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AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

the warriors are so drat dirty good lord

https://twitter.com/KennyDucey/status/949750435912482818

lmfao dray got owned 5v4 on the other end and has bitch baby fit over it

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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

nearly killing someone with an elbow is still not a foul if you are a golden state warrior huh? gently caress that team


also wow draymond actually got a tech mein gott. was it just for the rim hang cause he didnt even suplex that ref like he normally does

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

I don't understand how it makes sense to quit a league and only play five games. If they can make more money this way lol but how will only playing 5 games hurt the development of LaMelo's game?

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

zoux posted:

Seems like this is the kind of thing that could keep you out of the Hall

https://twitter.com/its_whitney/status/949370398684123136

Jesus Christ

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

paternity suitor posted:

They interviewed him during the Pistons game and he seemed fine. His usual suave rear end self. It is a frozen wasteland here in Philly, I am a young man and I welcome the cold embrace of the reaper after two weeks of this poo poo.

Yeah

Central pa is moonlike right now .

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

AggressivelyStupid posted:

the warriors are so drat dirty good lord

https://twitter.com/KennyDucey/status/949750435912482818

lmfao dray got owned 5v4 on the other end and has bitch baby fit over it

Every good defender knows how to take an opponent out of their game, my man. Nothin' dirty about that.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

zoux posted:

Seems like this is the kind of thing that could keep you out of the Hall

https://twitter.com/its_whitney/status/949370398684123136

This is the best NBA player commercial since either the Kobe on a horse Ankles Broken ad or the Steve Nash vitamin water ad.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
I don't get why the ref didn't blow the play dead. Blake was clearly not doing well.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

soggybagel posted:

I don't get why the ref didn't blow the play dead. Blake was clearly not doing well.

Not how basketball works. It's on the team with the injured player to foul or call a timeout otherwise european players would fake injuries

Also that was messed up he was twitching

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

soggybagel posted:

I don't get why the ref didn't blow the play dead. Blake was clearly not doing well.

It's the Warriors

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

same thing happened when they elbowed kevin love in the back of the head but that was also a hilarious case of no one on the cavs really caring since friendship basketball only extends to yakubians who look like a cenobite impressionist painting of a human like kyle korver

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

EvanTH posted:

Not how basketball works. It's on the team with the injured player to foul or call a timeout otherwise european players would fake injuries

Also that was messed up he was twitching

The refs can still stop it if they want. When Hayward broke his leg the celtics immediately made a layup on that possession and then as the cavs were inbounding the ref blew the play dead. Its kind of like the NHL where theres a general play on mentality but the ref can stop the play if they think its serious enough. For example, Blake Griffin possibly having a seizure on the court.

Shrimp or Shrimps
Feb 14, 2012


Ghost Dog posted:

same thing happened when they elbowed kevin love in the back of the head but that was also a hilarious case of no one on the cavs really caring since friendship basketball only extends to yakubians who look like a cenobite impressionist painting of a human like kyle korver

My eyes gravitate to Kyle Korver's lips.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

he was born without any skin and just wears a william shatner mask stretched over his skull

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

soggybagel posted:

The refs can still stop it if they want. When Hayward broke his leg the celtics immediately made a layup on that possession and then as the cavs were inbounding the ref blew the play dead. Its kind of like the NHL where theres a general play on mentality but the ref can stop the play if they think its serious enough. For example, Blake Griffin possibly having a seizure on the court.

That's because his leg was on backwards and people in the crowd were screaming and children had started to cry. More often it's like this video of Melo playing lights-out ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DCJXYbBB7w

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Shrimp or Shrimps posted:

My eyes gravitate to Kyle Korver's lips.

I believe he's the only yakub with lips.

https://twitter.com/mcten/status/949803089082638336
https://twitter.com/JasonLloydNBA/status/949806296374575105
https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/949812224159289349

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Clippers are now down 4 starters+their back-up point guard in Beverly

I said the Clippers are going to have a bad season due to injury but jesus christ

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Guys I found Skip Bayless's job on the side

https://streamable.com/iwbe1

Schlieren
Jan 7, 2005

LEZZZZZZZZZBIAN CRUSH

Away all Goats posted:

They play the Hawks tomorrow for the worst record in the league. Probably not a good position if you don't have your own pick. But maybe they can pull off a 2016-2017 Miami Heat style run and reach .500 before the end of the season.

They will not.

soggybagel posted:

The refs can still stop it if they want. When Hayward broke his leg the celtics immediately made a layup on that possession and then as the cavs were inbounding the ref blew the play dead. Its kind of like the NHL where theres a general play on mentality but the ref can stop the play if they think its serious enough. For example, Blake Griffin possibly having a seizure on the court.

Counterpoint: it's Blake Griffin. Play on.

Shrimp or Shrimps
Feb 14, 2012


I still can't believe Blake Griffin did a suck-my-dick head-pull into his crotch to one of the team's trainers for the world to see. Watching the victim try to ineffectually slap Blake's beefy t-rex arm away...

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
The Rockets are hot garbage and shittier than any of the Clippers teams CP3 played for.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/949838772367175680

thats a flagrant 2 huh :thunk:

hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...

Yes

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
We should probably ban every aussie from the NBA to be safe.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

the ball doesnt lie buds

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

never doubt the prophet sheed

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


jesus christ, delly looks like he's trying to remove his heart like he's mola ram

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

that aint even a foul if you do it to lebron

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Bip Roberts posted:

We should probably ban every white aussie from the NBA to be safe.

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022





JINGLES DID NOTHING WRONG

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Aron Baynes looks so much like a Mad Max villain that his nickname should be "Lord Humungus" [sic]

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
So Jayson Tatum is gonna be some weird hybrid do it all player that will be around in the NBA for the next 15 years

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Doltos posted:

So Jayson Tatum is gonna be some weird hybrid do it all player that will be around in the NBA for the next 15 years

6 blocks baby

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
rip

https://twitter.com/MC_TurntTigers/status/949756991618125825

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
The Pistons are 5-2 in the second game of back to backs, somehow beating the Rockets without three of their top six in the rotation. Also lost by like 36 last night to Philly. I know basketball is funny but I don't understand this season at all.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Bip Roberts posted:

We should probably ban every aussie from the NBA to be safe.
Not Patty!!
Bogut should have been tossed years ago tho. Such a dirty player.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

The elbow wasn’t intentional you cry babies. Jesus Christ.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Henchman of Santa posted:

The Pistons are 5-2 in the second game of back to backs, somehow beating the Rockets without three of their top six in the rotation. Also lost by like 36 last night to Philly. I know basketball is funny but I don't understand this season at all.

My hot take: I think Pistons are very good at defending the perimeter(I have no evidence or stats to back this up fyi) but Embiid eats Drummond's lunch and they have nobody to guard Simmons

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Away all Goats posted:

My hot take: I think Pistons are very good at defending the perimeter(I have no evidence or stats to back this up fyi) but Embiid eats Drummond's lunch and they have nobody to guard Simmons

I don't have the stats but I believe opponents were shooting a ridiculously low percentage from three against them during their hot start

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Ghost Dog posted:

same thing happened when they elbowed kevin love in the back of the head but that was also a hilarious case of no one on the cavs really caring since friendship basketball only extends to yakubians who look like a cenobite impressionist painting of a human like kyle korver

I honestly hate you guys lol

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