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Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all

steinrokkan posted:

Get a dairy cow and see how happy it gets when her udders swell and become painful after not milking her.

Come to Nursie Cow!

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

mind the walrus posted:

I'd bet those are scars from some attempt to minimize his gaseuous frog neck.

Looks more like he tried to store too much food like a chipmunk and had a blowout

VocalizePlayerDeath
Jan 29, 2009

I'm a vegan millennial.
Apparently I'm rich too.
gently caress I'm living the life.
Time for avocado toast.

Reynold
Feb 14, 2012

Suffer not the unclean to live.

steinrokkan posted:

Get a dairy cow and see how happy it gets when her udders swell and become painful after not milking her.

"get a dairy cow and don't milk her"

lol

maybe get a dog too and leave it in your yard and never feed it this winter and you'll see how bad things can get YOU MONSTER

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
Yeah, do a lot of dairy cows go regularly unmilked? Is that like a big problem in the industry?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
They milk themselves nowadays.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Oh vegans, the people that think that shearing wool harms sheep.

Yes, let's listen to them condemn milk and eggs. I'm certain their points are valid.

E: what is my problem, this is a funny thread.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Proteus Jones posted:

Do you not drink milk due to the ad? Your wording leaves it a little ambiguous.

I don't drink milk because it makes me a fart-box. But occasionally, I crave that delicious moo-juice and everyone gets to suffer as a result. Including, apparently, the cows.

I've seen some videos on pornhub that lead me to believe that those milking machines are actually quite enjoyable.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Scathach posted:

Oh vegans, the people that think that shearing wool harms sheep.

Yes, let's listen to them condemn milk and eggs. I'm certain their points are valid.

E: what is my problem, this is a funny thread.



Happy New Year

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Huh. What do you know?

Wheat Loaf posted:

I was in Manchester a few months ago and saw one of those bus stop adverts which insinuated that milking a cow is essentially equivalent to rape; now, I don't drink milk, but I do like cheese, so I'm not sure how many degrees of guilt that gets me.

The issue isn't getting the milk out of the cow, it's getting the milk in there in the first place. Like all other mammals, cows don't lactate unless they're having babies. So you need to keep the cows giving birth all the time. So that means a lot of spare cow babies to dispose of. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dairy_cattle#Management

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DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
Well, playing devil's advocate for a moment, regarding sheep especially, I think that a sensible vegan would argue that the crime began when humans selectively bred sheep and cows to produce so much wool and milk that it becomes a problem for them. In the ideal vegan world, these grotesquely exaggerated animal features wouldn't exist. Yes, not shearing a sheep is bad for it - but that's still a human-inflicted harm.

On the other side of the argument:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Happy New Year












People had a hosed up view of the Holidays a couple of centuries ago

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

I know it's not, but please let me believe that's the Gucci logo on the sack Santa is stuffing that child into.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Yeah, people loved creepy cards.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3369090/The-creepy-Christmas-cards-Victorians-loved.html

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
If we weren't supposed to eat animals, they wouldn't be made of food

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.



Pretty sure I killed this guy in Dead Space

LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".

RFC2324 posted:

I've seen some videos on pornhub that lead me to believe that those milking machines are actually quite enjoyable.

PornHub aside, I've been to dairy operations where they have an auto-milking machine that the cows walk into on their own free will since they apparently love getting milked.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
I like being milked too

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

We Know Catheters posted:

I like being milked too

How appropriate, you fight like a cow!

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Regy Rusty posted:

Vegans by definition are the extreme. They don't believe animals should be used or exploited in any way.

Personally I'm a vegetarian because I can't personally envision myself eating the flesh of a living creature, so to that extent I can understand and sympathize with them. But I eat milk and eggs and it doesn't matter to me what other people do.

All life is worthless and some life is tasty.

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Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


xtal posted:

All life is worthless and some life is tasty.

Look man if I had a chicken I would eat it's delicious eggs and I would probably literally fight the thing to get them, I don't know anything about chickens but most birds I know have been I'll tempered bastards when I'm not trying to steal their stuff.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

xtal posted:

All life is worthless and some life is tasty.

I liked what you edited out, personally

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

We Know Catheters posted:

I like being milked too

p good username/post combo

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Samuringa posted:




People had a hosed up view of the Holidays a couple of centuries ago[/url]
"Black Phillip couldn't make it this year. He's on paternity leave. I'm white Arnold."

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Hyperlynx posted:

Huh. What do you know?


The issue isn't getting the milk out of the cow, it's getting the milk in there in the first place. Like all other mammals, cows don't lactate unless they're having babies. So you need to keep the cows giving birth all the time. So that means a lot of delicious, delicious veal.

You phrased it like they just tossed out the extra baby cows. Dairy cows are bred to produce more dairy cows or veal/beef cows. Its not this wasteful practice you're trying to frame it as.

That's chickens.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003


Only used once

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

FreeMars
Mar 22, 2011
Pedal safe, Mr. Skeletal

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Oh good, David Lynch finally got permission from John Carpenter to do that They Live prequel.

Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni

Baron von Eevl posted:

Oh good, David Lynch finally got permission from John Carpenter to do that They Live prequel.

I forgot what thread this was and got really excited about this for a second.

Szechuan
Mar 3, 2008

Samuringa posted:



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Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Regy Rusty posted:

Personally I'm a vegetarian because I can't personally envision myself eating the flesh of a living creature,

Ah I think I see the problem. You're supposed to kill the animal first, and then cook it. Not just gorge yourself on a still living pig or cow like some kind of food vampire.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Szechuan posted:

I II
II I_ ?

Are you talking about the initials of the artist on the bottom? Looks like “DTp” to me.

You down with DTp?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Dienes posted:

You phrased it like they just tossed out the extra baby cows. Dairy cows are bred to produce more dairy cows or veal/beef cows. Its not this wasteful practice you're trying to frame it as.

That's chickens.

Dude, your reading comprehension sucks. I was pointing out why vegans oppose dairy farming, not that it's a wasteful practise.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bored posted:

Are you talking about the initials of the artist on the bottom? Looks like “DTp” to me.

You down with DTp?

yeah, you know me

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's a weird way to type cmd + option + i 

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Karate Bastard posted:

That's a weird way to type cmd + option + i 

most people use real computers

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Randaconda posted:

most people use real computers

I don’t currently have a computer, real or iMaginary. I have a phone and a tablet. I DO have a keyboard for the tablet, but it is not currently connected. I am poor.

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