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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Look all I'm saying is that you make the final character a two or three headed Cyclops.

It's the only solution.

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Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


quote:

Birdstrike wrote on Dec 12, 2017 07:44:
Hey you can sub Anidav in for me if it makes him stfu

Denied, as it will not make him stfu

Anidav posted:


"What's the matter McFauxnen, you chicken?"

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


After trying to frantically get this done over tea, I do have all the PM's ready but I do not have time to actually make sure I don't gently caress up sending them to the wrong people. But this WILL be open on my lunch break.

Now that you've all chosen your roles, a note on the flavor.

If you try and solve the game based on flavor, coming up with this or that justification for why some role would or wouldn't be scummy... you will probably be greatly frustrated. I picked all the flavor based on cute things Minifauxnen says, then rolled totally at random to determine which roles would be scum. You can't solve the game this way, so you will need to actually play Mafia!

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


The sun rises early in Brisbane, peeking between the curtains at 4:30 AM. Mummy tries to get back to sleep, hoping to make up for a work week filled with late-night Mafia slapfights. But just a couple hours later, the lazy Saturday morning is interrupted with loud wailing and screaming

"EEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH! Mummy hug?? Mummy hug??????"

"Calm down, calm down! Mummy's right here! What's the matter?"

"More food, more food, more food, more food?"

"Okay okay, yes, we'll have some brekky soon, just CALM DOWN first ssssssssh"

"Drink in the cup?"

"Okay, here's your cup... AUGH NO DON'T DUMP IT OUT!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

"Uggggggggh just wait! Now we need to wipe this up first..."

Eventually, Minifuaxnen thankfully gets so exhausted from her own tantrum that she goes back to sleep. During the brief ceasefire, her parents frantically try to figure out what went wrong. She didn't have any nappy rash, and she didn't have any big gas or indigestion like she had last month... so what had her so crabby?!

Maybe her feet still felt sore from that run-in with the bindi grass yesterday? Should they crack down on making her keep her shoes on? Maybe she needs less sugar? Less screen time? Or maybe just more structure in her day. Less stalling with books and toys and water breaks when it's really time for bed now...

Mummy starts making breakfast and grabs the Ibuprofen.

D1 begins now!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Binja Man

Ninja Man

Ninja

Monathin = Ninja

##vote Monathin

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
undertale

more like

blundertale

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Bifauxnen posted:

Now that you've all chosen your roles, a note on the flavor.

If you try and solve the game based on flavor, coming up with this or that justification for why some role would or wouldn't be scummy... you will probably be greatly frustrated. I picked all the flavor based on cute things Minifauxnen says, then rolled totally at random to determine which roles would be scum. You can't solve the game this way, so you will need to actually play Mafia!

I will never actually play mafia. The spiky grass knows what it is but the question is why the star shoes aren't there to protect tiny feet? ##vote AA

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Birdstrike posted:

undertale

more like

blundertale

Birdstrike?

more like

turbo the gently caress out of Birdstrike

##vote Birdstrike

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I'm Spiky Grass....I'm here to cause feet to bleed and lynch scum!

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Is this some post modern poo poo I don’t understand anything

Venom Soag
Oct 1, 2015

Tactical Sexpionage Tourism

Infinitum posted:

Birdstrike?

more like

turbo the gently caress out of Birdstrike

##vote Birdstrike

This seems like a good an honest vote with a very solid case.

##vote monathin

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Infinitum posted:

Birdstrike?

more like

turbo the gently caress out of Birdstrike

##vote Birdstrike

:yeah: ##vote breadstick

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Venom Soag posted:

This seems like a good an honest vote with a very solid case.

##vote monathin

Yeah I guess that reasoning checks out, but have you considered:

Inf = Big Noodle

Big Noodle = Brain

ergo Inf = Dumb

##vote Inf

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


So you're saying I have a big noodle? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
i really hope this is a nice chill game.

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Infinitum posted:

So you're saying I have a big noodle? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Big but also very useless OHHHHHHHHH

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Zetsubou-san posted:

i really hope this is a nice chill game.

me too.

##vote Zetsubou-san

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Zetsubou-san posted:

i really hope this is a nice chill game.

I'm sure it will be chill and fun and won't involve anyone causing people to get loving pissed with stupid accusations that they are scum despite the fact they are working in towns best interest!

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
##vote sal

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

##vote sal

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


[quote="SalTheBard" post="479252866"]
##vote sal
[/quote

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Monathin posted:

Big but also very useless OHHHHHHHHH

this is against the spirit of the chill game ##vote monathin

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
So I just reread this and

Bifauxnen posted:

Maybe her feet still felt sore from that run-in with the bindi grass yesterday? Should they crack down on making her keep her shoes on? Maybe she needs less sugar? Less screen time? Or maybe just more structure in her day. Less stalling with books and toys and water breaks when it's really time for bed now...

All of this is stopping Minifauxnen from pursuing her goals. Nobody has the right to tell Minifauxnen that she is unable to realise her dreams.

Scum found.

##vote Bifauxnen

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Birdstrike posted:

this is against the spirit of the chill game ##vote monathin

You're right, and I'm sorry. I will be much more chill.Thank you for the reminder.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


SPACKIT!

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
at the very least if we don't dunk the mod can we at least replace the mod or a version of the mod posting through an account typed by a transplanted arm?

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope
Oh look, the game has started. ##vote Birdstrike

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
wow rude

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Elect me mod.
Mod is evil

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
wern't you shipped off to the senkaku islands to turn on the nutrient dispensers for rupert murdock's organ farm?

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
sorry, not very chill

hope i do better this time:

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Zetsubou-san posted:

wern't you shipped off to the senkaku islands to turn on the nutrient dispensers for rupert murdock's organ farm?

taiwan #1

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
How the gently caress is Sal at 3?

votefinder when?

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

SalTheBard posted:

##vote sal

I guess this is how

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
##unvote

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Birdstrike posted:

How the gently caress is Sal at 3?

votefinder when?

Giving a poo poo about votecount less than 12 hours after the start of D1

Scum found

##vote Birdstrike

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Infinitum posted:

Giving a poo poo about votecount less than 12 hours after the start of D1

Scum found

##vote Birdstrike

Oh good we can start playing mafia now.

Inf why do you think it's bad people know how many votes people are on?

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
*thread quiet while inf checks scumdoc to coordinate response*

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Because this is clearly joke phase, where votes will be jumping about, and only scum would give a poo poo about knowing how many votes someone has; so they can potentially continue the vote train.

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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Infinitum posted:

Because this is clearly joke phase, where votes will be jumping about, and only scum would give a poo poo about knowing how many votes someone has; so they can potentially continue the vote train.

It's always joke phase, but at some point we need to start playing mafs

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