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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LHKlTk29wc

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/Amusitr0n/status/560423343409856512

https://twitter.com/SirEviscerate/status/462722392285253633

https://twitter.com/ChocoMetaphor/status/946122356799524864

https://twitter.com/dogcartoon/status/946651833593761792

https://twitter.com/FodaseEuSouALei/status/947466446698958848

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

CloFan has a new favorite as of 02:08 on Jan 2, 2018

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

I still love the caption that the goon who picked that for their avatar chose

oh god i'm allergic

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Davros1 posted:

My favorite Brian Blessed story is once he was participating on stage at a sci-fi convention, and the host tried to pass him a microphone, and he shooed him away, stating he didn't need one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL3oHnKXC1U

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

I'm afraid you're mistaken. That's actually David Mitchell.

Good luck next time m8

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

unfortunately, one of the glasses of water also contained Flunitrazepam

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


I have literally actually done this before putting a central line in someone.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
One of the most bass-ackwards things I've seen in the OR that happens constantly is they put someone under, and then go "Okay, do we have everything we need to do this surgery?" Like, doctors and nurses think it's beneath them or something to check if everything needed has been picked for the case properly. Yes, it is someone elses job, but hey, maybe don't put someone to sleep assuming you have everything at hand. It doesn't help either that doctors have no compunctions about taking something from another doctors surgical supplies if they need it, and not telling anyone.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Doctors I can expect, but nurses?

geonetix
Mar 6, 2011


Maybe it's just a case of triple checking everything just in case you don't gently caress up. I mean, pilots and everyone on the ground did everything correct as well, you'd assume, but I'm still happy they follow up with a checklist that they both follow, just to be sure.


Actually I think this doctor thing is described in "a checklist manifesto" and it's worth reading.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

It is a case of triple checking. There’s an official time out procedure before a case starts that may appear kind of casual but is meant to ensure everything is thought of and ready for a case before it begins. This is also the point where they check to make sure they are operating on the right part of the right patient. But there are literally hundreds of pre-packed instrument kits in a hospital and each procedure may need a few instruments from many different ones. Aneurysm clippings for instance require a hilarious amount of kits to be opened. And then some surgeons have very specific desires regarding which instruments they personally use for the job. Surgeons really aren’t allowed to get away with throwing instruments like a child anymore, but i new an older guy who of handed the wrong forceps would just throw them on the ground and stand there. Only one OR nurse could work with him because of all his nuanced preferences. So anyways yeah it all does require a lot of dumb back and forth checking.

Can’t play basketball for poo poo though.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

One of the most bass-ackwards things I've seen in the OR that happens constantly is they put someone under, and then go "Okay, do we have everything we need to do this surgery?" Like, doctors and nurses think it's beneath them or something to check if everything needed has been picked for the case properly. Yes, it is someone elses job, but hey, maybe don't put someone to sleep assuming you have everything at hand. It doesn't help either that doctors have no compunctions about taking something from another doctors surgical supplies if they need it, and not telling anyone.

I remember this pianist who during an abdominal surgery the doc left some wadding or a retractor or both w/e in her.

She was sterilized by it. And when the pain kicked in and another team went to clean the trash they'd left in her out the statute of limitations on medical malpractice had run out.

Nice woman, great musician, all busted up from the sternum down.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

One of the most bass-ackwards things I've seen in the OR that happens constantly is they put someone under, and then go "Okay, do we have everything we need to do this surgery?" Like, doctors and nurses think it's beneath them or something to check if everything needed has been picked for the case properly. Yes, it is someone elses job, but hey, maybe don't put someone to sleep assuming you have everything at hand. It doesn't help either that doctors have no compunctions about taking something from another doctors surgical supplies if they need it, and not telling anyone.

I'd rather be completely out for the "oh poo poo we forgot the scalpels again" discussion. Or the tantrums Blind Rasputin mentioned.

When I got my eyes lasered, it was pretty clear that the doctor couldn't quite get the corneal slice to unfold properly when doing the post-extraction check on the left eye, so he just shrugged and called it good enough rather than continuing to mess with it. I kinda wish I hadn't seen that, even though I've got better than 20/20 vision now. There's a level of casualness in the medical field that is slightly worrying if you're not prepared for it.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
My dad was a surgeon. My sister & I got to check out a surgery at an OR one time when we were kids; he was removing a cancerous lung from a 53 year-old smoker. Seeing the black, crusty mass surrounded by blood & still-alive human organs made me nauseous enough to leave the operating room. As I was leaving he said, “Now that you’ve seen what smoking does to you, I hope you never do it.”

For lunch he took us out for barbecue ribs.

My dad had an interesting sense of humor.

