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# ? Dec 20, 2017 15:55 |
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Uber is a transport services company, the European court of justice (ECJ) has ruled, requiring it to accept stricter regulation and licensing within the EU as a taxi operator.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:30 |
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Rime posted:So 2018 is when this house of cards collapses and takes the US economy down with it as billions in VC is wiped out overnight, right? Well it's either that or bitcoin with all the leveraged investors jumping on the bitcoin derivatives train.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:33 |
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There were 57 new unicorn startups this year. One of them is loving Coinbase.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 17:00 |
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this is satire right https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/12/iced-tea-company-stock-triples-after-adding-blockchain-to-name/
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 17:40 |
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Curvature of Earth posted:There were 57 new unicorn startups this year. One of them is loving Coinbase. If you believe the current value of bitcoin I guess
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 17:43 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:this is satire right Following the dot-com branding trend. That went well the first time, right? No signs of history repeating itself here, no sir.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 17:59 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:this is satire right I lost it when I saw the loving nasdaq link. It's true
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 18:03 |
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April 1 coming earlier every year.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 18:29 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:this is satire right Same thing happened last year when a bunch of penny-stock mining exploration companies suddenly decided to pivot into the marijuana market overnight. It was hilarious.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 19:38 |
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http://www.nme.com/news/you-can-now-get-a-sex-toy-that-changes-intensity-according-to-the-price-of-bitcoin-cam-soda-lovense-bitchat-2182170 It's not really unicorn related, but it's mildly amusing. Someone's come out with a vibrator that changes intensity based on the price of bitcoin
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 22:37 |
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Awwww you guys beat me to posting the iced tea company that put blockchain in its name and raised its stock price by 200% overnight.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 23:22 |
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T-man's LongFish Ridesharing Blockchain Marijuana and Juice Suppliers Inc. shares now available for the low, low price of $500 or RND()*50000 bitcoins each.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:34 |
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withak posted:April 1 coming earlier every year. 2017 will be remembered as "The Year Every Day Was Fool's Day".
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 01:58 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:2017 will be remembered as "The Year Every Day Was Fool's Day".
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 02:16 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:2017 will be remembered as "The Year Every Day Was Fool's Day". I wish the nazi resurgence thing was a joke...
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 16:37 |
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Moatman posted:http://www.nme.com/news/you-can-now-get-a-sex-toy-that-changes-intensity-according-to-the-price-of-bitcoin-cam-soda-lovense-bitchat-2182170 oh boy a vibrator that simulates erectile disfunction PenguinKnight fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Dec 22, 2017 |
# ? Dec 22, 2017 22:06 |
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poemdexter posted:I wish the nazi resurgence thing was a joke... https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/942789560941064193
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 22:08 |
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"Chain Migration also undermines national security, by failing to establish merit-based criteria for evaluating entrants into the United States – instead, familial relations are all that is required to obtain a green card and, in turn, become a voting U.S. Citizen within a short period of time, with access to Federal welfare and government benefits." Uh... how does this undermine national security?
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 22:35 |
"Something something those fuckers our poo poo"
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 22:36 |
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That immigration thing is just trying to dogwhistle refugees and dreamers again. The whole slideshow is an attempt to contrast "skill-based" immigrants with all the other categories of immigrants, who are then presented as a cohesive unit of talentless wellfare queens. I'm guessing the new anti-immigration talking point will be "we should prioritize work-based visas" rather than "brown people fleeing warzones are bad and scary" or "children who've lived their entire lives in america are unamerican". I'm starting to think we need a Lee Atwater smiley.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 22:48 |
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https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/12/bitcoins-price-is-down-33-percent-from-highs-earlier-this-week/ Pop goes the bubble. It dropped to 12k tho its starting to climb up again. 14.5k at the time of this posting.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 23:17 |
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Moatman posted:http://www.nme.com/news/you-can-now-get-a-sex-toy-that-changes-intensity-according-to-the-price-of-bitcoin-cam-soda-lovense-bitchat-2182170 Did anyone say buttcoin yet??
