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mind the walrus posted:I like to imagine he's single because of his mad pussy-spotting game. Plot twist his wife had an affair and ran away with a man named Wally and the books are his coping mechanism for finding the bastard.
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Trig Discipline posted:humping his stuffed squid on top of a plate of catnip. Time to update the ol' bucket list, I guess.
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Stoatbringer posted:Time to update the ol' bucket list, I guess. A stuffed squid? Pff, that's like a realdoll for cats who can't manage to gently caress a real squid.
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Someone please tell me that this isn't genuine.
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Jan 9, 2018 00:22
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Memento posted:Someone please tell me that this isn't genuine. You know god drat well it is. Satire is dead. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so loving depressing.
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Memento posted:Someone please tell me that this isn't genuine. loving hell.
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Memento posted:Someone please tell me that this isn't genuine. Get A BRAIN! Morans
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Mushika posted:Whoa, that's news to me. Yeah, it's called a Dumpkin.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Yeah, it's called a Dumpkin. Well, I suppose you learn something new every day.
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Memento posted:Someone please tell me that this isn't genuine.
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FactsAreUseless posted:That sign is from years ago. And just as true today! 
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Photoshopped. A North Korean would never ignore an opportunity for free and easy protein like that. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Y'know those foreign movie posters where it looks like they just guess what the movie was about based on the title? Yeah turns out that's not limited to foreign countries Whoever made this poster had the quotes, they had the picture of Dustin Hoffman, so clearly they had received promotional material to work with. I imagine him sitting down at his big drafting table, and he's like, "Oh no, I have to get this poster ready by tonight, but they didn't include any pictures of the titular straw dogs! Oh dear oh dear. I suppose I'll just have to use one of the straw dog photos from my files. I don't think anyone will be upset, straw dogs do tend to look alike after all. I just have to hope the straw dogs in the film aren't especially noteworthy, I'd hate to be accused of misrepresenting the contents of the film!"
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There was a bigger dog that came into my bank with those things on the other day (think it was a labradoodle). It made little clicky noises on the floor and the dog must have gotten a kick out of that because he kept tapping and tapping and tapping with this huge smile and wagging tail.
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Marcade posted:Whippet good 
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It isn't just that. Ijiwaru (Waruiji with the first two and last two syllables swapped) means "malicious" in Japanese.
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Nebrilos posted:It isn't just that. Ijiwaru (Waruiji with the first two and last two syllables swapped) means "malicious" in Japanese. This is a cool thing to learn but nothing for me beats how https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kagaku_Sentai_Dynaman had genetic mutant enemies called Jashinka, or jashin (evil) + shinka (evolution) = Evilution (Source: not anime nerd, Nickelodeon parody dub nerd)
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Any chance I get that's even half relevant to link to Carrie Underwood Releases Complex, Multi-Part Prog Rock–Inspired ‘Sunday Night Football’ Theme Song I will take. That's my favorite Onion article of all time and I know that nobody else gives a poo poo. "...the former American Idol winner’s seven-part suite reportedly paints a rich sonic tapestry that utilizes analog synthesizer riffs, 12-string guitar arpeggios, and pastoral flute accompaniment. In addition, Underwood’s copious lyrics take listeners deep into a richly imagined alternate realm known as the Gridiron, a medieval world populated by monstrous linebackers, scantily clad harlequin dancers, and winged footballs...." Thank you.
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Olaf The Stout posted:"...the former American Idol winner’s seven-part suite reportedly paints a rich sonic tapestry that utilizes analog synthesizer riffs, 12-string guitar arpeggios, and pastoral flute accompaniment. In addition, Underwood’s copious lyrics take listeners deep into a richly imagined alternate realm known as the Gridiron, a medieval world populated by monstrous linebackers, scantily clad harlequin dancers, and winged footballs...." I just cracked up at "mellotron"
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Woebin posted:Honestly, the only thing I dislike about Guy Goodbody is all the complaining about Guy Goodbody. I take that as a yes.
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Yeah if Game of Thrones taught me one thing it's that pushing bran can result in a shitstorm.
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Trig Discipline posted:Yeah if Game of Thrones taught me one thing it's that pushing bran can result in a shitstorm. God drat, Trig  .
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Trig Discipline posted:Yeah if Game of Thrones taught me one thing it's that pushing bran can result in a shitstorm. Goddamn dude, haha
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Trig Discipline posted:Yeah if Game of Thrones taught me one thing it's that pushing bran can result in a shitstorm. 
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PittTheElder posted:Is your dog making too much noise? The ref. is good, but if you had said too little then you could have finished with Dog Clogs!
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Solice Kirsk posted:There was a bigger dog that came into my bank with those things on the other day (think it was a labradoodle). It made little clicky noises on the floor and the dog must have gotten a kick out of that because he kept tapping and tapping and tapping with this huge smile and wagging tail. Dogs make that noise naturally, though.  It's one of their least endearing features.
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Chrpno posted:I just cracked up at "mellotron" Why?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:My own attempt to find it on Google only raised more questions than answers That's the rapper Stitches who you may know from his hit song "Brick in Yo Face" which is about him being a bad-rear end coke dealer or from his constant exclamations of "gently caress a job!" Pretty sure he's still under 25. He got kinda fat after he got into codeine, and he now has a teddy bear tattoo on his forehead. The other guy is Big LA who is Mike Busey's sidekick. You may know him from...hanging out with Mike Busey. Have you been to The Gathering in the last few years? If so, you've probably seen Busey, Big LA, and the assorted girls known as Busey's Beauties. They dance and strip and whatever and all live at the Sausage Castle in Florida. Stitches is also from Florida.
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