Funny picture:

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Android Apocalypse posted:

My dad was a surgeon. My sister & I got to check out a surgery at an OR one time when we were kids; he was removing a cancerous lung from a 53 year-old smoker. Seeing the black, crusty mass surrounded by blood & still-alive human organs made me nauseous enough to leave the operating room. As I was leaving he said, “Now that you’ve seen what smoking does to you, I hope you never do it.”
So did you ever smoke?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Android Apocalypse posted:

My dad was a surgeon. My sister & I got to check out a surgery at an OR one time when we were kids; he was removing a cancerous lung from a 53 year-old smoker. Seeing the black, crusty mass surrounded by blood & still-alive human organs made me nauseous enough to leave the operating room. As I was leaving he said, “Now that you’ve seen what smoking does to you, I hope you never do it.”

For lunch he took us out for barbecue ribs.

My dad had an interesting sense of humor.

Funny picture:


We get it, you vape.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Collateral Damage posted:

So did you ever smoke?

Only ribs.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




No idea how to embed those things or if you even can here.

https://vine.co/v/OwTOez0W6wg/embed/simple

https://vine.co/v/iqVveY1QpzI/embed/simple

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOsHVdgBfGZ/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdX9VhngzqV/

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014


Wasn't Vine supposed to be dead?


Sininu has a new favorite as of 15:52 on Jan 2, 2018

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Except for the fact that there's a higher-than-average alcoholism rate among doctors, so maybe it shouldn't be all that surprising.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Sininu posted:

Wasn't Vine supposed to be dead?




A survivor of the Finno-Korean Hyperwar!

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!








il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

Can you really copyright Jesus though?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Only at Operating Christian III and above

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
No but you don't understand YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's an entire loving industry based on a dumb joke they stole from The Simpsons:


So they drew a whole bunch of pictures of Jesus dancing and then made up steps for them:


Then they went to all the trouble of creating a a 4 cell lenticular cover for the loving book:

Who the gently caress even makes lenticular images these days? How did they find a company that would do this for them?

But it didn't end there, next they released jiggling dashboard Jesus merchandise:


And then they started printed sequels and the whole thing started all over again:


WHERE WILL IT END

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sininu posted:

Wasn't Vine supposed to be dead?




That's what I heard but it still keeps kicking like yahoooooo

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Then they went to all the trouble of creating a a 4 cell lenticular cover for the loving book:

Who the gently caress even makes lenticular images these days? How did they find a company that would do this for them?


Is that the loving Carlton dance?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Then they went to all the trouble of creating a a 4 cell lenticular cover for the loving book:

Who the gently caress even makes lenticular images these days? How did they find a company that would do this for them?

But it didn't end there, next they released jiggling dashboard Jesus merchandise:


And then they started printed sequels and the whole thing started all over again:


WHERE WILL IT END

I have to wonder if they actually made enough money to recoup their production costs on this crap.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


the category may say 'before and after,' but i'm pretty sure this also works as 'things i don't give'

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

No but you don't understand YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's an entire loving industry based on a dumb joke they stole from The Simpsons:


So they drew a whole bunch of pictures of Jesus dancing and then made up steps for them:


Then they went to all the trouble of creating a a 4 cell lenticular cover for the loving book:

Who the gently caress even makes lenticular images these days? How did they find a company that would do this for them?

But it didn't end there, next they released jiggling dashboard Jesus merchandise:


And then they started printed sequels and the whole thing started all over again:


WHERE WILL IT END

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Garrand posted:

Is that the loving Carlton dance?



It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
But when you nail me to a cross, everyone
It's not unusual to see me cry, for your sins I'll die

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

No but you don't understand YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's an entire loving industry based on a dumb joke they stole from The Simpsons:


So they drew a whole bunch of pictures of Jesus dancing and then made up steps for them:


Then they went to all the trouble of creating a a 4 cell lenticular cover for the loving book:

Who the gently caress even makes lenticular images these days? How did they find a company that would do this for them?

But it didn't end there, next they released jiggling dashboard Jesus merchandise:


Kinda want this, don't care how stupid is, it's a great gag gift.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Years old. Still amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W7umbazJFM

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

This is great. Thank you for posting it.

Quill
Jan 19, 2004

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Who the gently caress even makes lenticular images these days? How did they find a company that would do this for them?

Haven't you heard? Lenticulars are the new hotness! Oh wait...

http://www.comicsbeat.com/marvel-legacy-lenticular-covers-fail-to-change-comic-book-industry-or-even-their-own-images/

Oh...

Oh.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my funky Jesus...

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Am I wrong, or did they use Paul Rudd as the source?

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Holy poo poo, there's an entire subgenre of these, it's goddamn amazing

https://youtu.be/Mz-7KcfsKd0

https://youtu.be/HCoTiU0S85Y

https://youtu.be/EkwdYSn3Uws

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