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people seem to be suggesting that platonic solids with rounded edges are not the correct form factor for all objects in the universe, please report to your local apple town square [chicago branch excepted] for education
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another apple thermal design problem
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Dec 29, 2017 00:54
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:let me help you parse this by rearranging some words The battery is only 79 bucks? So this whole thing was people who could afford a 1000 dollar phone whining that they didn't want to pay 80 dollars for a battery and therefore Apple should defy physics to extend their battery life without decreasing performance? Apple users are fuckin babies apparently.
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Dec 29, 2017 01:00
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Shaggar posted:another apple thermal design problem
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Dec 29, 2017 01:04
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cis autodrag posted:The battery is only 79 bucks? So this whole thing was people who could afford a 1000 dollar phone whining that they didn't want to pay 80 dollars for a battery and therefore Apple should defy physics to extend their battery life without decreasing performance? Apple users are fuckin babies apparently. tbf it seems they will in some cases refuse to replace the battery, at least according to people in this thread. also, they were mad because apple didn't tell them to go get their battery swapped until after the throttling kicked in, because they totally wouldn't have thrown a tantrum over their phone telling them their battery is dying while it still appeared to work.
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Dec 29, 2017 01:05
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Shaggar posted:another apple thermal design problem lol
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Dec 29, 2017 01:05
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infernal machines posted:tbf it seems they will in some cases refuse to replace the battery, at least according to people in this thread. also, they were mad because apple didn't tell them to go get their battery swapped until after the throttling kicked in, because they totally wouldn't have thrown a tantrum over their phone telling them their battery is dying while it still appeared to work. also loads of apple employees in this very thread have claimed old device slowdown was because the old cpus just cant deal with the newer oses.
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Dec 29, 2017 01:07
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Shaggar posted:also loads of apple employees in this very thread have claimed old device slowdown was because the old cpus just cant deal with the newer oses. yes, that can also be a factor. it turns out more than one thing can affect device performance
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Dec 29, 2017 01:08
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in either case the problem is bad software
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Dec 29, 2017 01:10
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Shaggar posted:in either case the problem is bad software yes we all remember windows vista
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Dec 29, 2017 01:14
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cis autodrag posted:The battery is only 79 bucks? So this whole thing was people who could afford a 1000 dollar phone whining that they didn't want to pay 80 dollars for a battery and therefore Apple should defy physics to extend their battery life without decreasing performance? Apple users are fuckin babies apparently. the cost wasn't the hang up, it was that there was no way to know whether you should get a battery replacement or not. it sucks always wondering "is my phone slow because iOS is poo poo now or is my phone throttled and $80 will fix it?  " you could bring your phone into an Apple store and the tech would say "no battery problems at all! green light!" even though the phone was throttled. I've seen a few people claim that Apple techs really tried to talk them out of paying for a battery replacement, which makes sense because from them tech's perspective every test they have is indicating that the battery is fine and a replacement is a waste of money.
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Dec 29, 2017 01:18
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Shaggar posted:another apple thermal design problem lol. I remember on the original mac you put a frying pan on the top and fry an egg because it got so goddamn hot
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Dec 29, 2017 01:26
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Shaggar posted:yeah they could throw up some gutters on there in an afternoon and it would be all set. they're holding out until 2018 so it'll match the upcoming MBP with Touch Gutters™️
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Dec 29, 2017 01:42
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80 dollars for a battery replacement is also a real hang up for people who monthly pay for the iphones
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Dec 29, 2017 01:45
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I’m surprised we haven’t heard about design problems in the new Apple campus yet
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Dec 29, 2017 02:18
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The Management posted:I’m surprised we haven’t heard about design problems in the new Apple campus yet what do you mean, there were definitely entire articles about how everything being insanely bespoke and tight fitting caused doors to jam etc
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Dec 29, 2017 02:21
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The Management posted:I’m surprised we haven’t heard about design problems in the new Apple campus yet people were bitching about lovely open floor plan stuff but that's lovely by design so I don't think it counts
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Dec 29, 2017 02:22
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The Management posted:I’m surprised we haven’t heard about design problems in the new Apple campus yet to be serious though I definitely remember that during the first event at the ~~steve jobs theater~~ it had just rained and they had to station apple people every 4 feet to watch for anyone falling down because the polished granite sidewalk or whatever was insanely slippery
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Dec 29, 2017 02:26
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oh yeah lmao @ that
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Dec 29, 2017 02:46
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Shaggar posted:another apple thermal design problem
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Dec 29, 2017 02:55
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Linguica posted:to be serious though I definitely remember that during the first event at the ~~steve jobs theater~~ it had just rained and they had to station apple people every 4 feet to watch for anyone falling down because the polished granite sidewalk or whatever was insanely slippery yep, but that’s minor. my money was on the hvac system not working
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Dec 29, 2017 03:02
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The Management posted:I’m surprised we haven’t heard about design problems in the new Apple campus yet Actual design problem -- the campus's reflection of Apple's corporate values.
