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FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Armitage posted:

It looks like Ben McAdoo and Jerry Reese won�t be out of jobs for too long!

Imagine an alternate timeline where TNA was so successful it was able to branch off its own professional football league

"WHATS DOODOO MACKABEN DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?????!!!"

# ? Dec 22, 2017 16:25

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# ? May 25, 2024 08:19

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

Cavauro posted:

Watch the butt fumble. It's not a full minute so you can still say this. Here's the butt fumble

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82RIfy-gRa4

anyway I am going to really watch the Royal Rumble, big time. I'll watch both of them

I DID NOT click but I think I saw a gif of something you could call a butt fumble. Does watching a gif count? It wasn't 100% voluntary. I will amend my statement to say I will view static images such as "HE HATE ME" pics and gifs of good tackles, but I will not seek them out, and I will not turn my TV to the sports channels :hai:

# ? Dec 22, 2017 16:27

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

every channel is the sport channel, nerd

# ? Dec 22, 2017 16:56

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

piss tape israel posted:

Is it accurate to assess that Vince would have stepped down as Chairman and CEO if he had sold even more shares? If so, drat it we were so close to Vince no longer loving with creative.

no because vince was probably dumping the shares with no voting power

# ? Dec 22, 2017 17:07

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Blaise330 posted:

That kind of travel would have me loopy. "So within 24 hours I'm gonna be in new york, connecticut, then new york again? And each stop I gotta have Bray Wyatt senton on my chest? Then I gotta go to frickin Canada?"

I mean you know New York and Connecticut border each other right? There�s people who commute from one to the other daily

# ? Dec 22, 2017 17:32

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Endless Mike posted:

I mean you know New York and Connecticut border each other right? There�s people who commute from one to the other daily

Yeah, the NY-LI-CT-Albany section is probably the easiest 4 day span of travel they can expect. The drive to Toronto and flight to Miami won't be fun though.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 17:54

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/944211198467244032

Welp

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:07

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/944211198467244032

Welp

I wish people who made things I like would stop being secretly horrible pieces of poo poo.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:24

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

I agree with the dude who has the same avatar as me.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:26

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Sanguinia posted:

I wish people who made things I like would stop being secretly horrible pieces of poo poo.

His film company is called Trigger warning, he wasn't secretly anything.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:29

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Sanguinia posted:

I wish people who made things I like would stop being secretly horrible pieces of poo poo.

Him being awful has not been a secret for a while

# ? Dec 22, 2017 20:06

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Apple doesn't fall far from the child-murdering tree.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 20:08

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Destroy My Sweater posted:

I'm pretty sure I checked out in front of Rich Swann at a Wawa near Full Sail yesterday.

Did he kidnap you

# ? Dec 22, 2017 20:14

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Jerusalem posted:

I absolutely adored the one episode where Vince deliberately sent Hogan somewhere else and did an interview by satellite to ascertain he definitely was NOT in the building, and then insisted Mr. America come out to the ring

Mr. America does come out, but it's all shot from long, wide angles so you can't quite see details, and he even seems to be moving a little differently to usual, like maybe it's a different guy in the costume? Then he gets into the ring, grabs the mic, and the camera cuts to a close-up of him as he goes,"WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, BROTHER!" and the crowd goes banana.

This was wonderful, it was so fun. Hogan and Vince played off each other really well. Was that a Heyman storyline? Whoever was responsible did a lot of great work there.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 20:51

magnum_valentino: Apr 18, 2013

Rick posted:

This was wonderful, it was so fun. Hogan and Vince played off each other really well. Was that a Heyman storyline? Whoever was responsible did a lot of great work there.

Give me a date for this and I'll take out a month of the Network to watch it and Bate/Dunne 3.

Please!

# ? Dec 22, 2017 20:53

The_Rob: Feb 1, 2007; Blah blah blah blah!!

Man watching Bate/Dunne on the last NXT and I wish wwe would just give them some time at mania or something. Give em 25 minutes and just let them just go nuts. Just call it a special attraction

# ? Dec 22, 2017 21:03

freud mayweather: Jan 29, 2009

Sanguinia posted:

I wish people who made things I like would stop being secretly horrible pieces of poo poo.

all art comes from

1. childhood trauma
2. a narcissistic need to be remembered
3. a desire to do problematic cums

# ? Dec 22, 2017 21:06

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

all three of those things are related tho

# ? Dec 22, 2017 21:07

Senerio: Oct 19, 2009; Roëmænce is ælive!

projecthalaxy posted:

Did he kidnap you

Allegedly kidnap you

# ? Dec 22, 2017 21:08

Beef Jerky Robot: Sep 20, 2009; "And the DICK?"

