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Another box came. No rumblely rocks this time. Um  A what!?  ITS A TINY OCTOPUS!  I do enjoy sushi.  drat it. Train to flavortown cancelled. Guess I have to find a jar to pickle it in. I'm going to put it on a shelf behind the bar with the olives and pickled eggs.
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So testicles and an octopus.
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Dec 19, 2017 04:17
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Eat the octopus you pussy.
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Dec 19, 2017 04:21
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Them gym socks have been jacked into I bet e: don’t eat the socks
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Dec 19, 2017 04:50
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use the octopus as crab bait, then eat the crabs
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Yo public service announcement If you have me my address is changing. If you've sent already I can still get it from there, but if you haven't I will pm zeris the new address and he can pass it on to you
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Slavic Crime Yacht posted:Yo public service announcement Slavic Crime Yacht Cabin D18 Pacific Ocean, Earth
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Dec 19, 2017 14:40
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Just got the shipping notification. 
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Dec 19, 2017 15:35
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my secret satan will be receiving their gift today!
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Dec 19, 2017 23:48
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A box arrived addressed to "McNally McNalley" I therefore deduced it was my Secret Santa gift. Opening it up, I found a note that confirmed this.  I am thoroughly impressed with the proportional accuracy of this drawing.  Whatever this is, it's well protected.  Very well protected.  Wow, these are nice glasses!  I believe my exact words when I put these two items together were "hot drat!"  Thanks, A nice and hot murderbot piss!
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Dec 20, 2017 00:32
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Sent mine off today. It should be arriving on Friday. There's no booze, but it's partly booze adjacent. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Dec 20, 2017 |
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Hang in there, Santee. I'm waiting on one last item; I should have a box heading your way by the end of the week!
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Dec 20, 2017 01:01
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McNally posted:A box arrived addressed to "McNally McNalley" Your secret santa did you good.
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Dec 20, 2017 01:07
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Indeed, those glasses are sick.
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Dec 20, 2017 01:31
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Gift purchased. No packages involved. Recipient has been given a phone number to arrange a date
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Dec 20, 2017 01:32
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Picked up and shipped er out
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Dec 20, 2017 02:23
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Last part of the gift showed up, sending my gift tomorrow 
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Dec 20, 2017 08:16
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Sent. Should get there on Christmas eve. The side eye the postal worker gave me when she saw the shipping label was definitely worth it.
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Dec 20, 2017 20:30
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Currently sending my SS gift.
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Dec 20, 2017 20:44
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I hope it's anime
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Dec 20, 2017 20:49
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I’ll send mine out tomorrow
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Dec 20, 2017 21:27
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Slavic Crime Yacht posted:I hope it's anime I how he likes anime.
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Dec 20, 2017 23:12
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If I get some fuckin Miku figurine I'm melting that loving thing in the microwave
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Dec 20, 2017 23:18
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I'll use it as a deadlift jack and take pictures.
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Slim Pickens posted:If I get some fuckin Miku figurine I'm melting that loving thing in the microwave I LICK APE PUSSY posted:I'll use it as a deadlift jack and take pictures. anime figures are too expensive for a joke gift.
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ElMaligno posted:anime figures are too expensive for a joke gift. Lmbo you looked didn't you
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Slavic Crime Yacht posted:Lmbo you looked didn't you yes
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Dec 21, 2017 01:27
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Aw. The truly awful component of my gift keeps getting delayed in production, so I mailed the rest off today. Rest assured, Santee, you'll get what's coming to you eventually. For now, enjoy the nice part of your gift.
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Dec 21, 2017 01:53
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Gift has been created. I'll send it out tomorrow.
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Sax Offender posted:Gift purchased. No packages involved. Recipient has been given a phone number to arrange a date I just had a conversation that went a little bit like this:  "fergs" Uh, hi, I've been given some kind of store credit under [real name] uh, I've only just got in and everyone else is out and I don't have anything like that in front of me, what is it you're after I have no idea [vague explanation] What is this place [Explains nature of business][Bumbling back and forth gradually explaining situation, guy promises to check with people, part on good terms] Then I thought to check the E-mail I supplied to you and there's an invoice there containing all information. So the upshot is that I'll put your incredibly generous gift into use sometime early in the new year and report back 
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Dec 21, 2017 03:49
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the gently caress
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Dec 21, 2017 03:54
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I’m sending mine tomorrow and if someone sent me one I’ll check the mail as well.
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Dec 21, 2017 04:40
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Ok. What is the bar? The fetus pig or the spray paint squirrel? Strippergram might be a new high.
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Dec 21, 2017 05:30
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Dec 21, 2017 05:33
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Soulex posted:Strippergram the month isn't over yet
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Mine’s going to blow you away, so to speak.
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Woof Blitzer posted:Mine’s going to blow you away, so to speak.  TD's just going to keep escalating each year until his gift actually hospitalizes someone.
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