

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

The composition makes some questionable choices too:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:staredog: I have awoken in a dark mirror reflection of the real world, I should go back to sleep.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Tobermory posted:

The composition makes some questionable choices

Oh, that? That's for beatin' off.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Tobermory posted:

The composition makes some questionable choices too:


Gotta show off that premeditatedly sinful womb. There's a couple shots like that one.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

:staredog: I have awoken in a dark mirror reflection of the real world, I should go back to sleep.

You woke up in this mirror world hell in 2016. I don't know how you didn't notice it until now.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Zemyla posted:

You woke up in this mirror world hell in 2016. I don't know how you didn't notice it until now.

There's not as many goatees on us, the evil counterparts, as I would have imagined.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Rough Lobster posted:

There's not as many goatees on us, the evil counterparts, as I would have imagined.

psh, goatees are so 80s, now its all about goatses.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Croccers posted:

I was curious on the full comic and here it is
http://www.zootopianewsnetwork.com/2017/06/i-will-survive-by-borba-full-comic.html
The original old comments before meme are gold :allears: The reviews of the comic and all that are great.

Well, the art is surprisingly good at least.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Fathis Munk posted:

I loving love conservative furries, it's the best loving thing.

Confurvatives?

Anyway:

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Tobermory posted:

The composition makes some questionable choices too:

It looks like they drew the panel, then put the dialogue over it.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

[quote="“Wheat Loaf”" post="“479157941”"]
Confurvatives?

Anyway:


[/quote]

Republican Prisoner Welfare Association? What?

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Bibliotechno Music posted:

Republican Prisoner Welfare Association? What?

It’s in Northern Ireland.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lmao holy moly what a difference that makes

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Powaqoatse posted:

lmao holy moly what a difference that makes

When Liz had her Diamond Jubilee or whatever the Guardian had an option for a "Republican" version of the front page, which covered non-Royalty-related issues.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Lol yeah we have republican movements here in Denmark too but they're usually wrapped into some larger ideology like socialism or what have you. Nobody thinks about deeper meanings, "republican" means the Americans.

The republicans in our semi-colonies, the Faroes & Greenland, are more ideologically pure & for good reason

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Tobermory posted:

The composition makes some questionable choices too:

"Boy that's a lot of words coming from a baby vessel"

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

skasion posted:

It’s in Northern Ireland.

Ha, thanks! I could only make sense of it as a jobs program for white collar convicts.

In other news:
http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/dont-miss/man-had-sex-with-girlfriends-corpse-in-hope-of-reviving-her-police-say

Man has sex with girlfriend’s corpse in attempt to revive her. Thought it would work because she really hated having sex with him.

schadenfraud
Nov 19, 2010

Absurd Alhazred posted:

When Liz had her Diamond Jubilee or whatever the Guardian had an option for a "Republican" version of the front page, which covered non-Royalty-related issues.

In this context, though, it's Republicans as in people who want the whole of the island of Ireland to be a single country, such as those lovely folks of the Irish Republican Army - IRA. Unionists/Loyalists, by contrast, want to maintain the union of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, aka the United Kingdon, such as those lovely folks of the Ulster Volunteer Force.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


TRUMP GROUP SENDS 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL TO INTERVIEW ROY MOORE AHEAD OF ALABAMA ELECTION

Just gonna leave that one in all caps.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/940399983181869056

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/940302913372438529

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

This is a new low. Of course this is photoshopped. I know half the things you post in this thread are fake, but still.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Still funny.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

This is goddamn pathetic. Of course this is photoshopped. I know you always post stuff like this but I'd stil like you to stop posting content you deem appropriate for your thread in your thread.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



This thread is only for serious, funny and strange headlines. :colbert:

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Anyone can photoshop a fake headline. The funny part is when something unexpected and funny happens.

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