Sanguinia posted:

secretly horrible

You haven't been paying attention my dude

# ? Dec 22, 2017 21:12

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The new Assassins Creed is good or not?

# ? Dec 22, 2017 21:12

CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

DoctorGonzo posted:

The new Assassins Creed is good or not?

It's the best in years but it plays more like someone crossbred AC with The Witcher, so make sure you're into that idea. You will spend a lot of time riding a camel in the desert.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 21:28

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

DoctorGonzo posted:

The new Assassins Creed is good or not?

yeah it�s okay, eagle buddy is a neat mechanic imo

# ? Dec 22, 2017 21:31

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Witcher 3 is my favorite game of all time and i didnt like HZD that much. I hope it plays more like w3

# ? Dec 22, 2017 21:38

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

magnum_valentino posted:

Give me a date for this and I'll take out a month of the Network to watch it and Bate/Dunne 3.

Please!

Wait a week, you'll also get the Rumble.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 21:39

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

It�s not Max�s fault that John was a helicopter parent

# ? Dec 22, 2017 22:07

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Chris James 2 posted:

Him being awful has not been a secret for a while

I am always the last one to know :|

# ? Dec 22, 2017 22:21

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

There's really no reason to know anything about Max Landis

# ? Dec 22, 2017 22:42

Defiance Industries: Jul 22, 2010; A five-star manufacturer

Senerio posted:

Allegedly kidnap you

On the one hand, I'm proud of Rovert for learning something they teach you the literal first week of J-school.

On the other hand, it's a web forum so he's totally misplaced it.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 22:46

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

sportsgenius86 posted:

It�s not Max�s fault that John was a helicopter parent

# ? Dec 22, 2017 22:59

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

I saw that Dirk Gently thing on Netflix cuz I read the books and I liked them as a teen and I thought the show was okay except that Dirk is a completely different character than in the books and it ain't like Douglas Adams was a master of characterization but it was noticeably worse all the same and anyway here's The Butt Fumble again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82RIfy-gRa4

# ? Dec 22, 2017 23:06

magnum_valentino: Apr 18, 2013

VJeff posted:

Wait a week, you'll also get the Rumble.

Smaaaaart

# ? Dec 22, 2017 23:12

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

magnum_valentino posted:

Give me a date for this and I'll take out a month of the Network to watch it and Bate/Dunne 3.

Please!

Is Smackdown on the Network now? It was almost all on TV there in spring 2004.

Mildly interesting, is that reading some of the rumor sites from that period is that the Mr. America storyline was supposed to end in a hair vs mask match that Hogan was supposed to win, which would've meant Vince already did the hair angle before the Trump match. Not that they couldn't have found another stip for that.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 23:21

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

I am shocked that Max Landis, the person that nobody likes except like 6 people on this forum, is bad

# ? Dec 23, 2017 00:13

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

magnum_valentino posted:

Smaaaaart

And more importantly, NXT: Takeover.

Midnightghoul posted:

I am shocked that Max Landis, the person that nobody likes except like 6 people on this forum, is bad

If there's a connection between nobody on this forum liking you and being a sex offender then uh that's bad news for everybody on this forum.

Except J-Ru. He's safe.

# ? Dec 23, 2017 00:19

Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

magnum_valentino posted:

Give me a date for this and I'll take out a month of the Network to watch it and Bate/Dunne 3.

Please!

If you have a Hulu sub you can also watch it there instead of giving WWE money.

# ? Dec 23, 2017 00:22

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

sportsgenius86 posted:

It�s not Max�s fault that John was a helicopter parent

# ? Dec 23, 2017 00:28

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

Defiance Industries posted:

On the one hand, I'm proud of Rovert for learning something they teach you the literal first week of J-school.

On the other hand, it's a web forum so he's totally misplaced it.

For some reason we are being surprisingly open minded about Landis but not about Swann. The police report is what it is on the surface but things since indicate there's more to the situation.

rovert fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Dec 23, 2017

# ? Dec 23, 2017 00:51

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

LISTEN AND BELIEVE, ROVERT

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Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

rovert posted:

For some reason why are being open minded about Landis but not about Swann. The police report is what it is on the surface but things since indicate there's more to the situation.

Witnesses must have been plants from Gulak to get him out of the match.

# ? Dec 23, 2017 01:02

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