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il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

SelenicMartian posted:

What the fuzzy flying gently caress is this?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/727180/Escape_Expert/

Watch the trailer. All of it.

This is a developing (keep developing) game, not a developed (never develop again) game, obviously. With a really well edited trailer. And survival mechanics in a driving game.

il_cornuto fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Dec 31, 2017

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I appreciate the first flyover clip that was sped up 2x, including the music

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!

I knew Goat Simulator. Goat Simulator is a game of mine. Kitty, you're no Goat Simulator.

A3th3r
Jul 27, 2013

success is a dream & achievements are the cream
i know the ONE fan of this game in this thread is going to get after me for criticizing Tropico 3, but basically all of the Tropico games deserve to be in this thread. They are universally hideously designed and have game-breaking problems with very fundamental things, like the interface. Tropico 3 is especially shoddily made. Save your money & get Planet Coaster instead

http://steamcommunity.com/app/23490/

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

beef express
Sep 7, 2005

The highest technique is to have no technique.

il_cornuto posted:

This is a developing (keep developing) game, not a developed (never develop again) game, obviously. With a really well edited trailer. And survival mechanics in a driving game.

Lowtax has done a few streams of this game on Gaming Garbage, it's pretty good!

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
Gilbert is a cute name. :unsmith:

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
The Gilbert game looks better for kids than the creepy toy youtube videos.

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

A3th3r posted:

i know the ONE fan of this game in this thread is going to get after me for criticizing Tropico 3, but basically all of the Tropico games deserve to be in this thread. They are universally hideously designed and have game-breaking problems with very fundamental things, like the interface. Tropico 3 is especially shoddily made. Save your money & get Planet Coaster instead

http://steamcommunity.com/app/23490/

Hey now, Tropico 1 was pretty good in 2001

I wouldn't, like, spend money on it, but still

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

mycot posted:

Gilbert is a cute name. :unsmith:

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


A3th3r posted:

i know the ONE fan of this game in this thread is going to get after me for criticizing Tropico 3, but basically all of the Tropico games deserve to be in this thread. They are universally hideously designed and have game-breaking problems with very fundamental things, like the interface. Tropico 3 is especially shoddily made. Save your money & get Planet Coaster instead

http://steamcommunity.com/app/23490/

I agree, people who want to play a city building/management simulator should buy an amusement park sandbox builder. Definitely the same.

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009

SirSamVimes posted:

I agree, people who want to play a city building/management simulator should buy an amusement park sandbox builder. Definitely the same.

Mister Bates posted:

Hey now, Tropico 1 was pretty good in 2001

I wouldn't, like, spend money on it, but still

Idiots like him keep trolling because idiots like you keep biting.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

A3th3r posted:

i know the ONE fan of this game in this thread is going to get after me for criticizing Tropico 3, but basically all of the Tropico games deserve to be in this thread. They are universally hideously designed and have game-breaking problems with very fundamental things, like the interface. Tropico 3 is especially shoddily made. Save your money & get Planet Coaster instead

http://steamcommunity.com/app/23490/

It's me, i'm the tropico fan. you fucker.

Not looking forward to tropico6 though, that game is going to be smug as gently caress now that one of their characters is president of the US.

Wooper
Oct 16, 2006

Champion draGoon horse slayer. Making Lancers weep for their horsies since 2011. Viva Dickbutt.
I don't think the Tropico games are awful but why is there 4(?) of them after the first two games? The first game was good, the second its own thing, and then four of the same game.

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

Nipponophile posted:

Idiots like him keep trolling because idiots like you keep biting.

I feel like a decent amount of posters are just using the excuse to talk about old non soul crushing video games.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Tropico 1 obviously had the best soundtrack in the series since Lou Bega (the Mambo #5 guy) composed part of it for some reason.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

he just wanted a little bit of Tropico in his life

Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Jan 2, 2018

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Lodin posted:

Tropico 1 obviously had the best soundtrack in the series since Lou Bega (the Mambo #5 guy) composed part of it for some reason.

