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Jan 3, 2018 22:40
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mods change my name posted:Also the game should ban people if it detects any process running other than Star Citizen in your task manager Star Citizen is going to have to shut down every non essential program in order to start. It's gonna end up being its own OS.
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Jan 3, 2018 22:44
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Moridin920 posted:I'm on a space liner. I can only afford Eta class. I order a Croberts on the rocks. I get a Sex on the Moon, quality 40% 
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Jan 3, 2018 22:46
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Will there be a spaceship that I can use to start a transgressive leftist political podcast with my friends?
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How will I get my tank around to different planets if I only bought the XF/A/B-420CROB Light Strategic Fighter/Ice Cream Delivery Vehicle? Can I just drag the tank through space behind me on a tow-rope? I'm willing to pay extra to upgrade to the Unobtanium Fiber Rope if that makes a difference. I hope there's a fully-realized knot tying minigame.
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Fidel Cuckstro posted:Will there be a spaceship that I can use to start a transgressive leftist political podcast with my friends? ..yes,
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Jan 3, 2018 23:28
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Will there be ...sexy spaceships? With like.. boobs and stuff asking for a friend
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Jan 3, 2018 23:29
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At the secret "Dangerously Elite" backer level ALL the ships have boobs and "stuff". Time to pledge more, citizen.
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Fartbox posted:Will there be ...sexy spaceships? With like.. boobs and stuff if that one unbelievably fat and gross man has anything to do with it, and he will... YES
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Moridin920 posted:I'm on a space liner. I can only afford Eta class. I order a Croberts on the rocks. I get a Sex on the Moon, quality 40%  Holy loving poo poo
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new phone who dis posted:I'm the guy who has the whole universe open to him and still wants to drive a van. Better paint a wizard on it. haha. I'd actually play a mmog (for a couple weeks) that let me fly around a space van, much like the Winebego in Spaceballs. Tricked out with some cool wings and rocket engines. Wizard on one side would be required. Barbarian with hot barbarianess on the other. In fact the cover/poster for the original Conan would do it. Some cool rims would be needed; gold would be tempting, but I'd stick with a good chrome. Space vans wings gotta fold up when it lands to drive around on a groovy enough planet too. Definitely would be blasting Rush's 2112 on all space-comm channels in the vicinity. Edit: holy poo poo, this would be my weapon systems. No lasers or missles on space van, that's just not chill, just blast 2112 through the enemies comm system. Bong smoke, rolling out the barely cracked space windows. And one of those clear half domes on top, that's just big enough for your head to look around. Am I missing anything here goons? I want to get my space van right on the first shot! Also, any other space van buddies that want to caravan between concerts are welcome. Lets build a space van posse! Internetjack fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Jan 3, 2018 |
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Jan 3, 2018 23:45
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Fuzzy dice.
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old beast lunatic posted:At this point I think the only reason I have elite dangerous installed is so I can get mega stoned and look around my spaceship and gawk at solar flares and poo poo. It's pretty great but I don't think I ever wanted a soda machine or rape tub. I wanted to like it but it gave me motion sickness. I never get motion sickness from games. I played like 80 hours of No Mans Sky just fine. Something about Elite's system. I ended up playing Rebel Galaxy instead.
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There Bias Two posted:Fuzzy dice. drat, cant believe I forgot Fuzzy dice. That's right up there on requirements like carpeted faux polar bear ceiling. Thanks for the correction TBT!
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JB50 posted:Somebody post the pic of the drink maker on the ship that they thought would be some sort of mini game someone would play. iirc the other minigame was hotswapping hard drive caddies in a 40u rackmount media server so that passengers got the in-flight movie of their choice no i am not making this up (i think)
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Imagine it is the year 2200 and you are using spinning metal discs to store data like some kind of savage.
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Moridin920 posted:Imagine it is the year 2200 and you are using spinning metal discs to store data like some kind of savage. No one expected records to come back into style in the 2010s either. drat space hipsters.
