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Cricket
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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

These LBWs seem a lot less out than the ones that DRS didn't give last match

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Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
The collapse is on

https://twitter.com/swildecricket/status/942226641811488768

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
That was such a modern day Australian dismissal

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
England are giving themselves more time to lose.

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
Paine is trying to run the whole tail out I think.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
Humiliating collapse. Two Bad Teams.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
DRS has been a bit weird this series. I am happy to believe that the boffins know whats going on but that Paine LBW looked better than Smiths and Marsh imo. So maybe I am just the idiot

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

DRS can be dodgy tbh it's like hotspot when clear edges don't show up or duckworth lewis when calculations are obviously not suited to modern day cricket, the people who run it say that it's absolutely fine because they're getting coin from it and why would they come out and say that it's flawed

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
Snicko / RTS / Ultra Edge / Ooooltraedgetoconfirm is the worst part of DRS. When the base line is perfectly still I guess it's helpful, but more than half the time the line is already squiggly and then it picks up a bunch of artifacts and is just a huge mess.

EMC
Aug 17, 2004

Without hotspot and snicko we wouldn't have the TV umpire awkwardly saying 'can you rock and roll that' which is the best thing about it

Implants
Feb 14, 2007

Lionel Richie posted:

DRS can be dodgy tbh it's like hotspot when clear edges don't show up or duckworth lewis when calculations are obviously not suited to modern day cricket, the people who run it say that it's absolutely fine because they're getting coin from it and why would they come out and say that it's flawed

Duckworth-Lewis has been updated like 5 times in the last 15 years to reflect changes to scoring rates versus the value of wickets in hand in modern limited overs cricket. Its now called the Duckworth-Lewis-Stern method and the underlying "resource" tables are updated after pretty every major international event :eng101: The only place it still probably places too much emphasis on the value of wickets in hand is T20, maybe.

(I don't disagree at all with your underlying point).

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
England bowling 24 overs in that session is a touch cynical

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
There's something about the speed with which Dar tries to get through referrals that always worries me, he just seems like he's always in a rush

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

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Every time I check the scores in this match it gets funnier.

Now back to bourbon St so I'm properly ready for England's innings

garycoleisgod
Sep 27, 2004
Boo
Why the gently caress are Australia still batting?

They need 10 wickets not more runs.

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

garycoleisgod posted:

Why the gently caress are Australia still batting?

They need 10 wickets not more runs.

Steve Smith was waiting for the chance to deny Paine the half century.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
I think the declaration was about right. We will find out in a day and 2 sessions of course but it feels right. The pitch is still very, very flat but its cracking fast. I wouldn't want to chase much at all with the accuracy Anderson has found today at hitting the crack.

GorgeOnMySyphilis
Mar 3, 2012

That didn't take long.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax
Not often that we comment about good fielding, but is Smith also part acrobat?

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
KP and Slats are full-on flirting with each other.

garycoleisgod
Sep 27, 2004
Boo
Obviously he min/maxed and put all his points into batting and fielding and treated captaincy and reviewing as dump stats.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
haha England

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax
Cook averaging about 14 this series

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
You know you are having a bad series when the 6'6 fast bowler plucks the ball out the air in his follow through around his ankles

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Will Cook retire at the end of the match or the series?

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax

Airstream Driver posted:

Will Cook retire at the end of the match or the series?

if he kept walking off the field and straight into a taxi to the airport, I wouldn't blame him

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
lol England lol Joe Root

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
another unlucky out to England

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

I'm starting to understand why they always boo him.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Rooted.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
Root's "in Oceania" stats make for some interesting reading. Mitch Marsh-esque.

garycoleisgod
Sep 27, 2004
Boo
Unlucky but lol anyway.

Cook and Root both frauds

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
Joe Root is the worst batsman to ever captain England

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Scylo posted:

Joe Root is the worst batsman to ever captain England

:thunk:

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Scylo posted:

Joe Root is the worst batsman to ever captain England

Worse than Boycott?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
englands gonna escape with a draw right

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Probably the pitch is flat and there is a fair bit of bad weather about but also they have a pretty terrible tail so you never know

Also Boycott was a great batsman.

Auditore
Nov 4, 2010
Say what you want, James Vince looks pretty stylish. Shame he barely ever makes it past 30 though. Basically Ian Bell once again.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Good luck hitting that one lol

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Starc looked really good that spell and the English looked ok against him and then he bowls a literally unplayable jaffa to Vince. Gotta love Starc for that

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