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Dec 29, 2017 03:06
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The Management posted:yep, but that’s minor. my money was on the hvac system not working it’ll work but it’ll keep the interior at exactly the maximum legally allowed temperature
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Dec 29, 2017 03:12
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until someone lets a cat in
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Dec 29, 2017 03:13
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Shaggar posted:people were bitching about lovely open floor plan stuff but that's lovely by design so I don't think it counts Quick reminder if your work has private offices and you don’t have one you’re expendable scum. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 29, 2017 03:45
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:You can put Now Playing in the dock and get to it by pressing the side button. thanks, I was aware of these but I still think they are all more annoying than the simple swipe in the previous watchOS. I’ll try a complication, it’s just the watch faces I like don’t use complications so I haven’t really tried that The dock keeps changing apps depending on recently used etc so to me it’s confusing on the go, and the last option was too annoying so I turned it off. anyway this is all subjective, in my opinion the watch loving sucks, and I’ve given it a very fair shake. some things improved but a few details have gotten worse with every release, feels like they’ve got no loving clue what works and what doesn’t. they should’ve started with no app screen and designed from there, IMO
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Dec 29, 2017 03:56
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:80 dollars for a battery replacement is also a real hang up for people who monthly pay for the iphones those people get a new phone every year so why would they encounter a problem for geriatric batteries
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Dec 29, 2017 05:21
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you aren’t allowed to have your own mini fridge or coffee maker in the new campus, you have to use the official apple ones in the official kitchen area
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Dec 29, 2017 06:30
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Apples campus coffee is loving trash compared to my old job btw. Apple comes up short on a lot of amenities for some reason given they have like 1000x the cash on hand as my last gig.
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Dec 29, 2017 06:33
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cis autodrag posted:Apples campus coffee is loving trash compared to my old job btw. Apple comes up short on a lot of amenities for some reason given they have like 1000x the cash on hand as my last gig. the articles gushed about the cafeteria and how it had all kinds of food available and stuff, with specially designed round boxes for pizzas and all that
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Dec 29, 2017 06:41
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:the articles gushed about the cafeteria and how it had all kinds of food available and stuff, with specially designed round boxes for pizzas and all that Food services is another thing I think they do worse lol. The major reason to work there is salary and rsus imo.
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Dec 29, 2017 06:43
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:the articles gushed about the cafeteria and how it had all kinds of food available and stuff, with specially designed round boxes for pizzas and all that this depends greatly on which cafe you go to, though the main two and my building’s are quite good, not just OK same with the coffee bars the robot coffee machines though, ugh
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Dec 29, 2017 06:50
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cool startup feel posted:How much does it cost to go to the android store for a battery replacement its free (the android store is the dumpster)
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Dec 29, 2017 07:10
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zen death robot posted:the number of people in yospos who are mystified by snow and ice is worrisome all i know about snow and ice is that it happens in places that are too cold to live.
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Dec 29, 2017 07:23
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poty posted:its free this is all office coffee, though the automated units in one of our offices ground the coffee fresh so it was bad beans but better than the bags they used to use. now i have those instant pouches so its like a k cup minus the k and the cup. they are a special kind of new bad that i didnt think office coffee could be the right solution is to drink lots of free and delicious water
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Dec 29, 2017 08:10
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Agile Vector posted:this is all office coffee, though the automated units in one of our offices ground the coffee fresh so it was bad beans but better than the bags they used to use. now i have those instant pouches so its like a k cup minus the k and the cup. they are a special kind of new bad that i didnt think office coffee could be Epic had a house blend custom made by a local coffee roaster and it was genuinely delicious. It was called Make It So blend.
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Dec 29, 2017 08:31
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Agile Vector posted:this is all office coffee Nah. My office's automatic cappuccino/espresso machine makes a great americano.
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Dec 29, 2017 10:18
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cis autodrag posted:The battery is only 79 bucks? So this whole thing was people who could afford a 1000 dollar phone whining that they didn't want to pay 80 dollars for a battery and therefore Apple should defy physics to extend their battery life without decreasing performance? Apple users are fuckin babies apparently. nah, the whole thing was that apple seems to have failed to inform people that this battery management solution existed, and thus that battery replacement was an actually effective way to maintain device performance. should have been fine print somewhere, and support should have suggested battery replacement for performance complaints, just enough that to make it somewhat discoverable for all i know the fine print existed, but i alluded to it before and haven't heard any suggestion there was anything discoverable for even insistent users, which would make it pretty stupid and negligent
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Dec 29, 2017 11:16
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Last Chance posted:i don't have much issue with the watchOS user interface, but by god they've slowed down my apple watch series 2 to irritating levels with the newest watchOS. your watch battery is dying
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cis autodrag posted:Epic had a house blend custom made by a local coffee roaster and it was genuinely delicious. It was called Make It So blend. i heard about golden handcuffs but golden coffee cups is a first
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