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Hustlin Floh posted:How will I get my tank around to different planets if I only bought the XF/A/B-420CROB Light Strategic Fighter/Ice Cream Delivery Vehicle? Can I just drag the tank through space behind me on a tow-rope? I'm willing to pay extra to upgrade to the Unobtanium Fiber Rope if that makes a difference. I hope there's a fully-realized knot tying minigame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EC1VCf5eEY
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have they mentioned anything about vr support? If you're doing this massive online experience thing with tiny details then the hot tub is useless without vr grabbing titties in my sex pool.
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You know what? gently caress it. I'm gonna get super into Star Citizen. It's probably like bungee jumping. Seems loving insane when you see it, but everyone who's done it swears it's an amazing rush. I've got some money saved up and i'm gonna buy the sweetest picture of a spacecraft i can afford. See you in the 'verse. Geronimo! edit: Turns out my bank is staffed by assholes who say i can't empty our joint account without my wife's say-so. gently caress bankers. Icochet fucked around with this message at 10:10 on Jan 4, 2018 |
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Icochet posted:You know what? gently caress it. I'm gonna get super into Star Citizen. It's probably like bungee jumping. Seems loving insane when you see it, but everyone who's done it swears it's an amazing rush. It turns out you’ve actually found the only good bankers in the known universe.
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Get this: Fart Shitizen 
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Bistromatic posted:I asked croberts if i could infiltrate an air filter factory and tamper with a specific production line for the model i know my enemies use to have them asphyxiate in deep space a few months later. He said yes and offered me a 10% discount if i bought a covert ops bundle right there. i want to work in the air filter factory, but in a middle management position can you ask him if he can make it work
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Yes I'm the guy who wants to play as a space airline hostess in Star Citizen.
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i may be willing to look away from someone tampering with the production lines....for a price....
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I can't wait to log in and play as janitor on another players luxury space ship. If I play all night tonight and get the toilets real mighty shiny, I might even get that bonus that my boss SuperSaiyanWeed420 been hintin at
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Fartbox posted:I can't wait to log in and play as janitor on another players luxury space ship. If I play all night tonight and get the toilets real mighty shiny, I might even get that bonus that my boss SuperSaiyanWeed420 been hintin at well, they would just have to license visceral cleanup and integrate it, cant be to achieve...
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Flesh Forge posted:Get this: Fart Shitizen 
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Toilet sheen at 42% Estimated time to completion: 3 hours and 52 minutes Reward: 520 janitor XP
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Will there be a whipping minigame so I can whip my slaves, played by other players Will there be a rape minigame? Don't get me wrong here, rape is bad and all but lets be honest with ourselves here, we can't have realistic slavery without some rape right? I figure rape is integral to star citizen at this point and I fully expect to be able to level up my raping in the game
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big nipples big life posted:some of them want to make running around in the space stations a crime because it will ruin their immersion. I’m imagining one of those signs like they have at swimming pools. NO: Running Diving in the shallow end Peeing in the pool
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baw posted:i want to work in the air filter factory, but in a middle management position can you ask him if he can make it work I want to make air filter unboxing videos in-game. Can i earn in-game currency by asking money through some sort of in-game crowd funding scheme?
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Will there be a game system where the more nerd tears i gather, the more powerful I become? Roberts, will there be a fully functional griefing system in the game so I can ruin all these losers hopes and dreams
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Jan 4, 2018 14:52
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What if we’re already in Star Citizen, we just haven’t got past the “progress to a space-faring level civilization” early-game section yet?
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That explains why the game I'm playing on the computer is so lovely! It's not the real game EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE REAL GAME 
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the only way to progress to the real game is to kill yourself to show your faith and devotion to star citizen. don't worry, as you will not die but actually be transported to the roberts' secret moon base where you will gain access to all the ships you've pledged for. after that you'll be free to do what you want. welcome to the 'verse, citizen.
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At this point an actual religion based around Star Citizen would not surprise me
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Entropic posted:At this point an actual religion based around Star Citizen would not surprise me They already have all the elements in place for a cult to form.
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