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If you were a high school or college kid hoping to make it to MLB you’d be dumb as gently caress to say you wouldn’t play for the Marlins as a minor leaguer lmao
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Possibly if you were a Harper-esque slam-dunk number 1 pick you might get away with it, but otherwise I think it'd hurt your draft stock quite significantly.
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Salvor_Hardin posted:The members of the coming draft should collectively issue a statement that they won't play for Miami. In fact, there should be a union for these guys or possibly the MLBPA should include them, Tony Clark doesn't give a poo poo.
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"ripped"? Dude looks like a heroin addict.
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RCarr posted:"ripped"? Dude looks like a heroin addict. He's in the best shape of his life.
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Salvor_Hardin posted:The members of the coming draft should collectively issue a statement that they won't play for Miami. In fact, there should be a union for these guys or possibly the MLBPA should include them, Didn’t you hear? You’re in the right place. We got a bunch of regular Cesar Chavezes in this thread ready willing and able to fight management on behalf of the most powerful union in the world whose lowest paid members make $500,000 and who consistently fucks over 90% of the workforce! somehow this always coincidentally relates to some rich team being able to buy all of the best players
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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:If you were a high school or college kid hoping to make it to MLB you’d be dumb as gently caress to say you wouldn’t play for the Marlins as a minor leaguer lmao I mean lots and lots of kids don’t sign for whatever reason
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Marlins Man traded to the Nationals for the Thomas Jefferson mascot.
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Who does he think he is? Jeter, that is
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Marlins Man is obsessed with his own status
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Pancakes posted:Out of habit I was looking up what games are in New York this summer and then I realized that I have tickets to 81 games in Chicago already. Maybe I don’t need to see Mets/Yankees at Citi Field. Unless cross-town games are funny at the Mets’ stadium. Any thoughts? Shiti Field is actually nicer than the new Yankee Stadium. MUCH better parking situation too.
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bawfuls posted:Marlins Man is obsessed with his own status "have you know who I am?" "I've heard of you." "No further questions."
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"say my name" "you're marlins man" "you're goddamn right"
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I feel dirty saying this but I hope Marlins Man wins.
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mcmagic posted:Shiti Field is actually nicer than the new Yankee Stadium. MUCH better parking situation too. Who the hell drives to a stadium in NYC.
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Poque posted:Martin Perez fully embracing the Texas lifestyle with this injury Martin Perez might be the most country dude in baseball it just happens to be Venezuelan country.
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You only drive into NYC if you’re commuting from NJ or CT, only a moron actually drives to YS3 or Citi
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Angry Grimace posted:I mean lots and lots of kids don’t sign for whatever reason Usually because they think they can get a better signing bonus if they play in college for a year or two
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Inspector_666 posted:Who the hell drives to a stadium in NYC. I live in NJ. It takes me twice as long to take the train as to drive.
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At first I hated Marlins Man for being a person using himself as a brand, then I loved him for making GBS threads on Zack Hample, then I felt sorry for him after the way he was treated by fans at Progressive Field, and now I hate him again even though he's not really wrong here
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Poque posted:At first I hated Marlins Man for being a person using himself as a brand, then I loved him for making GBS threads on Zack Hample, then I felt sorry for him after the way he was treated by fans at Progressive Field, and now I hate him again even though he's not really wrong here https://twitter.com/flasportsbuzz/status/943261993644982272
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I think this was the most interesting takeaway from his presser https://twitter.com/AndySlater/status/943289844771508225
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FlamingLiberal posted:I think this was the most interesting takeaway from his presser Who on earth would buy Marlins season tickets? I mean there are only so many law firms and banks.
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Inspector_666 posted:Who the hell drives to a stadium in NYC. I live in Woodhaven, so it's a 15 min. drive to Citi, then you park in the skyview center for like $10
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Marlins Man is the face of the franchise at this point. They probably should just give him Mondays to pull in a couple dozen fans.
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Der Meister posted:Who on earth would buy Marlins season tickets? I mean there are only so many law firms and banks. Someone independently wealthy that lives in Miami? Seems... pretty obvious. I mean I considered buying season tickets to a loving Single-A team at one point and I *don't* have shitloads of money at my disposal.
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Der Meister posted:Who on earth would buy Marlins season tickets? I mean there are only so many law firms and banks. If memory serves he is, in fact, a lawyer. Speaking of, I'm actually getting mildly excited about my White Sox season tickets. Ask me about my feelings in September and they may be different.
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Pancakes posted:If memory serves he is, in fact, a lawyer. Speaking of, I'm actually getting mildly excited about my White Sox season tickets. Ask me about my feelings in September and they may be different.
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Marlins Man is dumb to think that players or other fans should care who he is, but if you own the Marlins you should really care who he is, if only because he has continued to shell out money for your stupid-rear end team through thick and thin. If you own the Marlins, and you've lost Marlins Man, you've lost everybody.
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Der Meister posted:Who on earth would buy Marlins season tickets? Pancakes posted:I'm actually getting mildly excited about my White Sox season tickets.
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The Marlins are the only team in MLB to have never lost a playoff series and by gum Jeter ain't gonna be the one to break that streak
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rickiep00h posted:Someone independently wealthy that lives in Miami? Seems... pretty obvious. Ok, are you Jeter himself?
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Craptacular! posted:Marlins Man is dumb to think that players or other fans should care who he is, but if you own the Marlins you should really care who he is, if only because he has continued to shell out money for your stupid-rear end team through thick and thin. Agreed. This dude is on national television multiple times a week showing off your team. I honestly thought Loria was buds with him. He's the definition of super fan. It just shows how big a bubble ownership lives in, particularly in that town.
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Inspector_666 posted:Who the hell drives to a stadium in NYC. If you live in NYC, you obviously don't drive to the game (or at all). But for the 20,000+ people at each game who don't live in NYC, it's almost always faster and easier to drive. It's about an hour and a half drive to the stadium for me, if I take the train it's a minimum of 3 hours.
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