I think I remember that they originally had Jimmy Buffet to do something, but he backed out once he realized you played an island dictator who could execute people and I assume Lou Bega wasn't doing anything after Mambo no 5 and they got him cheap.

The best part is you can actually play as Dictator Lou Bega in the game.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

http://store.steampowered.com/app/689050/Next_Stop_Zombie/

lmao at the first trailer (also recorded with the title bar appearing)

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

this is up there with that Ukranian Ball of Gas game in the "appears to have been designed entirely by an AI neural network" category

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Mystic Stylez posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/689050/Next_Stop_Zombie/

lmao at the first trailer (also recorded with the title bar appearing)

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The essence of semen.

Presumably right through the ballsack.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The plural of succubus is succubi :argh:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

So basically a ripoff of PUBG... but with zombies!!!

A dude posted:


So basically a ripoff of Megatokyo... but with adult content!!!

Gynovore fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Jan 6, 2018

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

but what is the difference between a Player Zombie and a Zombie player

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Really Pants posted:

but what is the difference between a Player Zombie and a Zombie player

A Player Zombie is a secret zombie that looks just like a non-zombie player so he can get in close and murder his friends.
I think.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
from that description i honestly thought it was the other way around, like one player looks like a zombie and all your teammates shoot you and you're like no stop i'm on your side what the gently caress

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005


It's the simulator you've all been waiting for. http://store.steampowered.com/app/658600/Lawnmower_Game/

quote:

Drive and cut grass first time in simulator game, with amazing lanwmower in big open world.



EDIT:Tero Lunkka is a goldmine of bad games. http://store.steampowered.com/search/?publisher=Tero%20Lunkka

Perhaps you'd like to try MUSTACHE POLITICS SHOOTER? "Shoot Zombie politics They defend money treasure."

Sundae fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Jan 6, 2018

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
Check out the sequel: http://store.steampowered.com/app/749550/Lawnmower_Game_2_Drifter/

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Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

OwlFancier posted:

The essence of semen.

Presumably right through the ballsack.

I have it on good authority that actually pee is stored in the balls.

Cicadas!
Oct 27, 2010



The gently caress is going on with those arms?

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
They belong to the person whose head she is sitting on.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009




No.

I am putting my foot down.

I know that I stream awful games but there is absolutely nothing I could ever do to make a stream even the least bit entertaining if I'm using a game that is so unabashedly shameless in its gloating about its own pedophilia.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Really Pants posted:

but what is the difference between a Player Zombie and a Zombie player

That's what I want to know.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

FirstAidKite posted:




No.

I am putting my foot down.

I know that I stream awful games but there is absolutely nothing I could ever do to make a stream even the least bit entertaining if I'm using a game that is so unabashedly shameless in its gloating about its own pedophilia.



thanks for the trip report

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

exploded mummy posted:

thanks for the trip report

You're welcome toffile

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry

Sundae posted:



It's the simulator you've all been waiting for. http://store.steampowered.com/app/658600/Lawnmower_Game/




EDIT:Tero Lunkka is a goldmine of bad games. http://store.steampowered.com/search/?publisher=Tero%20Lunkka

Perhaps you'd like to try MUSTACHE POLITICS SHOOTER? "Shoot Zombie politics They defend money treasure."

Can confirm these games are poo poo beyond normal turd levels.
I just checked out the ones I have:
Finnish Roller: Supposedly a puzzle game like The Ball, but every level I entered, the ball was in the start (or end?) position of the level, and I was at the opposite side and couldn't move the ball or myself.

Inferno Puzzle: A simple Match-3 game, with the exact same layout for all levels and no indication why you suddenly ended the level.

Nash Racing: Not a big fan of sim-racers, but while this one tries to be a sim-racer, with garage/tuning, it really just is a shining example of Valve letting anything onto Steam these days - even demo games with random artwork made in the late 90's.

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mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

Is it a rule that every game in that series needs to have a horrifyingly misleading perspective screenshot?

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