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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

i like that this implies spiders are already sexy

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mycroft Holmes posted:

i like that this implies spiders are already sexy

Eh.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

i like that this implies spiders are already sexy

That seems to be a recurring theme lately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-O0Aw6WXko

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Lady Driver Mistaken Monkey’s Butt as Red Light, Brakes Hard and Gets Rear Ended

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008


Knowing the Swedish someone was ...put into an strict but not written warning and to a mandatory post-traumatic counseling over this one.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
*A Swedish man asks 'are you sure?' when someone suggests a fika break*
*His boss gives him a disappointed look*
*Realizing what he has done, the man steps out in front of the Pendeltåg and ends it all*

I lived in Stockholm for a while. This was a regular occurence.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013





https://www.avclub.com/people-keep-uploading-hamilton-to-pornhub-1821633171

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/daily_express/status/946483141379846144

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Somebody show that guy some South American news programs.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

:britain:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

The MSJ posted:

Somebody show that guy some South American news programs.

His monocle would be popped clear through the walls of his house and out into space as it accelerated towards light speed.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Are the brits not also the ones who have straight-up porn in their checkout line tabloids?

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

If you count naked boobs as porn sure, though less so nowadays.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sakurazuka posted:

naked boobs

:monocle:

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Iirc only one or two of the tabloids still have page 3 girls. The internet made it obsolete.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/JessicaValenti/status/948352356936273920

:stonk:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Medicine sure has changed since then. Now we know that spanking doesn't work and you simply have to administer chocolate cake to calm a woman employee down.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I love it when they dig their own graves.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

Medicine sure has changed since then. Now we know that spanking doesn't work and you simply have to administer chocolate cake to calm a woman employee down.

Administer* I barely know her




*how exactly, it's for a project

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Hey it's entirely possible his doctor was from the late 1800s and gave him a formal prescription of spanks to treat hysteria

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Wow, this might just win worst excuse of the year.

Gotta smack those wandering wombs back into place I guess.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Female employees acting up? Dose them with Doc McGillicuttys patented Coca-Leaf Tea, a loverly vita-tonic to put the vim back in their typing hands, and to keep their hysteric urges down.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Female employees acting up? Dose them with Doc McGillicuttys patented Coca-Leaf Tea, a loverly vita-tonic to put the vim back in their typing hands, and to keep their hysteric urges down.

Skip that and go straight for Hennigan'stm no-tell no-smell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgXAt_gstcs

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The whole thing reads like a scene from a bad 1950s comedy. You can almost imagine everyone involved speaking in a stilted Mid-Atlantic accent.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Say Nothing posted:

The whole thing reads like a scene from a bad 1950s comedy. You can almost imagine everyone involved speaking in a stilted Mid-Atlantic accent.

listen here see

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Fun fact: a newspaper has been successfully sued for libel over this exact picture/article layout. The picture depicted a man related to an article below the fold. The headline said "Child molester convicted."

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ah yes. 4WD. A veritable death sentence in snow and ice.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ah yes. 4WD. A veritable death sentence in snow and ice.

Do you have any idea how many morons think four wheel drive will let them go at any speed and forget that it doesn't help them stop? And I live in place that gets this kind of weather every year.



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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/949100087350710272

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
They should have just set up a computer playing random infowars videos.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

is joke

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

:thejoke:

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Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Mods please namechange to Jokegetter1988

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