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 23:22 |
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Serous posted:https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/12/bitcoins-price-is-down-33-percent-from-highs-earlier-this-week/ A huge number of idiots who didn't buy in the first time will do so this round, which will allow others to liquidate their positions and probably drive the price back to where it was 12 months ago. RIP the idiots who put in their life savings at $19k.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 23:36 |
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On the other hand, I could totally see buttcoin go up to $100k (and then down to $30k and up to $120k and down to $1k and up to $110k and down to $0.05) in the next decade, offering even greater potential for schadenfreude and cheap laffs.
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# ? Dec 23, 2017 00:35 |
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People seem to think BTC will be a hedge in case of a traditional economic downturn. I have no idea why they think this, I don't believe it's counter-cyclical at all.
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# ? Dec 23, 2017 03:38 |
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concept: batcoin
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# ? Dec 23, 2017 04:18 |
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Aliquid posted:People seem to think BTC will be a hedge in case of a traditional economic downturn. I have no idea why they think this, I don't believe it's counter-cyclical at all. They think this because they believe in discredited economic theories like commodity-backed currency and laissez-faire. You can tell because they take Bitcoin seriously.
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# ? Dec 23, 2017 04:32 |
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eschaton posted:They think this because they believe in discredited economic theories like commodity-backed currency and laissez-faire. Some guy brought up the use of Bitcoin in Venezuela and Zimbabwe AS A PLUS. Did not back down when I mocked him essentially pushing a currency mostly used in black markets as a plus.
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# ? Dec 23, 2017 04:34 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Some guy brought up the use of Bitcoin in Venezuela and Zimbabwe AS A PLUS. never argue sincerely with a bitcoiner, they have endless patience due to their participation in a currency that is solely based on market confidence edit - commodity, cryptocurrencies cannot by any reasonable definition be called a currency
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# ? Dec 23, 2017 07:11 |
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pfizerman posted:never argue sincerely with a bitcoiner, they have endless patience due to their participation in a currency that is solely based on market confidence Currently it's a currency; in future it will be a pastry. I don't know if he's a "bitcoiner" as much as a "libertarian who surprisingly always has the shittiest take on every single thing that ever comes up that I've ever seen him respond to".
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# ? Dec 23, 2017 07:16 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I don't know if he's a "bitcoiner" as much as a "libertarian who surprisingly always has the shittiest take on every single thing that ever comes up that I've ever seen him respond to". There's a difference?
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# ? Dec 23, 2017 07:25 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:There's a difference? Pretty sure not all bitcoiners are stupid libertarians. Some of them are stupid for different reasons.
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# ? Dec 23, 2017 07:29 |
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Being Bitcoiners they’re at least Libertarian-adjacent, which is still plenty shameful.
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# ? Dec 23, 2017 07:30 |
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eschaton posted:Being Bitcoiners they’re at least Libertarian-adjacent, which is still plenty shameful. Being a bitcoiner is its own shame.
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# ? Dec 23, 2017 07:31 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Some guy brought up the use of Bitcoin in Venezuela and Zimbabwe AS A PLUS. Both "use cases" are basically bullshit. Approximately nobody uses bitcoin in either country. Every story in the news about bitcoins in Venezuela is a few local libertarians pumping it up, usually elecctricity thieves.
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# ? Dec 23, 2017 12:16 |
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There was some noise about the Venezuelan government launching its own cryptocurrency. Which is Good News For Bitcoin, probably.
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# ? Dec 23, 2017 14:59 |
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Polygynous posted:Good News For Bitcoin
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# ? Dec 23, 2017 16:01 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Some guy brought up the use of Bitcoin in Venezuela and Zimbabwe AS A PLUS. pretend i posted brazilian_child_sex_assault_bitcoin.txt
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# ? Dec 23, 2017 18:18 |
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boner confessor posted:pretend i posted brazilian_child_sex_assault_bitcoin.txt actually , the age of consent is 14 in some countries
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