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Bribase posted:Ill update my intro thread if you think it will help. I can't get the time and access back but the rules need to be clear. Hello friend. My name is Mr.Tophat. Are you familiar with the tenets of just posting? Start your path to comedy salvation by  ing today!
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When you're a clown, no-body takes you seriousllllllllllly (except Derek, he will doxx on sight)
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TheAgent posted:I am Dereks alter, the fat white guy who loves alcohol and fried foods You’re one of the other guys in the world named Derek Smart. And every time you google your name, you cry into your hands. Your friends and family wonder why you’re so loving crazy and nobody believes it’s not you. Your greatest problem is finding a job, and on every resume you have to write “please don’t google my name. Please. Please. Just believe me.”
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Bribase posted:Ill update my intro thread if you think it will help. I can't get the time and access back but the rules need to be clear. The forum rules are pretty clear.
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big nipples big life posted:Comparing Kojima to anything Star Citizen chaps my rear end.  I have genuinely enjoyed Kojimas stories and games. I like them because no matter what I know that it’s going to get so crazy and insane at some point that I’m going to be giggle-playing, and I really like when that happens.
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Dec 13, 2017 03:15
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Tokamak posted:The forum rules are pretty clear. They're clearly just guidelines, just ignore 'em Bribase you'll gain respect if you just say gently caress it and make a hot thread about your wild opinions with the tag 'HOT'
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Dec 13, 2017 03:16
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Bribase posted:Ill update my intro thread if you think it will help. I can't get the time and access back but the rules need to be clear.
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Dec 13, 2017 03:18
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TheAgent posted:although I have PMed a dick pic to every poster in this thread as an early Xmas gift I wondered what that was. I just figured somebody was sending out e-smoked sausages. Though piercing your sack with the can opener key from an old Spam can must have been painful and it was overkill I thought but it was a nice attention to fidelity!
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Dec 13, 2017 03:20
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I don't really approve of going to a bunch of different sites to "defend the game" like some of us do but Blobers has some points.
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Dec 13, 2017 03:20
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Bribase posted:I don't really approve of going to a bunch of different sites to "defend the game" like some of us do but Blobers has some points. Come here for the crusade, stay here for the comedy Joke creation is a reward unto itself
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Dec 13, 2017 03:23
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TheAgent posted:look man, I can't help that my dick looks like cheaply bought steam keys from some online retailer in north Korea Thin as a sealing wax bar and as big as a fist.
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Dec 13, 2017 03:23
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TheAgent posted:fyi any and all Norwegian ladyboys are welcome to PM myself or The Titanic I’m ready and willing. 
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Dec 13, 2017 03:23
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Mr.Tophat posted:On the eleventh day of Christmas, Chris Roberts gave to me  But what about on the day of Christmas itself! Surely you at least got a Porsche full of imminent disappointment and twitter pictures of CR on the beaches of Hawaii?
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Dec 13, 2017 03:28
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The Titanic posted:
I spent twelve days of christmas following star citizen and all I got was this lousy warlord
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Dec 13, 2017 03:30
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Actually, yeah, gently caress, I did get a sportscar last year but it got a bit out of hand
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Dec 13, 2017 03:33
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Mr.Tophat posted:I spent twelve days of christmas following star citizen and all I got was this lousy warlord The worst part of that gift is there is no escape. It’s just another menu.
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Dec 13, 2017 03:35
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D_Smart posted:See? This is why I don't have friends in RL Ha ha. What a story Derek. You think of everything. 
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Dec 13, 2017 03:36
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The Titanic posted:The worst part of that gift is there is no escape. gift more like grift hahahaha tip your games developer, i'll be here for two weeks, try the detaching wheels (a la ramp)
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Dec 13, 2017 03:38
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does derek smart have a boyfriend? thats pretty cool
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Dec 13, 2017 03:42
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Bribase posted:Ill update my intro thread if you think it will help. I can't get the time and access back but the rules need to be clear. Still waiting for you to tell me how long SC has been in development.
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juggalo baby coffin posted:does derek smart have a boyfriend? thats pretty cool Wait till my wife finds out. ----------------
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Dec 13, 2017 03:56
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ComfyPants posted:Ten united stimpires I think you guys are missing the callback opportunity of the original maids line. The donuts are a great drop but why not move the donuts back for an “Eight whales I’m milking.” type line?
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Dec 13, 2017 03:57
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Bribase posted:Ill update my intro thread if you think it will help. I can't get the time and access back but the rules need to be clear. The tragedy here is that your  wasn't spent on Star Citizen. If CIG comes up $10 short and can't release the 4.0 BabyLock SpinJesus Patch because of you...   G0RF posted:I think you guys are missing the callback opportunity of the original maids line. The donuts are a great drop but why not move the donuts back for an “Eight whales I’m milking.” type line? Don't worry, we'll fix it during the re-factor of the thread to 64-bit fidelity. Goredema fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Dec 13, 2017 |
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Dec 13, 2017 03:59
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Still waiting for you to tell me how long SC has been in development. I’ll field this one, SD. You just enjoy your beer and balls.  Star Citizen has been in development NaN days. I say this because they have not yet actually begun development on Star Citizen the MMO yet. They are, however, 6 years in, finally realizing that they have not yet begun. The true ELE is that SC never actually began, and it has just been a huge, several year long, multinational enveloping, tech demo proof of concept. What it has proven is that it can’t feasibly be done. I hope this was suitably uppity and condescending to the evil goon agenda. 
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Dec 13, 2017 03:59
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D_Smart posted:Wait till my wife finds out. Finally We have the plans to the derek star All we have to do is fire one e-mail straight up the wife alley and the whole thing will blow up!
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Dec 13, 2017 04:00
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D_Smart posted:Wait till my wife finds out. dang even cooler. derek is too much dev for just one partner
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Dec 13, 2017 04:01
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Mr.Tophat posted:Finally Oh dear. Please don’t tempt the wolves.  Pull up, Mr.Tophat! It’s not too late!
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The Titanic posted:Oh dear. Please don’t tempt the wolves. Sorry, I'm hearing the voice of eowne and he's telling me to and spin wildly
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Dec 13, 2017 04:04
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"I'm not doxx'd, I'm not doxx'd" Derek continues to insist as he slowly expands and transforms into a blog about divorce
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Dec 13, 2017 04:07
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I, too, advise you to We freed you for a reason.
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Dec 13, 2017 04:08
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if the thread was the justice league, top hat would be gal gadot's cleavage
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Mr.Tophat posted:Sorry, I'm hearing the voice of eowne and he's telling me to  (It’s an x Wing blow up, which was funnier than an x Wing blowing up)
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G0RF posted:I think you guys are missing the callback opportunity of the original maids line. The donuts are a great drop but why not move the donuts back for an “Eight whales I’m milking.” type line? Also three point oh Edit: also four stimpires, not 10
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Danknificent posted:if the thread was the justice league, top hat would be gal gadot's cleavage That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me in this thread Please don't titfuck me tho
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Dec 13, 2017 04:13
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The Titanic posted:
Great, now she wants one. Dad.... daaaad.... daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.....
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